Luke

i hate to be the chair of bad news

But you showed up and did it, that’s the win! 🙌

Wait *pause* how did I not know you lived in Austin at one point?! Continue.

Story time Jer!

JOBU 😍 The heart and soul of this season!

Hell yes!!

Buenos dias bro

🚨Call the police🚨 I swear, this Melfest has the potential to be insanely competitive for a down ESC year.

Iconic

Oooh boy has the start of 2026 been rough. Finding the spark of joy in small things like A*teens releasing a new song after 20 years. open.spotify.com/track/5FjvIN...

Price Medical is absolutely incredible. It’s one of the things I miss most about DC! I’ve never had a better PCP.

The frontier is everywhere 🙌

Let’s be clear: anyone defending the Trump Administration after watching masked, anonymous agents assault a man, pepper spray him, then fire 5+ rounds into his back is irretrievably complicit in political terrorism.

No elegant way to say it, but if it wasn’t already abundantly clear, FUCK ICE and FUCK TRUMP.

As tens of thousands across America protest the violence that ICE sows with impunity, federal agents shot and killed another person in Minneapolis today.

ICE terrorizes our cities. ICE puts us all in danger. Abolish ICE.

I won’t tell bros

But maybe…

*Looks back and winks* *Respectfully*

Now how do I get bears to follow me to work? 🤔

🙋🏻‍♂️🫡

Good luck, you’re gonna smash it! 💪😘

Dry with a twist please! 😘

imaginary Gay Chart was on the scene to witness #1 Imaginary Gay Hit “All The Things She Said” by Harrison featured at Pride Night for the Washington Capitals

Alternatively…

I tell myself I’m Toucan Sam, but I am unfortunately very much Crackle.

😘

Truly one of the top 5 things I miss about DC. I’ll never have shorter commute to an airport.

You lucky man. If it’s the one I’m thinking of, it’s on my most anticipated list for 2026.