Ryan

A cheese quesadilla is $6 at Taco Bell?! I guess I'll have to start growing my own quesadillas at home.

Guys, "validity" and "truth" are different things. You can be valid and also wrong.

We did it! "Gatekeeping" has officially lost its meaning. Let's wrap it up.

I've noticed I say "haha" and "lol" pretty often when I text, so I recently started saying "yo ho" instead. 🤷‍♂️

I like cookies, but not cookie cake.

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Let's just quickly reset our brains and understand that overrated ≠ bad, and underrated ≠ good

I'll just be over here listening to Doechii.

I can't even imagine wanting to be a nazi. Like, what would make you want to be the most basic, faceless, and stereotypical evil antagonist? Zero for creativity.

What the heck is up with taco soup? Like, just make the tacos.

I think I might start being someone who claps when the plane lands.

I envy the comfort people receive from the delusion that billionaires care about the working middle class.

Wubby7

Tenacious D shouldn't have stopped their tour.

You can't prove anything to someone whose position didn't require proof in the first place.

Best item at Taco Bell?

Some roast beef, some chicken, a pizza...

Not only have I been hearing the word "objectively" a lot lately, but it's being used correctly only about 50% of the time.

Jelly Roll must have a sick marketing team because I feel like I know all about him, even though I never once asked.

I just never really understood why the Infinity Gauntlet required a snap. Like, could you not just will it to do whatever you wanted?

So are we also changing the Mojave Desert to the American Desert? The Cahokia Mounds to the American Mounds? Or is it that you just don't like the word "Mexico?"

I'll never understand the complaints about gas prices. When I turned 16, which was about 18 years ago, gas was $5 per gallon. I paid $2.60 today...

Didn't have time to make coffee this morning, so I drank the stuff from the day before. Wish me luck.

Spooky

I wonder how many Pizza Rolls I could eat.

Can we maybe start using the word 'objectively' correctly before we have another 'literally' on our hands?

I’m not pro-Satan, but credit where it’s due — Satanists aren’t in your statehouse making laws about your uterus.

Ate a whole dozen Grinch themed Krispy Kreme donuts this morning. Guess what color my poop was.

I received a letter from a wholesale supplier warning us about price increases in 2025.

There's a whole area of Costco I've never seen because I have to speed by those phone service sales reps.