Literacy rates are decreasing worldwide.
04.11.2025 18:59 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0@scottykd.bsky.social
I speak the voice of the people. *honk honk* “get the fuck out of the way, asshole!” *middle finger* Ah… the people.
Literacy rates are decreasing worldwide.
04.11.2025 18:59 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Tiny cat, Fiona, giving big G-MAN energy
21.08.2025 02:09 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0How do I interpret my dream wherein the garbage man takes the pizza box out of my trash can and sets it at my front door while making constant eye contact with me?
06.08.2025 12:35 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Every workplace’s break room feels like a detention hall.
15.07.2025 17:31 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Three years without a drink. I started again this week. Wonder what the correlation might be.
11.06.2025 01:32 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0Undefeated 2025.
08.06.2025 21:00 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Listening to the song “Born Free But Gettin’ Pricey” by PG14 (very fun song) and had the thought…
The phrase itself “we’re all born free” sorta looses its meaning when there is in fact a hospital bill (like $8K).
So we’re not born free but rather born in (as?) debt.
Orange and white cat with stripes sitting in a cat tree with his paws dangling over the edge.
This one walked up to my dog while he was going potty in the backyard one morning, they sniffed each other, then he walked over to me in the doorway and just came inside the house. No color or chip, put up some signs but since nobody claimed him he’s mine now. The cutest little home invader.
18.04.2025 14:35 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0If I’m ever in the position of witnessing Andy Samberg eating yogurt I will refer to him as Andy Slams ‘Gurt.
20.03.2025 20:56 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Here’s hoping y’all get to Miss March for month month, featuring past guest Zach Cregger as a co-lead and co-Director.
But perhaps Scott HAS seen?
I’ve seen the last 10 minutes of Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson as Space Marine in the Doom movie.
Oh, and I guess Hardcore Henry deserves an honorable mention.
But 2005’s Doom is obviously the scholastic, cinephile example to reference here.
Life is like the game Tetris.
All your successes immediately disappear while your failures continue to stack up until they kill you.
But the music slaps.
Consider it a test of reach and power of this kind of call to action (inaction?) so that the lever may be able to be pulled again with more concise aims and to greater, destabilizing effect.
Or not 🤷🏻 I don’t know.
Laptop with 6 stickers. At the corners there are 2 crows and 2 pentagrams. In the middle a witch on broomstick, and at the top center 1 phrase reading “apologies my good bitch, but what seems to be the fuck.”
Got a new laptop about a month ago. Finally got around to decorating it.
27.02.2025 23:41 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0A heatmap distribution of the average shot taken in an NBA season, comparing ’04-05 to ‘24-25
Weird how much the NBA has changed, 20 years ago shot distribution looked like two squirrels chasing each other but now it just looks like my parents fighting?
25.02.2025 17:27 — 👍 1421 🔁 140 💬 44 📌 38Poster for “The Monkey”
Poster for “Monkey Man”
Poster for “Better Man”
The Darwin’s Evolution trilogy of films
24.02.2025 21:11 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0A nice little book to read at times like these may be Mark Kurlansky’s “Nonviolence: The History of a Dangerous Idea”
That being said… Molotov cocktails and guillotines do seem really cool. But they’re usually best kept in video games and history books.
Hopefully there will come a time where a CEO will be assassinated by a person of every size and shape.
May we all someday see ourselves as a potential CEO assassin!
Screenshot from The Simpsons (season 8, episode 3, “The Homer They Fall) displaying Don King chastising Moe Sizlack, an image of the American flag has been superimposed over Moe’s face. Don King says, “You couldn’t even give me a lousy 250 years without electing a king! You will always be a loser! Now take your tax cuts for the ultra-wealthy, and get out of my sight!” This parodies what Don says to Moe, who was coaching Homer to fight Mike Tyson, after Moe pulls a bloody and bruised Homer out of the fight before the end of the first round.
21.02.2025 22:33 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It seems right up my alley. I wish I would ever get a chance to play it but sadly my gaming is done on a PlayStation 😫
21.02.2025 18:35 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I understand this is my preaching to the choir, I’m just venting by participating in the social media pastime of screaming in an echo chamber.
21.02.2025 18:15 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0This shit has been so blatant for years.
EVERY Republican is either a Nazi soldier, Nazi sympathizer, or Nazi apologist. All can be referred to as simply Nazis.
Frankly I see vote abstainers, who cried “both sides” or “Dems aren’t liberal enough” as a rationale for inaction are Nazi collaborators.
That’s literally the plot of the Jason Statham movie The Beekeeper.
21.02.2025 01:40 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Behind every great man is a great woman. Behind every great woman is that same man back to back. Around them is a pack of wolves. The woman grips a knife, the first wolf attacks
20.02.2025 13:44 — 👍 4165 🔁 363 💬 161 📌 16Ironically I think these are the men in congress. Our female representatives (AOC, Ilhan Omar, etc.) are sadly used to death threats and honorably don’t cave to them.
20.02.2025 07:27 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I got that dog in me (I’m scared of the doorbell)
17.02.2025 04:31 — 👍 8764 🔁 1728 💬 62 📌 27I’m wondering if there will ever be an attempted class action lawsuit brought against Elon Musk by the owners of Cyber Trucks, claiming his actions have damaged their businesses, mental wellbeing, etc. and that he/his company owe them compensation. Something like a libel/defamation case. #NotALawyer
17.02.2025 15:23 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0