Broad Ave. Riot

GO HAWKS 💙💚💙💚💙💚NFC CHAMPIONS
WE'RE GOING TO THE SUPERBOWL!!

Everyone saying we would bust this season, we showed you what we do.

We owned the west, now the division... let's take the whole fucking thing!

TV, & film producers, networks, & movie companies, you all need to read the room. Copaganda, especially those based on a federal level, is not what a majority of folks want to watch. Strong independent women, an anti-hero, fantasy is going to be where it's at. Also, reality TV needs to go.
Thanks

Well, I ain't dead yet.

#couples #marriage

Conversations I have with my wife as she watches her vertical stories:

W: She has been in the hospital 5 times already!

M: In the same story?

W: Yep

M: Whoa! She wins most likely to meet her family's insurance deductible.

HEY CONSERVATIVES! From this point forward, you need to start living in fucking reality.
The only people allowed to
"Move the goal posts,"
are the CFL!!!
Why?
BECAUSE THEY'RE ACTUALLY MOVING LEGITIMATE GOAL POSTS FOR A SPECIFIC REASON!
That is all.
#CFL #nfl

Well, that's what I heard (this got a CGV on TT)

#funny #peeweegerman #satire #politics #rumors #left #progressive

September 11th...
The day the United States we thought we knew was destroyed and exposed.
The beging of the end for a disastrous civilization hell bent on its own demise, and it's painfully slow decent into nationalist, authoritarian, and oligarchal rule.
Look at us 24 years later.

D.C. TODAY…

Lest we forget, I think we need to remind those who try to "save us" spiritually what their holy book says.
Matthew 10:14:
Don't let the door hit your ass on the way out.
(Or something to that effect)
Blessed Sunday to all my wonderful heathens.

Keep your eyes open. At the grocery store, my wife and I saw an LE officer and waited to see who they were representing. It was DOC. Don't let Ice take over your city.

This just in!
The cardinals have just drafted... (checks notes)
What school is called "The Vatican"? Well, this is weird. Is his name, Pope? What position does he play?

I apologize and hate that I will not be able to attend the 50501 march in my area on the 19th.
I have to work as per my contract for my corporate overlords.

Meanwhile, strategic meetings have begun...😉😅

M. Alice has finally broken through due to Riot's exhaustion. You're welcome.

*washes down blood pressure medication with a Red Bull*

*monster, but this is wrong? Ooops

Another reason I appreciate being a poor and wearing it like a badge of honor is that
"It isn't poor people diving out of windows when the stock market crashes."

kangaroo court
noun
an unofficial court held by a group of people in order to try someone regarded, especially without good evidence, as guilty of a crime or misdemeanor.

Yesterday, me @ costco:
"Ooooh, I'm getting overnight oats, I love these things! Oh, and everything bagels. Yes!"

Today, me @ home:
"I'm hungry."
My brain: You have bagels and overnight oats! 🙂
Me: I don't want em.

I'm sure it's been said, but does anyone think that when "Whiskey Leaks" happened, it was also the same time Elon found out he wasn't invited to the group chat?

Controversial take: I want to believe Sasquatch (and ilk) exists. I want them safe, happy, and un-bothered.
These B.S. reality docu-series (the search/hunt/expedition) are literally one big snipe hunt for idiots and yet I still have it on for background noise and just mock them constantly.