The tall one

Sitting on the toilet waiting for my bowels to move I got to doo doo I got to doo doo 💩

Feels like I need to have DayQuil and NyQuil on stock 🤒

It’s my Friday

Not mines I mind my own damn business

lol me too

I’m this old

I think it’s time to turn off the water sprinklers for the winter

My son keeps climbing on me like lm a jungle gym

Already !!

Don’t play with my feelings

Dammit missing another comic con

If your fat ass is in the gym my skinny ass is in there too with you

That’s that hardcore motivation

That skeet made me laugh so hard

I swearrrr

Singing Feeling It GIF ALT: Singing Feeling It GIF

It’s a soul music kind of day

What’s wrong with that 😂

Oh yes
Diabetes

These ai remixes of rap songs to soul music do be slapping

Ice will water it down

Wow 🤯

It gots to be cool 😂

My family don’t care if I don’t get enough sleep but god forbid I wake them up

That’s a hard pause

When that weather changes the sickness will come

The wife knows I been up for 24 hours and still give me chores to do

Boy I tell ya

My son just rob me with his finger guns 😂

Smh 🤦🏾‍♂️ his ass couldn’t get into West Point

When you say help me that means we do it together not you walking away

Don’t want to go outside but I have to