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Jessica Noir

@jessicanoir.bsky.social

Cinephile, horror obsessive & crossdresser.

168 Followers  |  110 Following  |  94 Posts  |  Joined: 10.09.2023  |  2.3634

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Nicole is an incredible writer, her book It Gets Betterโ€ฆ Until it Doesnโ€™t is highly recommended.

07.10.2025 08:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What. The. Actual. Fuck? Imagine wanting shot of Nicole for that reason. Bellend.

06.10.2025 16:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Madelaine Petsch continues to amaze.

05.10.2025 07:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 18    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I donโ€™t know what Pom Klementieff is asking, but the answer is yes.

03.10.2025 15:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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There is no image more gothic than a stunningly dressed woman in period clothing on the stairs and Guillermo del Toro captures them beautifully.

02.10.2025 14:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The immaculate Hunter Schafer.

01.10.2025 20:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Sucks to be you, Michelle Mone! Is there a drag Queen called Michelle Moan? If not, Iโ€™m taking it.

01.10.2025 14:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

1. The Alien Franchise
2. Lesbian vampire films
3. The MacKenzie poltergeist

25.09.2025 12:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Genuinely thought The Guardian were using a cover from one of @kcbloomwrites.bsky.social โ€˜s novels with this.

25.09.2025 12:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿคฃ Caught with her hand in the cookie jar would be good if you have a character called Cookie.

24.09.2025 12:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

โ€œCaught off guardโ€, โ€œCaught in the middleโ€, and the baseball term โ€œCaught Stealingโ€ but there is a novel and film with that title which isnโ€™t ideal.

24.09.2025 11:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Alex Consani and her endless legs.

23.09.2025 16:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Trump and RFK Jnr.โ€˜s announcement about linking autism to paracetamol is bullshit of the highest order. So hereโ€™s the sultry Shailene Woodley to brighten the mood.

22.09.2025 19:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Wow!x

13.09.2025 13:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So glad to see her back in the spotlight. Sorry, I never saw your post.

03.09.2025 08:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Emilia Jones, call me!

03.09.2025 06:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The majestic Barbara Palvin lighting up the Venice Film Festival.

31.08.2025 05:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Have an awesome weekend! Any word on how Paul is doing?

21.08.2025 20:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Nicole Maines should get more attention

21.08.2025 03:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 14    ๐Ÿ” 6    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Adam Curtisโ€™ documentary series Shifty might not be his most urgent, but still a chilling look at how the UK got into its current mess. Also enjoying Dept. Q on Netflix.

19.08.2025 19:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The supernaturally beautiful Sadie Sink.

19.08.2025 15:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thankfully Alison Brie and Gillian Jacobs made mine real.

14.08.2025 19:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Fuck Tom Skinner for meeting Vance and being a far right stooge. And fuck Strictly for given him the oxygen of attention. Bosh.

14.08.2025 17:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Phoebe Dynevor should be in more stuff. Honestly, with surgical commentary like that Iโ€™m spoiling you.

14.08.2025 17:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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WEAPONS is an absolute blast. Beautifully told, confidently directed, and the subtext urgent and important. Julia Garner continues to prove sheโ€™s in a class of her own. Even her nipping into the offie becomes high cinema.

11.08.2025 05:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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05.08.2025 15:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

One of the true tragedies of our time is how Big Suze from Peep Show became a right-wing conspiracy theorist.

05.08.2025 10:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Evil goth mode activated.

02.08.2025 16:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The majestic Hunter Schafer.

02.08.2025 15:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Start with The Vast of Night on Amazon. Cracking film and she dazzles in her period costume.

29.07.2025 13:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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