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Melissa Johnson, PhD

@ladyhistorian.bsky.social

Historian. Associate Professor. Community College enthusiast. Researching 17th-c gossip. Weighs more than a duck. Employed by George and Gracie. She/her.

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Mystery Solved! Turns out it is "Webinar.tv" whose disgusting and unethical business model is: register for a zoom call under a fake name and email address, record it without consent and put it on a public website with genAI summary and everyone's names and faces and then charge for access. WTAF.

02.03.2026 16:33 β€” πŸ‘ 116    πŸ” 64    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 7

This isn’t just erasure of African American history, it’s abject lies about white American history

03.03.2026 02:53 β€” πŸ‘ 132    πŸ” 31    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

footnote: what i'm troubled by is not the interest or curiosity wrt AI. to the contrary, the whole content betrays an utmost lack of curiosity and depth. no one seems to wanna understand what it is, whether or how institutions need it. they just wanna have a share of it. FOMO as higher ed strategy.

02.03.2026 23:08 β€” πŸ‘ 28    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

Its cool how this war is turning into a massive clusterfuck in record time

02.03.2026 23:38 β€” πŸ‘ 40    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 1

<stares in Fred Thompson gif>

02.03.2026 20:28 β€” πŸ‘ 46    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Magnum PI has a car and a helicopter

02.03.2026 15:55 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

If you were OK with β€œSubstack, the Nazi Bar,” maybe β€œSubstack, a front for the gambling on life and death casino” might convince you.

02.03.2026 14:52 β€” πŸ‘ 543    πŸ” 290    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 8
A one-sheet poster for "The Hunt for Red October." The colors are black and red with white type. At top left is a large three-quarter portrait image of the head of Sean Connery as Captain Marko Ramius, printed in red on a black background. Next to his left cheek, rising out of the red as though rising out of the ocean is a submarine conning tower. The tagline to the right reads, "The hunt is on." The title, top-line stars, and credits are printed in the lower third of the poster against a red background.

A one-sheet poster for "The Hunt for Red October." The colors are black and red with white type. At top left is a large three-quarter portrait image of the head of Sean Connery as Captain Marko Ramius, printed in red on a black background. Next to his left cheek, rising out of the red as though rising out of the ocean is a submarine conning tower. The tagline to the right reads, "The hunt is on." The title, top-line stars, and credits are printed in the lower third of the poster against a red background.

Today in 1990, β€œThe Hunt for Red October,” adapted from insurance salesman Tom Clancy’s bestselling 1984 first novel, opened in theaters across the United States.

β€œThis business will get out of control. It will get out of control and we’ll be lucky to live through it.”

02.03.2026 15:47 β€” πŸ‘ 156    πŸ” 55    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 7

I was 1000% all the way in on Platner and when the news about the tattoo came out I was like lol nope sorry Nazi shit is a bit of a red line for me buddy

If you didn’t drop him then, for whatever reason, you absolutely still can! You can ditch the guy right now!

02.03.2026 15:31 β€” πŸ‘ 191    πŸ” 57    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 2

have now completed mandatory annual security training and I am going to start to refer to some *specific* colleagues as "unintentional insider threats"

02.03.2026 15:50 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Apologies to all my friends on Substack. I'd gritted my teeth and supported you because I love your work. But Substack's partnership with Polymarket is the last straw for me.

02.03.2026 14:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1399    πŸ” 396    πŸ’¬ 31    πŸ“Œ 47
Winding Lanes. 11Β°C and dappled light. Starlings.

Winding Lanes. 11Β°C and dappled light. Starlings.

Winding Lanes. 11Β°C and dappled light. Starlings

02.03.2026 11:04 β€” πŸ‘ 97    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 2

the only thing I find remotely interesting about platner, who I otherwise find odious, is nothing to do with the man himself, but rather the conditions that have allowed him to remain competitive and even a favorite to win the dem nomination despite being odious.

02.03.2026 15:18 β€” πŸ‘ 455    πŸ” 45    πŸ’¬ 19    πŸ“Œ 7
a microsoft word comment that begins, ominously, deservedly, "Now, let's talk about em dashes..."

a microsoft word comment that begins, ominously, deservedly, "Now, let's talk about em dashes..."

my copyeditor holding my hand and looking me in the eyes like she's staging an intervention:

02.03.2026 13:42 β€” πŸ‘ 147    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 1

Not a clusterfuck, but the fucks do seem to be clustering

02.03.2026 13:45 β€” πŸ‘ 67    πŸ” 13    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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One of the biggest problems with the β€œcrisis with men” literature is that it invariably centers men whose principal crisis is being sh*tty people.

02.03.2026 14:00 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

okay so sounds like some of what's happening here is that he's deliberately letting the word "oysterman" do an ENORMOUS volume of misleading rhetorical work here, when in fact he's something more akin to a high-end specialty restaurant supplier??? lmao oh my god what a transparent grift

02.03.2026 03:49 β€” πŸ‘ 761    πŸ” 153    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm just saying: it's never been easier to "work in education" without having any of that work take place in an actual classroom or school

And I don't believe this is a good thing for students

02.03.2026 02:41 β€” πŸ‘ 24    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I don’t romanticize eras that have worse plumbing.

02.03.2026 01:04 β€” πŸ‘ 137    πŸ” 43    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

will never stop being incredible to me that the son of a lawyer (and grandson of an architect) who went to hotchkiss (hotchkiss!) gets graded on a curve cause he’s β€œworking class”

02.03.2026 00:44 β€” πŸ‘ 338    πŸ” 50    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 9

This is not a situation where the President "didn't have time" to consult Congress. The military build-up unfolded over months, yet in all that time he never felt it necessary to make the case for war to anyone but himself.

02.03.2026 00:38 β€” πŸ‘ 196    πŸ” 48    πŸ’¬ 16    πŸ“Œ 4
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Platner sat for lengthy interview with antisemitic conspiracy theorist, said he was β€˜longtime fan’ of his show Weeks before Graham Platner promoted an antisemitic conspiracy theorist in a now-deleted social media post on Thursday, the controversial Maine Senate candidate appeared on a popular YouTube show whos...

At a certain point you just cannot keep extending someone the benefit of the doubt. www.yahoo.com/news/article...

01.03.2026 19:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1312    πŸ” 351    πŸ’¬ 60    πŸ“Œ 117
Michael ParΓ© in EDDIE AND THE CRUISERS

Michael ParΓ© in EDDIE AND THE CRUISERS

EDDIE AND THE CRUISERS spawned a hit single in 1983 and became a beloved cable mainstay. Then, like the enigmatic singer played by Michael ParΓ©, it disappeared. But now it's streaming for free for the first time ever on Pluto TV. Watch it tonight at 8pm ET on 80s Rewind: pluto.tv/us/live-tv/5...

01.03.2026 22:40 β€” πŸ‘ 26    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 7

"Each day...someone has to die so that President Nixon won't be, and these are his words, 'the first President to lose a war.'...How do you ask a man to be the last man to die for a mistake?"

β€” John Kerry before the Senate Foreign Relations Committee, 1971

01.03.2026 22:09 β€” πŸ‘ 133    πŸ” 52    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

The Reza Pahlavi thing is where it gets into pure fanfic- so the plan is to parachute in the guy only known for being the son of the man remembered in Iran for selling national resources to foreigners and using the proceeds to throw the most expensive parties of the century?? gluck with that

01.03.2026 15:26 β€” πŸ‘ 237    πŸ” 35    πŸ’¬ 18    πŸ“Œ 4
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I Tried AI, Part I: She’s a Messy B Who Loves Drama In the immortal words of Biggie Smalls, mo money, mo scholarship.

Until recently, I hadn’t really tried AI β€” but it tried me. AI stole my work and according to the headlines, it is coming for the rest.

So this week at SMK, I’m figuring out exactly what I’m dealing with:

alexiscoe.substack.com/p/i-tried-ai...

28.02.2026 22:57 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

While operations are coordinated at a members-only, private beach club β€” in between fundraisers and parties.

01.03.2026 15:05 β€” πŸ‘ 3262    πŸ” 1165    πŸ’¬ 143    πŸ“Œ 43

I look forward to checking this out. Absolutely more people should read more about more women.

But even more so, we should be asking WHY these stories-- far from unknown -- are still considered "hidden." Less discourse about uncovering please and more about who and why the hiding happens.

01.03.2026 13:53 β€” πŸ‘ 22    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Between GenAI (especially WRT its weaponized uses against girls and women) and legalized betting (think: Polymarket), I think I understand the Temperance Movement a little better.

01.03.2026 13:57 β€” πŸ‘ 92    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1