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Actor/Voice actor/Pro Makeup Artist/Set Assistant, Digital Artist, and more! Jack of all Trades, master of some. A cryptid of whimsy and tomfoolery. I do it for the lore, as the prophecy demands. Sanctioned Agent of Chaos.

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a man with long hair is sitting in front of a critical role sign ALT: a man with long hair is sitting in front of a critical role sign

Oohhh....oh my god I love this so much! So pretty!!!

07.11.2025 20:32 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Mine could take us up at LEAST LIKE. .0001 bit higher on the Kardeshev Scale at this point.

I'm just so fucking done. 🤣

07.11.2025 07:07 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Oh my God, I think I really am gonna like this Pope, too. Vatican, you're on a good roll. This is a triumph.👏🏼👏🏼🤌🏽

Seriously, the real talk they're NOT AT ALL ASHAMED (not that they should be), to be be firing shots exactly where they need to go.

Not bad, Holy Dads. ✊🏼🪶

07.11.2025 07:05 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Pope Leo calls for ‘deep reflection’ about treatment of detained migrants in U.S. “Many people who have lived for years and years and years, never causing problems, have been deeply affected by what is going on right now,” Chicago-born pope says.

"Pope Leo said Scripture emphasizes the question that will be posed at the end of the world:

'How did you receive the foreigner, did you receive him and welcome him, or not? I think there is a deep reflection that needs to be made about what is happening'..."

chicago.suntimes.com/pope-leo-xiv...

06.11.2025 05:02 — 👍 22984    🔁 6395    💬 624    📌 266
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a man says i love this so much while laughing ALT: a man says i love this so much while laughing
07.11.2025 06:52 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a man wearing a black t-shirt that says oh my is smiling . ALT: a man wearing a black t-shirt that says oh my is smiling .

The President is, yes. I'm pretty sure it's the only thing holding him together and well...the tie don't lie.

07.11.2025 06:48 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I prefer autocowrecked. 😂

07.11.2025 06:44 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 2    📌 0
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WELL, so, clouds were wildin out, but the sun's gasses issues will never be outdone, and uh, something glitched in the corner? So, really, hitting all the high notes of watching auroras on a cloudy night and minor glitching. 🤷🏽‍♀️✨️

07.11.2025 06:39 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

That's her name? Oh my God, it one vowel wrong from my name (Malia, pronounced 'muh-lee-uh'), and if it sounds like mine, there's two kitties who adopt her, and the name chaos will just be fun.

I hope someone adopts her! 🦋🤞🏽

05.11.2025 17:38 — 👍 0    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

It's good, sure, because it's like $500 bucks, but. This is a response, a way to draw people back in, disguised as help.

Like, that's something I clocked, because when has Trump done something to truly benefit others? So, there's a catch here, we just aren't sure of what it is yet.

05.11.2025 17:29 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a man with a beard is wearing a purple shirt Alt: Travis Willingham in a dark shirt smirking while shifting his eyes before stopping to look at someone off screen to the left and asking "What?!".

Just like this ridiculous flex that ain't a flex and everyone knows it, fcking weapons grade plutonium...but he knows he's losing people, and the headline of "Trump may sell Ozempic for $150 in TrumpRx Plan" is absolutely the biggest hook, line, and sinker I've ever seen.
Like 🫴🏽.

05.11.2025 17:25 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Very discouraging, but it's important to keep up with it. But 2025 has been the year of not great health, so trying to keep up is...an entirely different job. I saw the Trumprx (naming it after himself 🙄🙄😂) is gonna sell Ozempic for about $149 (something around there), and I really laughed.

05.11.2025 17:25 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0
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a man and a woman are sitting at a table in front of a laptop . ALT: a man and a woman are sitting at a table in front of a laptop .

AAAA YES AND YES!! Hooooly hecc, I literally couldn't remember the name if my life had depended on it.
But yes! Those are exactly it! When you said it looked like a flower I looked again, and that's when I saw what you meant, but the horn shapes reminded me of the red Spider Lillies!

Thank you!!!!

05.11.2025 17:05 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a man in a william mckinley athletics shirt is dancing ALT: a man in a william mckinley athletics shirt is dancing

HAHAHAHA MY PHONE STYLUS WORKS ON MY WACOM TABLET AND IT MAKES ME HAPPY FOR REASON IDEK. HEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHE

05.11.2025 16:59 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Ugghhh. I can't keep up with all this...brofuckery. Not for lack of trying but, i feel like I'm watching all this shit fly around to distorted Benny Hill music. Smh.

I appreciate you explaining it and giving a video! 🫂

03.11.2025 22:22 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Oooh!!! Yeah!! Like the uh...FRICK. They're an East Asian flower, Spider...something? I forget what they're called rn, but there's red and white ones, and I've seen them a lot in east Asian art.

But yeah, I totally see it! Nice catch!

03.11.2025 22:19 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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a man with a mustache is making a funny face and pointing at the camera . ALT: a man with a mustache is making a funny face and pointing at the camera .

Laughing because God posts this, and you can find the uh, Christian cult I was raised in on the US government site.

The fcking irony -

03.11.2025 05:58 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a man with a beard wearing a strong jaw ale t-shirt is eating something . ALT: a man with a beard wearing a strong jaw ale t-shirt is eating something .

WHY ARE WE GIVING ANYONE, ESPECIALLY FUCKIN SAM ALTMAN WEAPONS GRADE PLUTONIUM?!

WHAT THE FUCK

02.11.2025 19:31 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 2    📌 0
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a man wearing glasses and headphones has the words oh look at it below him ALT: a man wearing glasses and headphones has the words oh look at it below him
02.11.2025 06:39 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a man with a beard is sitting at a table with his arms crossed and clapping . ALT: a man with a beard is sitting at a table with his arms crossed and clapping .

...all yours, fam?

02.11.2025 06:27 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Nah. I exist for chaos and whimsy because wtf else was supposed to happen? But I just yap endlessly about nothing (a great talent, I do brag), or make a counterpoint so left field and by all rights, pure nonsense, and just keep them locked in until I somehow make it ✨️wisdom✨️.

02.11.2025 06:22 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I'm literally staying up to watch it happen. 😅

02.11.2025 06:16 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Nope. Not me. Immortal? No. Lmao nah. I'm SO fine not living forever on this planet. 🤣

02.11.2025 06:15 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

You know you know too much about the dumbest shit when Archive81's 3rd opener for the episode was absolutely right from Local 58.

"Pulic Access Channel 56" on a show based on found footage? Pffffftttttt....

02.11.2025 02:00 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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What he said: 💯 🎯

01.11.2025 18:55 — 👍 49409    🔁 13526    💬 1048    📌 580
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a cartoon character with a mask on his face stands in a room ALT: a cartoon character with a mask on his face stands in a room

Okay, GUYS, YOU HEARD HAN AND LUKE, WE GOTTA MOBILZE.

I DON'T MAKE UP THE RULES OF THE STARS WAR LET'S GOOOOOOOOO

01.11.2025 23:34 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a man wearing a sweater is making a funny face ALT: a man wearing a sweater is making a funny face

Podcast, soooo....now it's just him wheeze laughing for the WHOLE SHIFT.

His unintentional chaos has always been a marvel.

01.11.2025 23:29 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

My husband spilled the tea about how my brother makes literally everyone but my brother and one other guy DEEPLY UNSETTLED. Apparently, animatedly talking to oneself is creepy (he's always done it, it's just how he sorts things out), but Jasin made it worse by showing him the Dungeons and Daddies

01.11.2025 23:29 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Ladies: the day after Halloween, don't forget to buy all of the discounted blood capsules to keep in your mouth when men tell you to smile

@saramvalentine Ladies: the day after Halloween, don't forget to buy all of the discounted blood capsules to keep in your mouth when men tell you to smile

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