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delightfully devilish, david

Flavor Fav is more of a patriot than every single member of the men's USA hockey team.

I said it.

I know it.

woman in a machine seemingly trying to transfer herself to a robot body

interviewer: what's your five year plan

me: uhhhhh

I really want another “big lifetime game” like I had with Dead By Daylight but nothing seems to click the same way.. MMOs don’t really work with me since it requires LARGE play sessions.

Maybe I’m just doomed

do we see him cut off the 200 foreskins

the extent to which all cats are just cats is really incredible

this is so funny

i wish comedy clubs were open tonight so i could workshop a joke. it's something along the lines of, "considering all the snowfall today, it seems like new york city is truly a 'winter wonderland'." i might throw a kicker in there like "paging frosty the snowman!" or something like that

They're trying to make observing/filming ICE illegal.

Then we must show up in greater numbers.

BE UNGOVERNABLE.

Tiffany's been killed by the Saibamen

i'm so old that john hodgman and justin long are doing the "i'm a mac/ i'm a pc" scthick nostalgically for ozempic ads, which are the same bit except for the 30-second section of justin long reading the list of side effects

have you ever suddenly fallen deep into researching things to buy that you will both not buy and do not need

currently in the weeds for a 2017 tacoma and a lever harp

The cover of The Boatman’s Call featuring Rat Fink driving a speedboat

Imagining a world where Ed Roth did the artwork for all of Nick Cave’s albums, not just Junkyard

BREAKING: Prince Andrew and every other member of British royal family killed in freak electrical accident during group photo. Search has begun for a surviving heir

this is fun but i actually don't think michael tracey is being paid by a mysterious sex creep to slander epstein's victims, i genuinely think he's doing it for the love of the game

this is why Garfield murdered Nermal in Gorefield

Today in #9ChickweedLane I learned cows can talk

and that it's been a very very very long time since the cartoonist drew either sven or fleurrie

re:your "Ace Ventura goes to Epstein Island" script—we like the concept. We th ink its very good. But it borrows too many jokes from AV1 & 2

My favorite parts of x men are when gambit runs out of cards to throw and just tries random bullshit

When ur game has an amazing character creator I'm 70% more likely to try it out

Yesterday feels like a fever dream. Accidentally met my favourite wrestlers, befriended a drag queen, and then the evening ended with a nutbush performance #AEWGrandSlam #AEWHouseRules

Bedhead selfie looking rather disheveled in the early morning with an expression of surprised confusion.

New profile pic. This one captures my general mental state on any given day.

I gotta ask.

Is there a utility to playing two pianos simultaneously, one for each hand?

#9chickweedlane

His trademark hold is called the Miami Vice

hal is one of the most complex depressed men in media

Your dads the kind of guy to type bouncing into pornhub

get equipped with mother refuse

me, a woman with long brown hair, looking down at the viewer while wearing a black coat with red trim. I have a look of irritation on my face and from this perspective it looks as if Im choking the viewer with my hand

pov: you've disappointed your handler for the last time*

*that's what she says anyway but she's grown addicted to the way you whimper and keeps giving you "one last chance" in hopes you actually will fuck up the next mission enough that she has a good excuse to punish you again and again and again

girl lunch (one whole steamed chinese eggplant)