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Long story short, Nazis ate Nazis. Then, for some reason, Republican voters got mad at... Democrats

13.09.2025 11:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We know he wasn't "undercover". If he was, he'd have been bragging about it. (even in Epstein's presence, because he's that dumb)

07.09.2025 04:57 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Have you considered crying about it on the internet?

06.09.2025 00:30 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Why do you think she's able to be educated?

30.06.2025 01:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If an accident happened, you would react like a neanderthal, and beat on someone?

unga bunga, me strong!

29.06.2025 23:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What's a redditor?

29.06.2025 23:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Zohran Mamdani is saying things like β€œpoverty is a policy choice and politicians have a duty to their constituents to make their lives affordable” and it is making a lot of politicians very very scared that they may actually have to start doing some actual service in their public service jobs.

27.06.2025 10:27 β€” πŸ‘ 16612    πŸ” 4109    πŸ’¬ 96    πŸ“Œ 151
Preview
Ten Thousand

xkcd.com/1053/

20.06.2025 10:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So, marines and national guard just appeared from nowhere?

16.06.2025 17:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Watch the events that lead up to the officers breakdown. Did he touch him? Let me hear your thoughts
YouTube video by Streaming Sidekick: Spotlighting Creators Watch the events that lead up to the officers breakdown. Did he touch him? Let me hear your thoughts

www.youtube.com/watch?v=8XWA...

16.06.2025 00:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

@mummywhale.bsky.social

16.06.2025 00:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

has that dude had his little birthday boy tank man parade yet? it’s hard to tell because the only thing the news is showing right now is how much people around the country hate him

14.06.2025 21:26 β€” πŸ‘ 11119    πŸ” 1757    πŸ’¬ 214    πŸ“Œ 55
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Amazing how Fetterman became a republican after a massive head injury.

13.06.2025 15:16 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
🚨 Officer Diva ACCUSES Karen Read Team; Backfires Immediately
YouTube video by Loophole Lawyer 🚨 Officer Diva ACCUSES Karen Read Team; Backfires Immediately

Seem this? - www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hkx6...
(Possible language warning, i can't remember)

11.06.2025 10:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Or chooses randomly... USB connecting, OR USB disconnecting.

11.06.2025 10:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Maybe we should send some journalists there to check. Except Israel kills them.

03.06.2025 19:29 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What would you do with a spine, if you had one?

03.06.2025 19:28 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"Hi, I'd like to buy a big mac, for my trip to the toilet"

03.06.2025 04:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Jokes?

16.05.2025 09:47 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

a NES paul.

02.05.2025 03:08 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And knowledge of approximately 4 of them.

05.04.2025 07:16 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Even though his Reagan prank arguably went too far, I still think it’s rude of SNL to not bring back original cast member John Hinckley Jr. for the 50th anniversary

17.02.2025 02:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1909    πŸ” 94    πŸ’¬ 56    πŸ“Œ 5
An online form:

The DOGE team is looking for world-class talent to work long hours identifying/eliminating waste, fraud, and abuse. These are full-time, salaried positions for software engineers, InfoSec engineers adn other technology professionals

First name: Elias
Last name: Fitzgerald
Email Address: authoritarian1488@gmail.com
Cell Phone: 303-362-5968
GitHub: https://github/clownshow

Please rpovide 203 bullet points showcasing exceptional ability:

*Capable of building an insecure website that can easily be hacked by 10-year-olds
*Online test told me I have a 198 IQ and I believed it because I am very smart
*Can't cum unless I set a small animal on fire (great cultural fit)

Resume: (attached: fitzgerald_resume.pdf)

Checked: I acknowledge that this role is an in-office, full-time opportunity located in Washington, DC. US Citizens Only

Submit Application button

An online form: The DOGE team is looking for world-class talent to work long hours identifying/eliminating waste, fraud, and abuse. These are full-time, salaried positions for software engineers, InfoSec engineers adn other technology professionals First name: Elias Last name: Fitzgerald Email Address: authoritarian1488@gmail.com Cell Phone: 303-362-5968 GitHub: https://github/clownshow Please rpovide 203 bullet points showcasing exceptional ability: *Capable of building an insecure website that can easily be hacked by 10-year-olds *Online test told me I have a 198 IQ and I believed it because I am very smart *Can't cum unless I set a small animal on fire (great cultural fit) Resume: (attached: fitzgerald_resume.pdf) Checked: I acknowledge that this role is an in-office, full-time opportunity located in Washington, DC. US Citizens Only Submit Application button

DOGE is accepting applications on their website

14.02.2025 21:35 β€” πŸ‘ 443    πŸ” 99    πŸ’¬ 25    πŸ“Œ 15

Sounds like ethnic cleansing (or, if you're able to stomach it, the murder of a nation)

12.02.2025 13:45 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Russia will buy some of these, when they need top secret documents.

12.02.2025 03:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Good.

28.01.2025 11:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Out of curiosity, is the dumber one... an orange cat?

28.01.2025 11:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
Deck History: The Rock (and His Million... New sets release, rotation happens, and decks come and go. Some, however, stay throughout the ever-changing metascape. The Rock in one such deck, but where did The Rock get its name from? Who created ...

www.mtgnexus.com/articles/110...

Or, i can borrow the skill of someone who has already done this.

22.01.2025 04:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Black green rock-style decks are super fun. If you don't mind, I'll post some links to historical versions, and, well, more contemporary ones?

22.01.2025 04:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

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