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Evan J. Worthen

@mittromney.bsky.social

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1,301 Followers  |  73 Following  |  22 Posts  |  Joined: 12.07.2023
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lol the cardinals watched the conclave movie and said “nope not going through all of that”

08.05.2025 16:47 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

i could tell by the font 💀

08.05.2025 02:51 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

this is fucking deseret news isn’t it

07.05.2025 18:05 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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the whole internet is just unbelievably cooked

07.05.2025 12:35 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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joseph smith if you asked him to describe some characteristics of the jaredites

05.05.2025 00:17 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
02.05.2025 21:43 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

somehow the pope was able to give me, an atheist and catholic church disliker, major holy envy throughout his tenure. rip to a real one

22.04.2025 03:01 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

i’ve always said that hawaiian haystacks are a food of paradox… thoroughly mormon yet whose origins suggest the devious spurring of inebriation…

21.04.2025 01:15 — 👍 13    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0

steven peck’s next novel should be about a biologist who’s troubled with the lack of scientific basis for scripture but then discovers, through her research, that none of it has happened yet and that WE are the pre-adamites

21.04.2025 00:55 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

the plot twist is that he doesn’t even use it for coffee. it’s literally just for ramen

05.04.2025 21:12 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

i clocked a former floor mate at byu as an exmo simply from noticing a gooseneck kettle in the background of a photo

05.04.2025 21:12 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

as a moderate, i have enough common sense to agree that reeducation camps for conservatives are a necessity, but the bleeding heart side of me believes that they should function more as schools than prisons

31.03.2025 23:43 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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dc cherry blossoms!!

31.03.2025 21:41 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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i think this slideshow on the nytimes homepage was engineered in a lab to make me angry

29.03.2025 20:58 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Even as a little boy I knew I wanted to expedite the boarding process

14.03.2025 18:18 — 👍 1876    🔁 75    💬 11    📌 2
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this guy lol

15.03.2025 03:16 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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these guys sure think a lot about the church bringing back polygamy for a group whose most prominent member at one point got married and immediately did a “my wife left me” speedrun in 2 weeks

15.03.2025 02:28 — 👍 11    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

this would be great “deseret news pitch bot” material if that account existed… and if this article wasn’t real

14.03.2025 16:11 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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using mercy/justice and progressive/orthodox as your axes for your mormon political compass is CRAZY

14.03.2025 16:04 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 3    📌 0
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windyyyyyy cityyyyy!

10.03.2025 15:00 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

my first hot take on this platform is that mitt romney will be going to spirit prison after he departs this mortal coil. he will be released during the second coming IF he has satisfactorily repented for being rich. i don’t make the rules

06.03.2025 15:34 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

i am not mitt romney. please stop following me under the impression that this is mitt romney’s bluesky account. if you’re looking for the real mitt romney you can find him in mormon hell or kennebunkport or something idk

06.03.2025 15:34 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

hell yeah i’m so excited for them to prove the universal model correct

15.07.2023 01:07 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0