U BENT NU DE BESTE DANSER VAN DE HELE WERELD
U WAS AL GOED MAAR NU BENT U BETER
U BENT NU DE BESTE DANSER VAN DE HELE WERELD
U WAS AL GOED MAAR NU BENT U BETER
Anyone want to help me write alt text for my nudes owo?
05.03.2026 07:18 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
As we say in Dutch: Ga maar lekker liggen, schat, aanschouw mijn robotpenis
Het voegt verder niets aan mijn dansmoves toe, maar ik dacht, het ziet er best wel cool uit.
๐ฅบ
03.03.2026 13:46 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Wij spreken ons uit tegen de woekerprijzen op de woningmarkt en het gebrek aan investeringen in betaalbare sociale huisvesting. Onze stad is voor mensen, niet voor winstmakers. Stem voor huizen, niet voor winst!
25.02.2026 14:10 โ ๐ 10 ๐ 6 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 1deze post zou hard gaan op Mastodon
25.02.2026 08:27 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
New Philosophy Tube just dropped on Nebula โญ๏ธ
A complete history of conversion therapy from 1849-now, including an exposรจ of groups trying to keep it legal in Britain and enforce it on the NHS with the apparent blessing of Health Secretary Wes Streeting
nebula.tv/videos/philo...
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21.02.2026 01:23 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Um.. Me, I'm trans and a mouse puppy cat. ๐ ๐
20.02.2026 23:23 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0there's a bot that auto-repost any post containing the word atproto
15.02.2026 07:35 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 2 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Cock and ball torture (CBT) is a sexual activity involving the application of pain or constriction to the male genitals. This may involve directly painful activities, such as genital piercing, wax play, genital spanking, squeezing, ball-busting, genital flogging, urethral play, atproto.
14.02.2026 18:37 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0atproto someone please chop off my dick and balls
14.02.2026 18:33 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
In light of increasing government/big tech surveillance, I will quit Discord.
Discord will require facial scans and government-issued ID.
If you need to contact me, reach out on Mastodon or Signal.
Discord's announcement. discord.com/press-releas...
Mastodon: emilyenco@todon.nl
If I'm a .NET developer who mainly writes C#, what's the best way to learn Rust?
07.02.2026 14:34 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 3 ๐ 0๐ณ
06.02.2026 16:34 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0yes
02.02.2026 08:35 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0waow
01.02.2026 21:22 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0waow
01.02.2026 14:48 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0payment for what?
01.02.2026 14:44 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Mastodon is kinda like old twitter but without annoying liberals and with more tech nerds.
01.02.2026 09:57 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0lief
24.01.2026 14:22 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Should I delete my Instagram and Bsky accounts?
Idk if it will do much with encouraging people to stop using these platforms.
work laptop
23.01.2026 12:09 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I have a girlkisser sticker on my work laptop, this is an indication of how I'm doing mentally while at work.
23.01.2026 10:06 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0me me me
23.01.2026 10:05 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Dat zijn helaas standaard recommendations op dat platform
23.01.2026 07:48 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0ISIS flags were seen waving in Raqqa again, if you want to know how the 'moderate' jihadists in Syria that are currently committing unspeakable crimes against the Kurdish people are doing
22.01.2026 16:10 โ ๐ 27 ๐ 13 ๐ฌ 3 ๐ 0
Jesus Christ. Syria. My heart bleeds. A fucking despicable way to treat any people, let alone those that gave everything to defeat ISIS.
Bijรฎ, bijรฎ Rojava.