rat

The machine is doing what it has done for the last 125 years in Mexico,China, the Philippines, Haiti, Cuba, Vietnam, Iraq and Nicaragua. The lofty justifications change as a matter of convenience, but the objectives are the same. Securing earthly territory and extracting earthly wealth.

I remember hearing "fundamentalists are trying to trigger doomsday" stuff during the Iraq war, and I'm sure there are insane fundamentalists in all ranks of the government, but it seems really weird to see a machine doing exactly what it was designed to do and say "it has been hijacked by cultists"

pluribus?

Goro Majima From Yakuza Is Homestuck: Explained

-"Goro Majima" is a valid Homestuck kid name
-Wears an eyepatch (like Vriska from Homestuck)
-Likes to troll Kiryu. Know what else has trolls? Exactly
-Has a number quirk (56, pictured below)
-His tattoo has horns and yellow eyes (like trolls)

more like pokedone

im here for you #furry

Big pharma, bigger family.

Ascended Daemon Prince Holden Bloodfeast, at full power after the US bombed Iran

they're calling him anammelegg on account of the

this happened to me

they're trying to make it illegal for wizards to be pretty guys. you can't just be a warlock anymore. it's like "ohh you have beautiful eyelashes and voluminous locks of hair and dead eyes that bury a deep longing for another life. you have to transition." fuck off

wolfboy

Me with a nosebleed, heart eyes, birds chirping around my head like I’m knocked out, stars, spirals, hearts in the eyes, gloomshadow forehead, blushing ear-to-ear, purple hypno heart background and the blood is soaking through my sleeves now

When I fell in love it felt so great

women will go to a hangout with a guy and things will be going well until the girl casually mentions she finished this book and he'll go home and start posting stuff like "Our future is ruined because of wokeness and women with fake degrees" meanwhile the girl went home to play video games with a bunch of weird discord transsexuals and she named her character "beegirl" and she keeps saying stuff like "i'm beegirl" and the discord transsexuals ask what kind of bee and she talks about carpenter bees for 10 minutes and everyone loves it and learns a lot

Pokemon Nintendo Hire and Pokemon This Man

Healer's Penance (from September 2024)

addiction

strayknight posting an image on tumblr showing (presumably the poster) a yellow pikmin plush grabbed tightly with the text: "the club sucked so bad so me and my pikmin are going home due to aforementioned club being so sucks" saejima-nyan04 asks "OP why did you bring your pikmin to the club" to which strayknight responds with "he likes the espresso martinis there"

NYC pigeon

If you want to gamble you should be forced to travel to the Las Vegas Exclusion Zone and do so at a seedy casino that smells like watered-down booze and desperation, otherwise anyone trying to shove slot machine engineering into a video game or phone app should be buried underneath a landfill

Anyway the more time has passed the more my stance on the encroachment of predatory gambling across all elements of society has solidified into a hard "regulate it all into a smoking crater in the ground" stance. Loot boxes, gacha games, draftkings, Magic booster packs, scratch tickets, nuke it all

parasitic ant species where every individual is a queen discovered in Japan.

Love the Drukhari

A drawing of a veiled person with a tear in their chest 胸に裂け目ができたベールを被った人物の絵

doodle

my most popular drawing on twitter this year.... WHO would like cute people desperately getting off (...me)

😌rabbits have big ears, okay,,

(wizard open mic) don’t ya hate it when your homunculus becomes ensouled? (audience murmuring derisively) sooo much paperwork (cough. couple hisses. squinting past the stage lights) ah i see we have a few clay friends in the audience tonight, that’s awesome