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Sanji with a tie to Zoro: Put in on
Zoro:
Zoro: Okay
Sanji: You know how?
Zoro: Yes?
Zoro: *holds a tie*
Sanji: No at arm or head
Zoro: I know?
5 minutes later:
Sanji: *helps put tie on Zoro neck*

#zosan #onepiece

Sanji with whipped cream: I want prank Zoro. I will put cream on his hand during his nap
Robin: *laughs*
Usopp is jealous: That's not even that funny
Robin: I just think they're so adorable when they tries prank each other. That's sign of good friendship
Sanji:

#zosan #onepiece

Usopp: Spring is coming! Trees will be green again!
Chopper: But for Zoro that's no difference! He's green for a whole year!
Sanji: And i wish he was like a tree and was changing this ugly color
Zoro: Problem?
Sanji: You with cherry blossom instead moss would be much prettier

#zosan #onepiece

Sanji: Did you got found something before breakfast?
Nami: ...No?
Sanji to Robin: And you?
Robin: Except metal heart shape "thing" from Franky,no
Sanji: ...So where are my gifts?
Zoro: Who left white chocolate desserts on the floor? I thought that's rice

#zosan #onepiece

Sanji: Next time instead buying new clothes, you can take old ones from Franky or Jinbe. I was able to give you my old clothes only 2 years ago,when you wasn't that gigantic. After all you cares only about your haramaki
Zoro: *thinking*
Zoro: You was smaller than me anyway

#zosan #onepiece

Franky with Chopper on head to Robin: Will be our valentine?
Robin smiles to Chopper: I will be, Chopper,but your talking platform needs wait for answer
Nami: That's even adorable of them
Usopp: That's not even today

#frobin #onepiece

After first dinner with Sanji as crewmate
Zoro to Nami: So...he gave you food too?
Nami: Yes? He's our cook
Zoro: ...And what now? Should we pay him for it?
Nami: ...Yes. I already payed
Zoro: And Luffy?
Nami: As captain he can't. Give me money and i will pay for you too

#onepiece

Nami on Robin birthday party: That's terrible. Zoro and Sanji fought again, Luffy,Usopp and Chopper ate a whole cake, Brook sings pervert songs, Jinbe don't know what's happening and Franky...is Franky
Robin: And that's why i like my birthdays. That's terryfing like i like

#nicorobin #onepiece

Robin to Zoro: I started train legs with Sanji. As expert, what you think about my progress?
Zoro: ... You needs do a lot to be like him
Franky hears it: Girl, but your legs are SUUUUUPER
Robin: I know. I just like how they complements each other loud but not to the face

#zosan #onepiece

Before wash clothes:
Sanji: Give me your bandana
Zoro: It was washed last time
Sanji: 3 months ago. Give it
Zoro: I can give my Skypiea tshirt to wash
Sanji: No. Bandana or haramaki
Zoro: ...No for free
Sanji: Fine,extra onigiri
Zoro: 3
Sanji: But then haramaki
Zoro: ...Damm it

#zosan #onepiece

Snowy day. Shirtless Zoro sleeps on the lawn
Sanji: *stands above Zoro body with actived Diable Jambe*
Usopp: You was fighting?
Sanji: No. This idiot gonna get a cold
Usopp: ...And you can't just give him a blanket?

#zosan #onepiece

Robin to Franky: Nice hair style
Franky: Merci
Robin: Oh,i didn't knew you knows french. That's vey nice
Franky: Ah,merci merci
Robin: Even if you know only "merci" and you hope that I will only say the sentences where you can say "merci"
Franky: Merci for knowing me

#frobin #onepiece

Chopper: I wonder how hard Sanji legs have to be to kick that strong
Zoro: His legs muscles are more soft than hard,but are strong
Chopper: How do you know? *laughs* Because he kicked you many times
Zoro: That too

#zosan #onepiece

Zoro and Sanji: *fights like usual*
Robin: Your last words?
Robin: *passes between them*
Zoro and Sanji: *stops and watches how Robin kills some bugs on the wall*
A whole crew:
Robin: I would never hurt someone that adorable like Zoro and Sanji during their fun

#zosan #onepiece

Sanji without shirt: Hey guys,someone saw my top?
Brook: In nest
Sanji: Thanks. I guess that's another Luffy joke
Jinbe when Sanji left them: Why someone could left shirt there?
Brook: Shirt? I meant Zoro yohohoho

#zosan #onepiece

Zoro: From next year pretty things will not make me weaker
Usopp: But from today is new year? You can't start from now?
Zoro: No
Usopp: I mean,i know Chopper is cute,but-
Sanji: *just passes between them*
Usopp:
Zoro:
Usopp: I see

#zosan #onepiece

Thank you everyone for 2025! For any support,like for my silly stories (mostly about ZoSan but still) and everything! Hope next 2026 gonna be even bigger!

Sanji: *is on his all four because of girls beauty*
Zoro: *sits on his back like on bench*
Zoro: Thanks
Usopp: Which braincell let you sit on him?
Zoro to girls: Thanks for freeing up space
Sanji: *can't rise because of Zoro weight*

#zosan #onepiece

Jinbe sees how Robin lound reads a book and crew listen her:
Jinbe: I missed meeting about poneglyphs or Void Century?
Robin: No, Romeo and Julia
Jinbe:
Robin: Crew should be in touch with the pop culture
Franky: You're still before Julia dea-
Luffy: No spoilers!
Jinbe: ...

#onepiece

I guess that's gonna be awful for algorithm,but i really like Gachiakuta and i want share their fanarts 😅

両片思いか付き合いたて。 付き合いたての場合、なかなか🪬から手を出されることなくて、プラトニックな関係求められてんのかと思ってたのに、急に寝てる隙にキスされる☂️。 🪬は緊張しすぎて☂️が起きたことにも気づかないし、☂️は(恥ずいことしやがって…！)て照れて車から降りても🪬と目を合わせてくれない。 そのくせ、🪬が見てないときに🪬の唇をついつい目で追ってしまうといいな。 その日の夜に我慢できず🪬を襲ってくれ(🪬☂️) ☂️「このムッツリ野郎め」 🪬「…！？！」

信号待ちkiss🪬☂️

Zoro: Cook, you know-
Sanji: Yes. And you remember about-
Zoro: Yeah,i'm not stupid,but-
Sanji: No,you can't.also-
Zoro: Okay
Usopp:
Usopp: We're using some code or i don't understand something?
Nami: They tests telepathy...i guess

#zosan #onepiece

Zoro and Sanji plays in chess. Zoro lost more pawns but keep thinks about next move
Sanji: We will finish it today?
Zoro: Shut up and let me think
Usopp: Why are you doing it?
Sanji: To proof he can win in something else, and NO, you can use pawns as weapon
Zoro: ...Damm it

#zosan #onepiece

ゾ誕 サゾ

Robin to Franky: Anytime you're doing something weird or stupid i reminds myself i saw someone worst than you
Franky: Oh really, who?
Robin: Queen from Beast Pirates. He was kinda like you,but on higher level
Franky: Hmmm i don't know about who you're talking
Robin: Thanks to god

#frobin #onepiece

Usopp: What are you dressing up as in this year?
Zoro: As a mummy
Usopp: ...Again?
Zoro: Cook insisted
Sanji:
Sanji: Thanks to this i don't have watch his face for a whole day
Usopp: And why did you agree?
Zoro: Onigiri

#zosan #onepiece

Zoro: Why is my mug full for almost the entire dinner? Even when i'm sure i was drink from it
Sanji: Because there I top up leftover beer or wine if someone hasn't finished it. I don't like wasting food
Zoro:
Sanji:
Zoro: Thanks

#zosan #onepiece

Slowly i will try back here,just in case

Zoro to Luffy,Usopp and Chopper: What are you doing?
Luffy: We're playing in twister! Come join to us
Usopp: Robin is master of game
Zoro: Okay,i can try
Robin: Put right hand on yellow
Zoro:
Zoro: *puts hand on Sanji head*
Zoro: What now?

#zosan #onepiece

Sick Chopper goes to girls: Can i hide here?
Nami: Why? What happened?
Chopper: They're doing it again. That's nice of them,but...i want survive
Robin: That's happens everytime when Zoro and Sanji rival and parental instincts becomes actives

#zosan #onepiece