Paul Woodhouse

Damn that insightful yellow bastard!

How dare you? Brave behemoth Jack saves the day whilst bedding a woman wearing a thin white blouse over her taut body.

IT IS NOT FORMULAIC BOLLOCKS!

I’d have probably just gone with ‘why don’t you just fuck off’

I’d also say that I’m very emotional about what is going on I the US and how Trump is conducting himself because reasonable people will need to get angry to prevent this shit getting worse.

A true Smoggie legend

Let him know that when they go wrong I’m always happy to fix him properly, unless he’s getting implants.

I’m not touching those buggers with a barge pole!

Jesus, Bluesky really is the new twitter with all this anger.

Sorry x (uncle Elon is watching)

Better than Dirty Dancing, although Swazye rocked in Roadhouse!

I think it was eleventy hundred years ago, or possibly a three Wednesdays back. Both seem equally achievable

They’ve bent over and already taken a hammering. This is not the government that I wanted when I voted Labour!

Your question indicates that he’s actually got a clue as to the implications of the words that fall out of his mouth.

I view him as a toddler who is just learning to string sentences together but doesn’t actually comprehend them yet.

I’m at

Sleeping on the wrong pillow leads to neck pain and a numb left hand.

Or

Unable to roll off airbed mattress whilst camping.

Both from this weekend

As propaganda goes this is just juvenile

So he’s becoming more tolerant then?

Isn’t this the speech that comes before they realise that there’s a clamp missing from the kit list?

Words to live by

Just so good

Ok but not the garden shed right? We agreed that was out of bounds!

I have three of those books on my shelf, among about 200 on the Second World War but still.

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No mate just the bits that were decided to be ethnically Russian on a map Putin drew 10 minutes ago.

Like the Sudatenland in the 30’s.

No argument about the thickness, just don’t want pig shit to be denigrated by putting it in the same category as Trump.

But pig shit is apparently useful for roses, which Trump’s intelligence isn’t

A quote from the writer AR Moxon from 2017. He wrote: "Historians have a word for Germans who joined the Nazi party, not because they hated Jews, but out of a hope for restored patriotism, or a sense of economic anxiety, or a hope to preserve their religious values, or dislike of their opponents, or raw political opportunism, or convenience, or ignorance, or greed. That word is "Nazi." Nobody cares about their motives anymore. They joined what they joined. They lent their support and their moral approval. And, in so doing, they bound themselves to everything that came after. Who cares any more what particular knot they used in the binding?" A.R. Moxon

This.

Something is very wrong, great players dropping 5 regulation catches is sign of trouble at mill

So if Russell Brand finds Jesus it’s a beardy prick finding a beardy prick who was fathered by a beardy prick.

That’s basically beardy prick cubed, not a bad name for a metal band to be honest.

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Are you sure?

On a stick!

@eddiecrouch.bsky.social welcome to the polite side