Dita Von Teese tonight.
09.03.2026 00:10 β π 15 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Dita Von Teese tonight.
09.03.2026 00:10 β π 15 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I can go home happy. One of the guys in Alice Cooperβs band said I scared him.
08.03.2026 07:14 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Fuck, I am buzzed. I almost made an inappropriate water sports joke to someone I just met π€¦π»ββοΈ
08.03.2026 07:00 β π 11 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Time for Alice Cooper + Criss Angel.
08.03.2026 02:53 β π 22 π 2 π¬ 2 π 0My shirt for the haunted museum.
08.03.2026 01:40 β π 12 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Getting clean, so you can get me dirty again.
07.03.2026 18:09 β π 20 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Fit for the princess that I am.
07.03.2026 07:36 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The drink is called Daddy Issues.
07.03.2026 06:21 β π 18 π 1 π¬ 2 π 0Cleaned up after the desert.
07.03.2026 01:46 β π 25 π 2 π¬ 2 π 0This indoor pet got dragged out to the desert. Rest easy, I survived with only one minor dramatic outburst. Unfortunately, too many people to strip-down there.
07.03.2026 01:17 β π 8 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0And I thought I was alone in this. Desperation is the best form of flattery.
06.03.2026 05:37 β π 29 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Too bad you arenβt here to join me.
05.03.2026 21:30 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Reading fairy smut on the plane.
05.03.2026 15:08 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Does anyone want to help spoil this pet while she is in Vegas?
05.03.2026 14:53 β π 25 π 3 π¬ 1 π 0Thank you!
05.03.2026 13:08 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Yes, I packed both a corset and a heating pad. I have to balance my hotness with my elderlyness.
05.03.2026 12:39 β π 11 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0Who is buying this and putting it on their thigh for me to ride?
04.03.2026 19:55 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I want to be done with thoughts and tasks.
04.03.2026 17:34 β π 18 π 2 π¬ 1 π 0Thank you π
04.03.2026 13:12 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Happy #HumpDay!
04.03.2026 13:11 β π 27 π 1 π¬ 4 π 0I needed Kanopy to watch Showgirls, so I know how I want to do my makeup for this Showgirls musical parody (2/2).
04.03.2026 01:24 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I got a new library card for what has to be the weirdest reason. I have not checked anything out from my local library in over 30 years and my card no longer works, so I got a new one since my school library no longer participates with Kanopy (1/2).
04.03.2026 01:24 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0No, because I will win.
03.03.2026 23:19 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I need a book sugar daddy. I canβt justify buying a special edition book when I already own the paperback copy.
03.03.2026 23:18 β π 8 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Youβre on π
03.03.2026 20:19 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0So sweet
03.03.2026 20:18 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I can be a little competitive.
03.03.2026 20:16 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0*melts*
03.03.2026 20:15 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0