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Matthew Olwell

@mattolwell.bsky.social

Journeyman fluthier at Olwell Flutes. Trad-music nerd, semi-professional cat petter, and pickle enthusiast. Neurodivergent malcontent. Best not to ask me about Tolkien unless we have some time on our hands. www.olwellflutes.com πŸͺˆ ♾️ πŸ₯’ 🐈

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I can think of at least 10 reasons why I would *not* in fact like to do that and why crypto can go fuck itself, so no thanks, Venmo.

02.03.2026 01:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

84% of the time, β€œChatGPT Health” killed a customer using their paid service as advertised

01.03.2026 23:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1226    πŸ” 595    πŸ’¬ 31    πŸ“Œ 44

Isn’t it cool that we have to live like this just so we can sell plastic to each other in a variety of ways

01.03.2026 18:06 β€” πŸ‘ 27    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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Anthropic rejects Pentagon terms for lethal use of its chatbot Claude Anthropic chief executive Dario Amodei said the company could not permit its technology to be applied to domestic mass surveillance or fully autonomous weapons.

Breaking news: Anthropic said that it will not concede to the Pentagon’s terms for full access to its AI tool Claude, saying it cannot loosen its restrictions against use in fully autonomous weapons or mass domestic surveillance.

27.02.2026 00:31 β€” πŸ‘ 898    πŸ” 222    πŸ’¬ 26    πŸ“Œ 41
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"SLOPPINESS": The Trump administration claimed that a man detained by ICE had a criminal convictions for marijuana possession in 2009.

The judge pointed out that the man was 4 years old at the time.
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

25.02.2026 04:14 β€” πŸ‘ 5648    πŸ” 2033    πŸ’¬ 112    πŸ“Œ 108
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These two goofballs. They are the best.

25.02.2026 06:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The president, who drones on about protecting women’s sports, publicly mocked the women’s gold-medal hockey team. A reminder this was never about protecting women’s sports and it was always about transphobia and misogyny.

23.02.2026 19:01 β€” πŸ‘ 5081    πŸ” 1382    πŸ’¬ 51    πŸ“Œ 33

Wow, I don’t like *that.*

22.02.2026 22:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If the US had a representative government, we'd have:

* Cracked down on gun violence
* UBI
* Universal paid family and medical leave
* Universal healthcare
* Only defensive military
* No aid to other fascist regimes

21.02.2026 21:01 β€” πŸ‘ 215    πŸ” 56    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 4
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Large banner of Trump unfurled at Justice Department headquarters The DOJ has traditionally operated with a degree of separation from the White House to prevent the department's powers from being abused for political purposes.

β€œHanging that banner should put to rest any doubt that Donald Trump has hijacked the independence of the Justice Department. He β€” not the American people β€” is the only client DOJ’s current leadership serves." www.nbcnews.com/politics/jus...

19.02.2026 23:17 β€” πŸ‘ 3044    πŸ” 1054    πŸ’¬ 202    πŸ“Œ 140

Nothing to see here, just a little light graft and corruption from the party that endlessly whines about morality and β€œvalues.”

20.02.2026 05:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This probably hits a lot harder if you’re familiar with Cake’s song β€œThe Distance,” so if you’re not, you might want to listen to that first. Mad respect to these guys. Satirical solid gold.

youtube.com/shorts/SEEz8...

19.02.2026 16:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Update: gamification continues well. I’ve hit 117km, putting Frodo and Co. at Crickhollow, which means it is time for me to sing you Bilbo’s bath song.

on.soundcloud.com/HLTnicOlApju...

18.02.2026 14:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is a YouTube add that keeps popping up. I don’t know what they are selling but I hate it.

18.02.2026 14:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I cannot overemphasize how wrong and destructive this is.

I didn’t know who needs to bloody well hear this, but ADHD (and autism) are not a lack of β€œcommunication skills” training. They are biological differences in brains.

Don’t let the snake-oil peddlers of bullshit steer you wrong.

18.02.2026 14:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Incredible. We got to "Is a pedophile island really all that bad?" five times faster than I thought.

16.02.2026 22:59 β€” πŸ‘ 7931    πŸ” 1704    πŸ’¬ 286    πŸ“Œ 40

I do think there’s a certain type of Democrat that realizes it’s possible we are dealing with a perfect storm where almost any Democrat will win, and are terrified we might nominate radical candidates who will actually engage in needed change instead of status quo corporate centrist bullshit.

16.02.2026 04:51 β€” πŸ‘ 4354    πŸ” 872    πŸ’¬ 88    πŸ“Œ 37

Just stopped for gas and the guy at the next pump had a goat in the back. Of his minivan.

I don’t know if this is of any significance, but we are in North Carolina, just for the record.

16.02.2026 02:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Maryland health officials warn providers about an upsurge in mumps cases Maryland health officials are warning about an uptick in cases of mumps.

Measles is a bellwether. Because it’s the most contagious vaccine-preventable disease, when vaccination rates drop, it’s the first to start spreading.

Now we’ve got mumps rolling up.

Expect more.

This is just the beginning of RFK Jr.’s successful infectious disease reintroduction plan.

14.02.2026 23:34 β€” πŸ‘ 6349    πŸ” 3331    πŸ’¬ 288    πŸ“Œ 287
Anti-homeless benches in Pokemon Legends ZA

Anti-homeless benches in Pokemon Legends ZA

why is there anti-homeless architecture in pokemon

15.02.2026 00:51 β€” πŸ‘ 2478    πŸ” 341    πŸ’¬ 58    πŸ“Œ 30

ICE using the same ruse that Ted Bundy used to kidnap people should tell you something.

15.02.2026 01:51 β€” πŸ‘ 21080    πŸ” 8165    πŸ’¬ 372    πŸ“Œ 166

well i for one couldn’t be more excited for the possibilities of AI. finally a technology that answers the age old question β€˜what if clippy was wormtongue’

12.02.2026 13:10 β€” πŸ‘ 2554    πŸ” 545    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 6
Tweet from JasonLastname (@JasonLastname):

1. have a child
2. never mention it on facebook
3. dress it in old-timey clothes and have it stand in the background of all your photos

Tweet from JasonLastname (@JasonLastname): 1. have a child 2. never mention it on facebook 3. dress it in old-timey clothes and have it stand in the background of all your photos

10.02.2026 17:48 β€” πŸ‘ 171    πŸ” 13    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
@RobbySlowik 

The CEO of OpenAl hoping a movie about the man
who made the literal worst thing on earth would
inspire kids to be scientists tells you everything you
need to know about OpenAl

@sama

i was hoping that the oppenheimer movie would
inspire a generation of kids to be physicists but
it really missed the mark on that.

let's get that movie made!

(i think the social network managed to do this
for startup founders.)

@RobbySlowik The CEO of OpenAl hoping a movie about the man who made the literal worst thing on earth would inspire kids to be scientists tells you everything you need to know about OpenAl @sama i was hoping that the oppenheimer movie would inspire a generation of kids to be physicists but it really missed the mark on that. let's get that movie made! (i think the social network managed to do this for startup founders.)

11.02.2026 21:48 β€” πŸ‘ 240    πŸ” 32    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 1

Man I'm so goddamn sick of ai. "Wahhh you can't have a reasonable conversation about ai on here," yeah maybe be mad about the two year parade of scam artists and financial charlatans and environmental ruiners who have radicalized everyone against the spell check that agrees with you

12.02.2026 02:45 β€” πŸ‘ 6544    πŸ” 1483    πŸ’¬ 72    πŸ“Œ 79

I don't know if it's really clear, outside of coverage of Mpls and pockets of organizing elsewhere, that hundreds of thousands of people are actively and at every level of society fighting our government as it abducts and imprisons and torments our neighbors.

12.02.2026 01:09 β€” πŸ‘ 2383    πŸ” 668    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 10
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Idaho families sue over immigration raid that swept up hundreds, including U.S. citizens β€” NBC News About 400 people, including children and U.S. citizens, were detained for four hours while they were denied food and water in the raid, according to the lawsuit.

More than 400 people, including hundreds of citizens, were β€œsorted” at gun point into racial and ethnic groups by 200 ICE agents who fired flash-bang grenades into cars with people inside, pointed guns at children & demanded their zip tied parents not comfort them. apple.news/Ausdx6kWtT0e...

12.02.2026 01:35 β€” πŸ‘ 7627    πŸ” 3976    πŸ’¬ 240    πŸ“Œ 612

Anytime I see Jeff Bezos mentioned I remember the time he flew to space with William Shatner and when a very emotoinal Shatner was trying to describe the experience Bezos interrupted by spraying champagne like an idiot child

08.02.2026 14:58 β€” πŸ‘ 4614    πŸ” 577    πŸ’¬ 33    πŸ“Œ 22
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Like hell I will. Listen, if someone reading this makes these kind of decisions: we don’t want this and it can go fuck itself. Find a better way to use your time.

08.02.2026 17:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0