Drew Landry

Superman is a god damn masterpiece, holy shit.

NYT headline: Kennedy’s Battle Against Food Dyes Hits a Roadblock: M&M’s

they should get the green one to seduce him

a ½ gallon of neutral milk

They finally made the milk from that hotel

The male loneliness epidemic is bull shit. Go to a bar, look a guy straight in the eyes and ask "should I get the Xbox or the Playstation?" Then listen attentively and follow his advice. You now have a friend for life.

yeah, i’m a recovering drug addict... i’m addicted to recovering drugs!

which camera do i deliver this to

Los Angeles ICE raid near BMO stadium, S Hill at 39th St. Thanks for the heads up, @jessethorn.bsky.social

Gorgeous, much needed piece.

new idea for LA:
Instead of open mics, we try out our new unpolished standup bits on the national guard to make them go away

“Trump is using military forces to stop a protest — I want y'all to consider what kind of government it appears to be when every time we exercise our democratic right to protest, the military is deployed against us.”

Doechii at the #BETAwards

why is the president the only person testing the limits of his power? everyone should see what they can get away with. what if zookeepers gave helicopters to gorillas? nobody has tried this

Everything that’s happened over the past six months has been a response to an imaginary crisis. There is no immigrant invasion. No trade crisis. No scientific or governance crisis. Just people completely high off their own supply trying to fundamentally reorder society. None of this had to happen.

Between the fires and these protests, I hope this year teaches everyone that most of the shit talking you hear about California and more specifically, LA, comes from racists and gentrifying transplants. Most people love living here and would do anything to protect it.

I love LA so so so so much

listen, this is a public forum monitored by law enforcement. posting about ska might be fun but those ‘jokes’ could follow you forever.

Lil Wayne is my all-time favorite rapper and a huge part of being a Wayne stan is having to pretend that half of his albums don’t exist

JD Vance today

the Trump/ Elon drama is like Kendrick vs Drake but if they were both pedophiles

Email subject says “I’m a pediatrician. I’m scared. And I’m running for Senate”

Me walking out of the bus on MTV’s Next

Film Review: 'The Life of Chuck' is an Absolute Miracle of a Movie and a Masterpiece From Mike Flanagan - Awards Radar Awards Radar seeks to provide objective, thoughtful, and wide-ranging coverage of the awards season, as well as the entertainment world in general

Here’s my review of Mike Flanagan’s stone cold masterpiece The Life of Chuck. The film spoke to me in an incredibly profound way and I may never stop thinking about it. My four star rave is up at Awards Radar:

@mikeflanaganfilm.com
@neon-rated.bsky.social

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I think about this every day

there haven’t been any Banksy pieces since Jimmy Carter died…

starting a podcast where I force the guests to give me compliments at gunpoint

cartoon ass name

I’ve never met anyone that doesn’t hate Caillou

Fingers holding a small card which reads ‘trans lives are more important than Harry Potter’. Note: image saved from somebody else’s post. I was going to reshare her post but she’d disabled that function.

Or more succinctly…

Can't think of a single time the MGM lion advanced the plot of the movie in any way. Just needless jump scare

next time you get paranoid from smoking weed, just remind yourself that no one has ever died from a weed overdose and you could possibly be the first one