Klun….Clank

@megacorpofficial.bsky.social I would like to make a suggestion. How about a Klunk Zapper?

Sire, it’s a pleasure to see you. Shall we take a trip to the Eiffel Tower, I hear Paris is lovely this time of year?

You mean Kaden’s big massive veiny hog? I’m amazed you don’t have any siblings consider how often Kaden and RATCHET_MOTHER_NAME_NOT_FOUND must have dicked each other down

This is your best work yet. Hehehehee

I’m going to union bust the Zoni 😈

This is really scary Rivet! It’s scary you would try and deceive Klunk. You seem to be forgetting that you are a lesbian in all this.

Maybe you should go a crash with Coco for a while.

Whimsy in your heart, but no tongue in your mouth. That would explain your lack of taste. Hehehehehe

Sigmund…get under the desk 😈

This is why you will always be the lesser

Ratchet was spayed years ago. He is also your brother. I’m mean, I knew you squishies were weird, but incest? I think I’m going to be sending you to Dobbo 😌

No, Rivet is a lesbian, who would never do something so embarrassing. This has coco written all over it; I do know everything remember

This is low, even for you coco

Aphelion, play Oops, I Got Vaporized By A Level 7 Shock Blaster!

Bub….these squishies have to amuse themselves somehow it seems

Haha, good one. Talwyn is almost as forgettable as your other girlfriend Sasha 😂

Why have you attached a photo of a fully grown Lombax? You’re a little stunted remember?

Yes, she is your girlfriend who you love. She’s canon to your story

Well, why else would you be so obsessed with her?

With those noodle arms? I’m amazed you can ever grip that pathetic tool of yours…and I’m not talking about your omniwrench

Im sure it will sting more when you see Rivet out with her new girlfriend…Sasha Phyronix

That was pretty good. Did Talwyn write that for you?

Oh, I didn’t realise you were a lesbian, and Rivet got to keep Kit in the divorce. The raises her esteem in my eyes

If I was in Ratchet’s position (hanging out with Clank) I think I would off myself

Did you really think a coco blast would work on me? This is why you’ll never be employee of the month

The words of someone with no plan 😂 I’m going to set my klunklings on you

Who cares about Kit? I’m talking about her evil counterpart Klit

Emperor Nefarious just abused my entry port….if you get my drift 😈🥵

I wonder what my dimensional counterpart is like….klit….

Stop me with what, exactly? Are you going to hide behind your brother so he can save the day? Hehehehehe

QWARK!