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Toby Clear

@realmikepoop.bsky.social

tobyclear.bandcamp.com

107 Followers  |  107 Following  |  144 Posts  |  Joined: 08.07.2023
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I will never confirm my email on here #rebel

04.03.2026 22:35 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Reframe, by Planks 7 track album

new Planks EP tobyclear.bandcamp.com/album/reframe

04.03.2026 22:35 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Refrain, by Planks 5 track album

tobyclear.bandcamp.com/album/refrain

12.02.2026 20:18 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

doing my occasional drop-in on here, id just like to say two things. 1) you can click the bandcamp link in my bio if you're curious about the 3 EPs ive put out since "Winkle" 2) poop lol

11.12.2025 21:53 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Winkle, by Toby Clear 11 track album

Who's ready for Winkle tobyclear.bandcamp.com/album/winkle

16.09.2025 18:12 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

RIYL: songs that sound exactly like Landowner, chaotic Koala Sampler fuckery, unplugged electric guitars, stoner poetry

03.09.2025 21:14 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Man I really should put a feeder up

03.09.2025 21:11 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Front To School, by Toby Clear 12 track album

Wassup tobyclear.bandcamp.com/album/front-...

03.09.2025 21:08 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

"Uh actually thats been debunked" - me responding to anything anyone says

31.08.2025 08:32 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

home jelqing is killing the penis industry

30.08.2025 02:42 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

today's fun fact: the CEO of Hot Pockets is named Crispin G. Sleeve

28.08.2025 20:57 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

throwing up barbecue call that pulled puke

27.08.2025 21:15 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Rumbledethumps CLASSIC SCOTTISH ULTIMATE Comfort dish
YouTube video by Backyard Chef Rumbledethumps CLASSIC SCOTTISH ULTIMATE Comfort dish

hypnotized by this off the edible youtu.be/P8j_-fbNO1k?...

27.08.2025 04:24 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Things going great over there

25.08.2025 03:35 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

just got one of those "visibility limited" warnings on a tweet bc I called myself a cracker in it lmao

25.08.2025 03:34 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

im afraid you've misheard me - and frankly, im a little offended you'd take me for a Heritage Foundation type. i said I work at a STINK tank

24.08.2025 20:26 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

still haven't recovered from the Cracker Barrel news. receiving an adult circumcision in the men's room of their Holyoke location is one of my fondest memories

22.08.2025 20:54 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

There's a part on every album where they do that if you open your third eye

21.08.2025 22:49 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Michaelholics Anonymous

21.08.2025 22:49 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

calling into work today and telling them I just want to be in my flower

21.08.2025 17:27 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

my name is Chervil Silverado

21.08.2025 05:16 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

webbed teeth

21.08.2025 05:14 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

they should make a ChatGPT-flavored Celsius

20.08.2025 20:56 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

my name is Tendentious Claims

20.08.2025 20:55 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

white people are always like yeah Jersey Mike's pretty much changed my life

19.08.2025 20:11 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

preexisting conditioner

19.08.2025 00:50 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Felpo Crund

19.08.2025 00:04 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Gabber Newsom

17.08.2025 17:37 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

it's cause you're always on that damn icosahedron

16.08.2025 17:17 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

i need to get a human sized hamster wheel and vape while running on it

16.08.2025 05:16 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0