Shadow Cherry (they/them)

You know what feels damn good? Satiating the adult urge to say "yeah go ahead and write that down, tape it to a brick, and stuff it up your most sensitive oriface sideways" to the adults who traumatized me as a child

This whole Nazi tattoo dude in the Senate nonsense is revealing of a lot of white folks. Oh your friends have Nazi tattoos too? Oh it doesn't bother you at all? Oh your whole crew you been rolling with has them & y'all are all perfectly democratic? Fascinating. Taking notes.

Between trump bombing Iran, all the shit coming out about astroworld, and being outta my meds my nervous system is fried this week 🤢 pls send help

Well. My little brother just wished me a happy father's day since I "basically fucking raised [him]".

So happy father's day to all the underappreciated parentified older siblings out there.

Please help these children if you can

Hey if anybody plays animal crossing New horizons and has apples please hit me up I will do almost anything

FFKSKDLF HOW DID I KNOW YOU'D BE A FAN

@earthycreature.bsky.social *pterodactyl screeches*

Lobster fighting meme everyone is leftists, including the lobsters

“Bluesky is too much of an echo chamber”

have you spent five minutes in a political discussion here

Hey @emhahee.bsky.social I picked up the Ramona Quimby books again because I got them as a birthday gift from a very thoughtful friend and I was reminded that they are set in Oregon, and I was wondering if you'd read them/what your thoughts were

I just finished The Residence on Netflix and I'm going to be real they better keep this one

Ionno I was just assuming it was because they hate me personally ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ realistically it's just the floral department trying to get into the ✨seasonal festivities✨ of spring in a poorly thought-out way. They've since been removed

Nah dude. I'd be pondering ways to make the perpetrator's life miserable for the rest of my days. You having a villain era over this is not only understandable, but expected

Also I can't WAIT to talk about sunrise I need to be in contact with someone who has also finished it because I'm full to BURSTING with all of this and I'm upset that I can't talk about it yet

*NO SPOILERS* a fantastic observation I just made is that the og hunger games books and sunrise on the reaping were both written in first person, while the ballad of songbirds and snakes is 3rd person. I dig this a lot

I love it when the universe unequivocally shows me i am completely right for refusing to trust men that play league of legends

I work at a five star resort and I swear to God I smelled cum the other day at the front desk, turned around, and there was just a bouquet of Bradford pear blossoms in a vase. We truly are in the worst timeline

Wow hi forgot this app existed ama

all modern society is built around preventing anyone from ever feeling uncomfortable for even one second, and unfortunately that small moment of crisis is the place where all innovation happens

Hey quick question why does eucerin feel AND smell like elmer's glue

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Living in this country right now is like studying architecture and infrastructure while someone next to you is playing with Lincoln logs and insisting they have a better understanding of both topics than you

I've learned my lesson about engaging with the fandom for this one. I still have war flashbacks to 2012-2015 tumblr

Look, I don’t know how much the propaganda has permeated lib leaning normies but if this were how the Biden term started the gop media apparatuses would have upwards of 40 percent of the country believing firmly that senile Biden was crashing planes for fun

Just finished supernatural a couple days ago (after watching it on and off for the last ten years) and I am *dying* to talk about it. I'd also like to see this show rewritten by women bc I personally think it'd make for a much more compelling plot (and it'd probably make more sense, too)

Dude my manager just tried to goad me into talking about my opinions on RFK. Like, no. This is a fun hypothetical for you. This is my lived experience for me. We are not the same. I hate to pull out the Ron Swanson, but I know more than you. Go away.

If you saw a person losing a game of chess to a dog, over and over, you would assume the person is losing intentionally, that they are losing on purpose. Probably to make money selling tickets to see the amazing chess playing dog.

Anyway, the dems