Lady Valk

Okay what if, potentially we made a second Jacob out of enriched uranium 235 and let him fight the original

I made a superior oc to the last one I'm so proud she isn't just military soldier and she's actually just cool warrior now

What a day

It feels weird to talk to people of late

It's like I went from 2018 to 2024~2025 and everything else in between was a really bad dream, but even then the person from 2018 was someone else

Like for 6 years of my life I was in such a fog and dealt so uncertain, I wasn't all there.

Feels strange...

Watching grok crahs out at Elon is something else

Valkyrie be drinking with her wifeee and the brain reminded me of how good my wife is because of how she isn't doing things to me while I'm intoxicated. Or getting mad at me for being intoxicated. I love my wifeee

primes i love live theatre of all kinds

Man I was having a moment last night, also I'm hungry

IN A MINUTE

self-proclaimed alpha males and their whole sigma/alpha/beta concepts make me laugh because if you can rank it, it’s not a binary

and these are some of the people who claim there are only two genders

gender as a spectrum validated involuntarily by sigma bros is never not going to be funny to me

The bird is saved

I am Vetti Adam Warlock Gates

WE ARE FEMNOM

I need him

"CECIL!!! I NEED YOU CECIL!!!"

Me too Mark, me too

"you're putting yourself on this pedestal saying you're more mature then me"

No dad, I just said I want to help people to give them a fair and good life as I would expect of anyone else.

Tries to act like he knows me, forgets he barely spent time with me, won't even acknowledge me for my true form

Skill based matchmaking be like: "oh you had a good fair game? Go up against people who should be in ranked with team members who've never gamed before"

I have 3 moods

Sitting by the campfire butch lesbian who wants nothing but a simple life with her loved ones

The Butch lesbian who rides motorbikes, kicks ass and would totally say a dumbass one liner

A kind hearted charismatic butch lesbian who dances down the street like the world's watching

Thinking I'm annoying because I'm talking alot but.

I haven't talked like this since before all the problema

Forearms* correction

Goth girl:3

Best sister on planet Earth

I look so beautiful

I have cleavage heheheh:3

Bra pics I feel I look really good in and I thought you'd all like<3

Remembering the fact I've actually fought a sleep paralysis demon twice

Torso and head couldn't move but my firearms and shins could as a thing sat ontop me and held sheets over me screaming "you can't look at me" under both wailing and laughing

My half asleep ass fought against it twice and won.

Workplace ergonomics

It feels weird that you're a year older then me but can't drink because America sucks

What if I just started posting news on my account, like one real story and 3 very obviously fake stories but not tell you which is which

Rest in piss gone too late Supreme leader Trump 😔😔😔

I can make you one :3333

At the gym straight up working it

By it I mean

My muscular system

Telling my mum my best friend called her milf by accident and she giggled and went "oh god"

In his defence he didn't know what that meant but sometimes it's the accidents that are the funniest

My femboys recently learnt that I am crazy and would drink an Irish coffee

I'm surprised they didn't realise a Norse blooded T girl who calls herself the Valkyrie wouldn't pride herself in achieving bigger feats then the others around her

I'm a goddamn viking babes didn't you know this?