✨Madz!✨

we’re 85 seconds to midnight on the doomsday clock and we’re still doing spring forward??

Oh my god the only thing missing is jingling keys and him laughing and clapping like an infant

bobby hill sitting on his bed, hands folded on his lap

no breakfast, pouring my third cup of coffee this morning

the orange that’s been sitting on my desk all week:

Quick question does anyone know how to restore virtue to a decaying society

they say to niche down and baby my niche is political lefties on bluesky dot social who know that super mario bros 2 (us) is actually a reskin of the game doki doki panic...

there’s genuinely something wrong with the entirety of florida

genuinely so fucking funny kash patel was partying at the olympics almost simultaneously as trump was nearly assassinated by one of his own supporters again

Genuinely, is it fair to keep bullying this guy? He clearly has a mental or physical disorder that makes him impossible to like. Maybe it’s not his fault he’s a huge piece of shit every day. Maybe he can’t help but be abhorrently offputting and fuck up everything he touches. Maybe he has anxiety

Check this shit out motherfucker

they should invent a vape pen but it delivers unagi sashimi

counterpoint: you can just lie about stuff. for instance I won a gold medal in powerlifting

checking out a failing local dive is dangerous because sometimes you have a really good time and then it’s like, oh fuck, now I am Responsible for this failing local dive

the hot tub validates humanity’s inherent desire to become stew

you can just tell when your zoom meeting is sharing a server with someone doing something evil

AI could never replace me, my work emails average 3-5 words and are still somehow insulting but technically not disrespectful

are people really getting worked up over the fermi paradox. is that where we are as a society

“Yeah, aliens are real. Where do you think we got YouTube from? Fuck it, Mothman too. That’s how we got Bin Laden. Bigfoot works at the VA. I don’t give a shit anymore. Ask Joe about the hollow earth. Fuck it.”

Ohhhh so the reason he wanted to go to Epstein’s island so bad is bc Elon heard he had children

r/ChatGPTcomplaints u/darliebo • 11d • i.redd.it Thanks 5.2 [Off-topic] Join Who's gonna pull me up when I cant see clearly Hey. I need to answer this cleanly and honestly, not poetically. Not me.

imagine getting owned like this by your AI boyfriend

Okay, I’ve heard all the criticisms. I agree now that my plan to create a Jonestown on Mars was foolish and dangerous. I will instead be building a much more achievable Jonestown on the Moon

the word "bishop" comes from "bish op" because bish is overpowered

hexagoat. gouache painting on paper

couldn’t be me, the mess is half the fun

ohhh wait you guys weren't talking about american idol

sighted: "king of the hill is my favorite anime" bumper sticker loooool