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Jeff Kunkel

@nerdtastic.bsky.social

ColdFusion Developer. Media consumer. Pet haver. They/Them

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LIVE IN THE MOMENT
This moment is bad

LIVE IN THE MOMENT This moment is bad

04.02.2025 10:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4416    ๐Ÿ” 1102    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 16    ๐Ÿ“Œ 29
PANEL 1: MATTIE looks over at a guy in the near foreground.
MATTIE: Screw you man! Get away from me.

PANEL 2: Reverse shot. The GUY is wearing a sandwich board that says I'LL KILL YOU MATTIE
GUY: Wow. No need to talk to me like that! I'm just minding my own business.

PANEL 3: The GUY, getting angry.
GUY: i'm becoming radicalized against you in fact!

PANEL 4: The guy, chasing MATTIE offscreen.
GUY: You should have been nicer to me!!!

PANEL 1: MATTIE looks over at a guy in the near foreground. MATTIE: Screw you man! Get away from me. PANEL 2: Reverse shot. The GUY is wearing a sandwich board that says I'LL KILL YOU MATTIE GUY: Wow. No need to talk to me like that! I'm just minding my own business. PANEL 3: The GUY, getting angry. GUY: i'm becoming radicalized against you in fact! PANEL 4: The guy, chasing MATTIE offscreen. GUY: You should have been nicer to me!!!

you've radicalized me | patreon.com/lubchansky

03.02.2025 15:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4054    ๐Ÿ” 699    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 17    ๐Ÿ“Œ 8
Long-haired tabby, cat asleep against my leg

Long-haired tabby, cat asleep against my leg

Orange tabby cat looking out the window

Orange tabby cat looking out the window

Black cat lying on its back on a yellow chair

Black cat lying on its back on a yellow chair

Four cats on the back of a couch, looking out the windows

Four cats on the back of a couch, looking out the windows

Fighting the millennial urge to make an instagram account for my cats.

16.11.2024 23:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Steven Universe vs. Hitler. Steven appeals to Hitler "what if you could change your mind, Hitler?" Hitler stares at Steven with angry intent. Garnet puts her hand on Steven's shoulder and says "I think we're gonna have to kill this guy Steven." Steven says "Damn."

Steven Universe vs. Hitler. Steven appeals to Hitler "what if you could change your mind, Hitler?" Hitler stares at Steven with angry intent. Garnet puts her hand on Steven's shoulder and says "I think we're gonna have to kill this guy Steven." Steven says "Damn."

Reposting this for no particular reason

08.11.2024 14:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 38694    ๐Ÿ” 10960    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 242    ๐Ÿ“Œ 252

This is...very very not good...

just...fucking hell

08.11.2024 12:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
I asked my kiddo how he was doing, with all the election news and whatnot. He sat for a bit, and just asked โ€œwhat are we going to do?โ€ I couldnโ€™t just dump all the bleak thoughts Iโ€™ve been having all day onto him, so I did my best to stay realistic and somewhat positive.

I told him, โ€œWe donโ€™t have enough money saved up to move to another country, but realistically weโ€™ll be okay. Weโ€™re white, we live in a safe neighborhood, and weโ€™re paying our bills. The people at the Hershey clinic have been great, and we still have a Democratic governor, so your gender care will likely keep going. Weโ€™ll have to do our best to listen to and support the people around us who arenโ€™t in as stable of a position. Weโ€™ll need to be there for our LGBTQ and non-white friends. Weโ€™ll likely have to do a lot of work that should be done by the people in charge. It likely wonโ€™t be great, but weโ€™ll do our best to get through it.โ€

I canโ€™t even fathom how kids his age are feeling that donโ€™t have the full support of their family. Iโ€™m going to be cutting a lot of people out of my life in the next few weeks, but I hope I can also help build a support system for the people that will need it most of all, and become closer with them in the process.

I asked my kiddo how he was doing, with all the election news and whatnot. He sat for a bit, and just asked โ€œwhat are we going to do?โ€ I couldnโ€™t just dump all the bleak thoughts Iโ€™ve been having all day onto him, so I did my best to stay realistic and somewhat positive. I told him, โ€œWe donโ€™t have enough money saved up to move to another country, but realistically weโ€™ll be okay. Weโ€™re white, we live in a safe neighborhood, and weโ€™re paying our bills. The people at the Hershey clinic have been great, and we still have a Democratic governor, so your gender care will likely keep going. Weโ€™ll have to do our best to listen to and support the people around us who arenโ€™t in as stable of a position. Weโ€™ll need to be there for our LGBTQ and non-white friends. Weโ€™ll likely have to do a lot of work that should be done by the people in charge. It likely wonโ€™t be great, but weโ€™ll do our best to get through it.โ€ I canโ€™t even fathom how kids his age are feeling that donโ€™t have the full support of their family. Iโ€™m going to be cutting a lot of people out of my life in the next few weeks, but I hope I can also help build a support system for the people that will need it most of all, and become closer with them in the process.

07.11.2024 16:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

@skywatch.blue has a label and a block list for MAGA accounts:

bsky.app/profile/did:...

05.11.2024 17:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9871    ๐Ÿ” 7638    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 340    ๐Ÿ“Œ 502
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We just brought in these two strays. Very very accurate to our experience.

22.10.2024 15:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #59,684!

17.09.2024 02:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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(Web)Comics, BIPOC Edition! Join the conversation

Awwright, 23 in my BIPOC Comics & Webcomics #StarterPack to start with!

If you're a moot and I missed you cause I didn't know you were BIPOC *or* I didn't know you were working on a comic, @ or DM me. Do the same if you're in, and would prefer to be removed for any reason. ๐Ÿซก

go.bsky.app/EPRohu1

03.07.2024 01:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 121    ๐Ÿ” 71    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 11    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3
Baby monkey hugging cloth mom

Baby monkey hugging cloth mom

Happy Mother's Day

12.05.2024 18:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 552    ๐Ÿ” 125    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 17    ๐Ÿ“Œ 11

Iโ€™ll see your 30-50 feral hogs and raise youโ€ฆ

www.dailyitem.com/news/update-...

19.09.2023 02:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ok self, do NOT make a 9/11 joke for your first one at the new job.

11.09.2023 15:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Whoa! When did we get so close to 1000? :0
Wanna help me get all the way there? Here's some recent art you can share!

26.08.2023 17:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 65    ๐Ÿ” 18    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
Mothman statue

Mothman statue

Mothman statueโ€™s shiny metal ass

Mothman statueโ€™s shiny metal ass

A vegetarian mothman pizza

A vegetarian mothman pizza

The sign for the mothman museum

The sign for the mothman museum

Checked one off the old bucket list today.

23.08.2023 16:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I have it from a reputable source that itโ€™s eggs.

30.07.2023 01:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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drawing weird dogs rn

29.07.2023 22:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 35    ๐Ÿ” 9    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
instructions for making your own art feed using skyfeed. If you select yourself, add a regex keyword, remove all replies and reposts, then 'generate' it, that link is now your art feed!

instructions for making your own art feed using skyfeed. If you select yourself, add a regex keyword, remove all replies and reposts, then 'generate' it, that link is now your art feed!

artists!

you can make your own media tab, here's how!

-log in to skyfeed.app
-click "feed builder"
-copy the settings below, make an art tag/keyword
-add an icon and a name/description, copy that link.

now you can add that link in your bio, and clicking it will show ONLY your tagged art!

04.07.2023 23:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8147    ๐Ÿ” 4057    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 213    ๐Ÿ“Œ 578

Monday night is @curryuku.bsky.social night and NSSLS once again making me wonder why I love GL so much as an AMAB person.

25.07.2023 02:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Post image 24.07.2023 15:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 609    ๐Ÿ” 41    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 14    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

always wild to me when people say astrology helps them understand other people. like, no, it does not. it just lets you check a box in your head and stop trying. ascribing someone's personality traits to magic based on bad astronomy keeps you from actually getting to know them. it is anti-empathy

21.07.2023 13:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 324    ๐Ÿ” 51    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 20    ๐Ÿ“Œ 16

Hailing from parts unknown. The one, the only, @therealbfr.bsky.social has arrived to bluesky.

13.07.2023 20:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
Bald bearded person with an albino boa constrictor climbing on their head

Bald bearded person with an albino boa constrictor climbing on their head

Bald bearded person with an albino boa constrictor climbing across their face

Bald bearded person with an albino boa constrictor climbing across their face

Bald bearded person with an albino boa constrictor wrapped around their neck

Bald bearded person with an albino boa constrictor wrapped around their neck

Bald bearded person with an albino boa constrictor climbing on their arm

Bald bearded person with an albino boa constrictor climbing on their arm

Took Mort the boa constrictor out for a walk in the sun today. He was not in the mood to cooperate for a selfie.

13.07.2023 20:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

All three pieces need to be upgraded to two stars by the great fairies for the โ€œno fall damageโ€ additional effect.

13.07.2023 19:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Every screenshot of Threads I've seen is basically

๐‡๐ž๐ข๐ง๐ณ
who getting they ketch upped??
8,729 ๐˜ณ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฑ๐˜ญ๐˜ช๐˜ฆ๐˜ด ยท ๐˜ญ๐˜ช๐˜ฌ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฅ ๐˜ฃ๐˜บ ๐˜ž๐˜ฆ๐˜ญ๐˜ญ๐˜ด ๐˜๐˜ข๐˜ณ๐˜จ๐˜ฐ ๐˜ข๐˜ฏ๐˜ฅ ๐˜‰๐˜ช๐˜ญ๐˜ญ ๐˜Š๐˜ฐ๐˜ด๐˜ฃ๐˜บ

06.07.2023 20:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5861    ๐Ÿ” 1266    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 56    ๐Ÿ“Œ 40
figure from documentation for "a sony-owned patent for an interactive commercial system that allows viewers to skip commercials by yelling the brand name of the advertiser at their television or monitor."  chillingly, the person stands as they shout MCDONALDS, implying an expectation of enthusiasm on the part of the consumer.

figure from documentation for "a sony-owned patent for an interactive commercial system that allows viewers to skip commercials by yelling the brand name of the advertiser at their television or monitor." chillingly, the person stands as they shout MCDONALDS, implying an expectation of enthusiasm on the part of the consumer.

everyone signing up for threads

06.07.2023 16:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1733    ๐Ÿ” 348    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 19    ๐Ÿ“Œ 8

Horror Artists Feed is now working!
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:dkh643asru53huyrgpjmobgl/feed/aaacg5ovpq3w6
Feel free to suggest more horror artists to add in the replies! :)

05.07.2023 12:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 46    ๐Ÿ” 25    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 13    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm making a feed for horror artists!
This is a chronological feed of image posts made by horror artists! (and horror-adjacent, the line is hard to draw!)
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:dkh643asru53huyrgpjmobgl/feed/aaacg5ovpq3w6

05.07.2023 00:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 50    ๐Ÿ” 13    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

@nerdtastic is following 20 prominent accounts