Matt Carpenter vibes
02.03.2026 00:50 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Matt Carpenter vibes
02.03.2026 00:50 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0What color are your New Balances?
02.03.2026 00:44 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0US hockey is dead to me
25.02.2026 02:26 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Stammen on the hot seat after blowing the lineup?
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Oh believe me she doesn’t know
15.02.2026 07:50 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Mrs. Haiku: Let’s go already, we have reservations!
Me: it’s 6-4 and the Americans have the hammer!!!
If Nick Castellanos is a clubhouse cancer, surely he’ll be reigned in by the experience and leadership of managerial veteran Craig Stammen.
15.02.2026 00:02 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0HIS best option, not ours.
14.02.2026 18:55 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Did a rock write this?
13.02.2026 01:07 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Steven Segal
07.02.2026 03:11 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0That’s a shame. I hear Utah Valley has some real shooters.
06.02.2026 21:45 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Library bookstores.
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ER DOC: what’s the problem
LITTLE BO PEEP: i lost my sheep
ER DOC: take her to the i see ewe
in the absence of electricity, water, and internet, we became very interested in birds
02.02.2026 16:59 — 👍 401 🔁 116 💬 11 📌 2All clothes must be sorted into two distinct categories. Mentionable and Unmentionable.
02.02.2026 17:36 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The rodeo is in town this weekend. Last time there was this much horseshit at Petco Park Dylan Cease was pitching in the playoffs.
16.01.2026 19:55 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Min Kepler also got popped. That’s a smaller name.
09.01.2026 20:12 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0omg everything is so awful go get a library card and kiss a dog
08.01.2026 01:06 — 👍 339 🔁 85 💬 6 📌 6In the beginning of When Harry Met Sally, Sally’s trunk is tied to the roof of her car, but there is clearly room inside the car for the trunk. Why risk the trunk falling off the car and make the car less aerodynamic?
04.01.2026 22:38 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Hi I’m landslide.
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ME: do the trains in Thomas the Tank Engine fuck?
MALL SANTA: please get off of my lap
The darkest of eras.
23.12.2025 23:20 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0It’s spelled Leitner.
23.12.2025 23:05 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0A weekend of non competitive football is exactly what the NCAA deserves.
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INVENTOR OF THE LETTER Q:
yea but we're gonna make this one hella codependent
there's fuckass beauty all around us
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