🦋Starcaller🦋

Holy hell it's been a weird few days. At least I can eat SOLIDS.

"I weeeen." 😂😂😂

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OHHHH I AM SO

Yeah, but also, fashionable. I wanna wear an arm guard I made without "No, I'm not a 'white knight' and I'm explaining shit your grandkids that are full adults say, AGAIN, DELORES."
or

"I CAN HAVE A SWORD PURSE, LEGALLY, SHARON. YOUR 'LITCH KING TRAUMA' CAN BE FILED UNDER 'IDC' BY MONDAY."

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I just came here to announce that oh my god I'm full of pain and the CRYPTID URGE TO CRY UNTIL I SLEEPS

I MISSED MY CHANCE TO CALL YOU A COSMIC CUTIE AAAA

If uhm, I say you look like a black hole with a golden quasar (interstellar level if we count that EYELINER AAA), I hope you take it as a compliment, because that's how I mean it! 😰🫂

My cat before this one? His life was the enlightenment of Buddha, and I'm not kidding. He slept with his paws in my hands, talked a lot (no audio output control, he was deaf and took that as a personal challenge), liked sitting in my lap like a human child, and pens were just a long, lazy con. 😂

I feel this. I write or do art on my laptop? ENEMY IS BLACK LONG WIGGLE AND OTHER IS SHORT HARD ROUND (my drawing pen)! I write or do art on paper? Anything pen shaped or caught to be colluding with pens will die before dawn.

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Lmao, just block and move on? Can you not do that without saying something so...well. Dumb. Like just block and move on? Lmao people want to be mad so much these days. 😂😂😂

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Everyone is so mad about this and idk why they're mad, but it's hilarious to me! The rage is delicious. 😂

Idk but I wanna make this a vaporwave wallpaper.

is that good

I love when people assume or underestimate me. The clapbacks are JUICY! 👏🏼🤌🏽

This was delicious. 😂

Not Co Star quoting Rick Sanchez on the sly.

I loved this movie!!!!!

My husband got out of the hospital today, and to say the discharge was smooth, would be a lie.

I showed him this and we're still giggling about it. Thank you so much. 🫂🩵😂😂

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+THEN, two weeks later, she calls me and can y'all guess WHY? She bought a bar, it's so good, omg I was so right, it was worth it, blah blah blah. Yes, it absolutely is worth it.

I. Was. Right.

Fam. I heard of it, okay, that sounds cool, then I see it on dashmart, sure, why not, it arrives, holy shit, this is crazy good wtf.

So then, I tell my mom. I said it's expensive, but worth it. She said she wouldn't pay that much for a chocolate bar, and I kept saying it's worth it, ends in no. +

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To the shock of no one, my husband was discharged, and it was a shit ordeal with 101 unanswered questions. St. Fuckis is the worst. Pretty sure I'm gonna have a CHAT with them when I....get the fucking energy.

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Did you really just "UHM, ACTUALLY🤓☝🏼"? Jesus christ on a communion cracker.

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+ life with my husband. Thank you so much for your kindness and concern. Your heart is as soft as a baby bird, and that is a lovely, and wonderful thing. Don't ever let anyone take that from you; this world needs people like you. Thank you so much, my friend. 🫂🤟🏼🦋

+ My husband is in the hospital right now, but he'll be alright, and I can say truly, things are pretty good. The doctors are really optimistic about hubby's issues, and outside of that, things are pretty good. So, don't you worry. My past is gone, it can't hurt me anymore, and I have a great +

+ diagnosis on my file. I was a tank, just like grandpa said, and I'm so glad I'm not that person I used to be. So, it took me some time, and thanks to my husband, I was able to do something that I still have issues believing I actually achieved it. +

+ shortly after the diagnosis, thyroid issues are a trip, I tell you what, so, I had TIME. I was a hypersonic missile, DBT therapy was my main focus. My coach was a lovely woman, and now I have a therapist who is a true delight, and helped me overcome BPD. I no longer have that as an active +

+ I have the best husband ever, and things are so much better. It did take a while, and had a BPD diagnosis, but I can't believe I'm saying this, but getting a diagnosis, in black and white saying you're just as bad as the people who made you this way? Absolutely the fuck not. I was bedridden, +

Don't you worry about me! My grandfather used to call me "toughy" and "tank" and sometimes, "toughy the tank". He gave them to me when I was around 2, because he said I was tough, and when I put my focus on something, I become an unstoppable tank.

Parts still linger, but I'm in therapy, +

It's manipulation on a...cosmic level. Every time I've seen him talking, the manipulation is palpable.

He got into people's heads, saying everything people, even the ones who hate him, wanted to hear. That - that is how you become a cult leader.

+ He got people who hated him to vote for him because of his promises.

It's not about charisma, lmao, no. Intelligent, yeah, I agree with that, but not charisma. It's making your words sound like they're full of belief, conviction, and what people want to hear. Get into their heads.

Look at what he's said, and look at what is going on. All the sweet talk, saying all the things people in this country wanted to hear, even roping in the crazy Christians with God blurbs in his speeches. So many people who hate Trump, voted for him because of all his promises.

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