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Limbless, Slippery RFK Jr.: ‘Becoming An Eel Is A Sign Of Good Health’

Limbless, Slippery RFK Jr.: ‘Becoming An Eel Is A Sign Of Good Health’ https://theonion.com/limbless-slippery-rfk-jr-becoming-an-eel-is-a-sign-of-good-health/

Soyjack cows pointing at Veronika the cow scratching herself with a broom. Bad line drawing of two anthropomorphic cows, as if hastily traced in a paint app. Both cows are close to the camera looking directly to the viewer and making excited "OOHH" face as one of them points backwards away from the camera towards two photographs of a brown cow using a broom held in her mouth to scratch her hip and undercarriage.

An infographic with a dark green background. At the top, large stylized text reads “YOU DON’T KNOW GAMING.” In the center is a render of a Jinjo from Banjo-Tooie. Below the picture, white pixelated text reads; "Help!" At the bottom is the text “YOUDONTKNOWGAMING.BSKY.SOCIAL.”

He drinks apple juice everyday to get strong 2023
#kirby #Bandanadee

The once dormant Culdcept and Goemon franchises returned in the Nintendo Direct! Did you know I spoke with experts about these series’ on the podcast? Wow, check it out!

Culdcept w/ @culdceptcentral.bsky.social : bit.ly/4klCwmD
Goemon w/ @projectgoemon.bsky.social : bit.ly/4qggxin

Haven't drawn in a while
#がんばれゴエモン

joey ygo "yous non biney? dat's cool"

They tried to give me $4,000 for an ad read once and I rejected it because they were laying off so many employees in place of AI. I'm so happy to see them fumbling profits on their AI initiative. Let's hope more companies lose money over it.

Checking out the nichest Nintendo homebrew scene

They're calling Nintendo Switch the wokest console ever devised

WE CAN HAVE MORGAN FREEMAN TRUE AS A PET

scientists reveal the secret
#homestuck

WOKE IS ALIVE AND WELL

when I want to watch pink but my bitch roommate wants to watch green

Shadow x Absol

Yo-Kai Watch

me when they finally invent.. estrogen burger..

funny nepeta pic i found on tiktok. yaoi or yuri the choice is now

#MakeAChoice ........

right so i just got rid of twitter (app) thanks to them cracking down on modified versions. might just be my final straw to hop here. parkour

Human Vivian, the figure on the left, casually lifting her right arm, while her left arm is positioned on the hip. She seems to be having a conversation with her original counterpart. Vivian (OG), in a laid-back posture, ponders her other humanoid counterpart's taller height, indicated by the BIG emoticon pop-up when growing larger in size. The box underneath Vivian is a transparent background asset, demostrating her unique biological properties.

Vivian (2 out of 40)
Sometimes you feel a little less shy when you meet and greet with... yourself!
#papermario #nintendo #supermario

[human design by @waveprism.bsky.social]

This gif genuinely bothers Mr. because it's really well edited, like he should not be there but there he is

The image has the text "imagine drink driving this mf" and it's a picture of Impact from Goemon's Great Adventure

NEW DKC RETURNS HD UPDATE: DIDDY KONG CAN NOW BE RAPTURED

the krack