Luke

A guy resting his head and the caption says “groans in bottom”

dickstracted mid-workout…dropped 70lbs on my foot

"It's not MSNBC anymore, Lemon. It's MS NOW. We bought the name off of a defunct multiple sclerosis awareness organization. It wasn't cheap, but we were able to save some money by selling Brian Williams to a Saudi prince who wanted to expand his harem."

Worked out at the beach. Please clap.

I need more clock twink! And Mrs. Fish!

Give in to the peer pressure!

Yes queen, EBITDA-th drop

We did it stud 🥵😘

My ass is down here! 👀

Baring my ass so someone takes pity on me and recommends a trainer

🆘 bloomfies, help! My trainer and I have consciously uncoupled (he’s going to grad school)

Send me your trainer recs!

YouTube video by MP's Newswatch Election 2017: "NOT ANOTHER ONE!" Brenda from Bristol's reaction

Happy for some of y’all but my feelings can best summed up by this queen youtu.be/d3PKE8uTSp8?...

5&10 is so good! Glad y’all had fun!

Cars create the illusion that we all operate alone. The world zips by while we sit in solitude. We don’t pass other people—we pass other cars. The car dehumanizes our neighbors and friends. The incentive to speed doubled by mechanical ease, anything that slows us down causes rage.

You’ll always be our Material Girl, Jerry 😘

Literally just happened last night. Are all housing infills perfect? No. But we’re not gonna get anywhere rejecting every attempt to solve a real problem.

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college towns are absolutely fantastic, one of the great American concepts, and for unknown reason the people who live in college towns absolutely loathe them and want to ensure no one else can live there

It’s the same issue we have in Athens. A commission that will strike down any attempt at housing density, but in the same breath blame students for increased housing costs.

Alfred Hitchcock's To Catch a Thief, starring Cary Grant and Grace Kelly, was released in theaters on this day 70 years ago 🚗

Day three of rain… I’ve forgotten what the warmth of the sun feels like.

Rise and shine Jerry! ☀️🫡

I am willing to prepare as many anti-Dooley SEC zingers for @ossoff.bsky.social if the need arises.

Isn’t that every day? 🪩💃🏼

Well, yes!

Yes, Midnight Sun! Zara stans rise up, there are tens of us! ☀️🐬

Noooooo! I’m seeing it today and was so hype for it 🤦🏻‍♂️

Zendaya is Meechee

YouTube video by Compilation Maker Stan Twitter: Jamie Lee Curtis telling Lea Michele the show won but not her.

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This shirt is everything! 🇩🇰🪩

We love to see it 💪

I hate how my favorite thing in the world is broken.