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Simon Banoub

@banouby.bsky.social

Marketing at Hudl, formerly StatsBomb, Opta, a few other sports data and tech places. Boro fan, parkrunner, scotch egg enthusiast.

1,275 Followers  |  399 Following  |  925 Posts  |  Joined: 11.08.2024
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Excellent

05.03.2026 11:22 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Pitch this to Netflix and Yorke and I will just do that til retirement

Don't pretend you wouldn't watch it

05.03.2026 10:51 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I deserved that

05.03.2026 10:48 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

World Book Day is absolutely insufferable. Was even worse when my kids were of an age where we were forced into playing along.

Happy middle class Instagram content creation day.

05.03.2026 10:23 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Summerville is pulling a real Tevez isn't he

04.03.2026 20:57 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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@borobreakdown.bsky.social Strelec.....👀

04.03.2026 17:35 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Alright, grandad

03.03.2026 17:46 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1
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Well, that explains the erratic delivery times.

03.03.2026 11:47 — 👍 669    🔁 151    💬 9    📌 10

What a win Boro!

This team has real bottle.

02.03.2026 21:59 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Ssssssh

02.03.2026 20:53 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Randomly, the girl from Andor was in Farsley and surrounding areas shooting a movie over the last couple of weeks

27.02.2026 21:17 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Devastated to hear the news of Matt Cutler's passing.

The nicest, sharpest, most engaging guy you could hope to meet and a touchpoint in my career across many years. He'll be deeply missed by everyone who knew him.

RIP Matt.

27.02.2026 10:17 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Didn't see Luke Ayling last night then?

25.02.2026 18:45 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

They look tired

24.02.2026 22:05 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Boro struggle to break down park-the-bus merchants like Oxford at the weekend, but otherwise are genuinely good.

Helps if Riley McGree is in the team, he makes everyone around him better.

24.02.2026 13:04 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

If you enjoyed this documentary, you may like the panel session we did at the Hudl Pro Insights Conference with some of the key staff from that time:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=UcpS...

24.02.2026 10:16 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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A frustrating afternoon and a missed opportunity given results elsewhere. Tuesday against Leicester feels massive now.

21.02.2026 19:24 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Now do you want the bad news?

20.02.2026 16:24 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Who told Joe Marler he was funny?

20.02.2026 12:02 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Hijack season 1 was really good.

Hijack season 2 is really bad.

#hijack

18.02.2026 20:18 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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I imagine it was extremely disturbing

18.02.2026 18:14 — 👍 7736    🔁 825    💬 272    📌 110
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A very similar looking cat to mine

18.02.2026 16:43 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I completely agree with you

17.02.2026 13:34 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The dog whistle is amazing

17.02.2026 12:41 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

That Whittaker header was a big moment, in hindsight

17.02.2026 11:25 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I know I'm old but this feels extremely Nathan Barley

17.02.2026 10:14 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I think that we'd weathered the storm and played ourselves out of the bad first half.

I genuinely believe if we'd not conceded that ridiculous second we'd have won - to me they looked cooked in the first ten minutes of the second half and were hunkering down to protect the 1-0.

17.02.2026 09:48 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

UTB

16.02.2026 18:47 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

That still a thing?

16.02.2026 15:08 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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A bit of before and after Hellberg style cues for your pre-big-match Boro content consumption (cc @borobreakdown.bsky.social )

16.02.2026 12:57 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0