Kali C. (she/her)

Obviously the PWHL jersey is exciting, but can we also talk about how great that Kraken black 3rd jersey is?! I'm not even a Kraken fan, but that jersey makes me wish I just knew nothing about sports and I just collected all cool jerseys.

running for mayor of translink (a real position) to make this a felony

and if "the courts" tell me that's illegal, i will go on all of the buses (which, as mayor of translink, i now own) with a megaphone and shout at people doing this

this is a shitpost but also i could get elected on this

I live in an apartment so nobody does trick or treating at my door, but if I owned a house I'd give every child one of these.

It takes a village to raise a child.

ideally adults on Halloween should give out saran-wrapped rice krispie squares, small clear plastic bags of ju jubes, and similar items that you know full well the parents will confiscate.

It's a way for children to learn things.

imo adults at the door should be as annoying as possible on Halloween.

- Picking the "trick" option to call their bluff
- Many time wasting questions about the costumes
- Candy corn or similar tier treats

It builds character.

In keeping with the theme, it should be skim milk.

still not over getting the front skytrain seat with the sunrise this morning

almost enough to make you forget how expensive it is to stay here

The Cowichan Tribes debate is quickly becoming an international culture war issue, which means any attempt by someone to try and clarify facts, timelines or arguments by the people materially involved in the actual discussion will not matter in slightest.

But literally none of this is correct.

A beautiful brown dog with one almond eye and one eye stitched clothes is wearing a blue cone around her head.

My dog had her eye removed and my friends pointed out that now she’s looks like Janine from Handmaid’s Tale.

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vancouver planning in the 21st century is developers and the city patting themselves on the back for a sustainable mixed-used community that pays homage to the industrial past while using modern best practices where a two bedroom condo costs a million dollars and there are no schools

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"While your proposal to increase the bed availability in your shelter from 80 to 140 by purchasing accessory dwelling units was a surprisingly resourceful plan, the budget and governance committees have identified pickleball as the issue that voters care about most."

Ugh. Canadians are going to be so insufferable because the Jays won a series. 🙄

[Listening to the Taylor Swift album at 2.5x so I can get this review out before everyone else] I have to say, her pitch is too high on every single song. Disappointing. Incredible breath control singing that fast though

Is there any worse email than one from someone who has cut & pasted from 17 different sources, each with a different font/style?

One of my biggest work/office pet peeves. Three lines of 14pt, 1.15 spaced Arial, flowing *seamlessly* (mid-sentence of course) into a paragraph of 8pt Times New Roman...

Absolutely disgusted by the federal jobs minister Patty Hajdu ordering Air Canada flight attendants back to work.

I'm so disgusted with how many unions have been ordered back to work in the past year or two in Canada.

I really hope people remember this in the next election.

Victoria Mboko 🙌 🎾🇨🇦

I feel like Sabrina-mania kind of got screwed over by the timing of COVID. I had Final Four tickets to see her in New Orleans and our trip (and the tournament) was canceled days before.

No NCAA marquis coverage, no first round draft and breakout rookie season coverage...

You know with all the anti-ramming extra security and new equipment and hundreds of thousands of additional dollars for policing “events”in Vancouver…

… Granville Island and it’s insane mix of traffic and pedestrian corridors, still exists.

Oh no I really hope Bill Clinton isn’t in the Epstein files, I’ll have to get rid of my Bill Clinton hat and my Bill Clinton sneakers and my Bill Clinton cologne and my Bill Clinton watch and take down my Bill Clinton flag and I’ll have to delete my Bill Clinton nft trading cards

Will Hockey Canada publish their internal report now? Their internal investigation was the main impetus for any of this to become public knowledge. Hockey Canada settled with EM out of court before London police even reopened the criminal investigation. This is so much more than the criminal trial!

Every day, I am reminded that I live in a society that will believe absolutely anything about a woman to ignore the obvious about men.

The CTV news anchor just pronounced CONCACAF conga-caf

They misspelled "Marie-Philip" 😉

Just kidding. I love Tori, and all she stands for.

Somebody talk to me about the... live mascot (?) person at the #IIHF #WomensWorlds post-game ceremony

Hey um if the president can do this, I don't think you live in a democracy

I started watching this game pulling for Bueckers to win her last season; but I was conflicted because I love Staley so I wanted her to win [and eventually surpass Mulkey]..

I don't usually talk about refs, but I think this has been an *extremely* unevenly reffed game in UConn's favor. It's brutal

Why is every news cycle around Alphonso Davies always so bloody exhausting.

He's a 24 year old millionaire with free will who needs to stop having everyone else fight his public battles for him & speak, he's GROWN.

And not the 1st player on the planet to suddenly tear an ACL.

Are Hailey Van Lith and Emma Maltais the same person?

I'm gonna need a collab to happen between them...