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Sam Lloyd

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My views do not reflect those of my employer. The views in a car’s front mirror DO reflect the traffic and road conditions behind it, though

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Please don't ask the penguins to dance. They're not in the mood today.

01.03.2026 23:05 — 👍 140    🔁 19    💬 8    📌 1

ESPNAssignmentDesk

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Hello, Dane! Please see your DMs for a message from us!


Dane Moore
@DaneMooreNBA
You do not have permission to use it — as I’ve told you numerous times in DMs. Shouldn’t have laid off all those reporters if you wanted locker room content.

ESPNAssignmentDesk @ESPNAssignDesk · 2h Hello, Dane! Please see your DMs for a message from us! Dane Moore @DaneMooreNBA You do not have permission to use it — as I’ve told you numerous times in DMs. Shouldn’t have laid off all those reporters if you wanted locker room content.

This is the correct energy against our media overlords

02.03.2026 04:59 — 👍 749    🔁 117    💬 2    📌 2
Today should be your 38th birthday..
When you lose your son you lose more than a child you lose a piece of your heart and your joy. Life is forever altered, and nothing can ever fill that space. Yet in my soul, he remains, my precious boy, forever loved. His laughter, his smile, and his love are woven into who I am. My love for him will never fade. Yor are my pride and my joy - you've made a change that cannot be broken..

Today should be your 38th birthday.. When you lose your son you lose more than a child you lose a piece of your heart and your joy. Life is forever altered, and nothing can ever fill that space. Yet in my soul, he remains, my precious boy, forever loved. His laughter, his smile, and his love are woven into who I am. My love for him will never fade. Yor are my pride and my joy - you've made a change that cannot be broken..

Alex's mom on his 38th birthday.

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We just not going to discuss the name Law Roach

02.03.2026 02:09 — 👍 12    🔁 1    💬 2    📌 0

It looks like Platner is the Maine guy, probably because people love his Bangors. Worried that the Dems are going to take a Bath.

02.03.2026 01:32 — 👍 74    🔁 2    💬 21    📌 0

Portland

02.03.2026 01:48 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

there was one about a group of donkeys walking to an observatory that was the least harrowing but I also did not understand the point of it

02.03.2026 00:52 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

these were absolutely harrowing and still must sees

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In the 90s, you could go to a sort of fancy restaurant in Manhattan, and one of these would be your waiter.

02.03.2026 00:44 — 👍 24    🔁 9    💬 7    📌 0
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​Is my baby’s skin color why his life doesn't seem to matter? My heart breaks into pieces watching him slip away. Time is running out, and I’m terrified of losing my world. He is all I have. I beg you, please save my precious son, don’t let him die. 😭
Donation link 👇🏻

tinyurl.com/5asxjxv9
🙏🏾

25.02.2026 19:10 — 👍 242    🔁 561    💬 1    📌 28

a close cousin of the Rejected Vanity Plate is the Accidentally Dirty Assigned Plate, like the car i saw today with “(three random numbers)BJHJ”

01.03.2026 22:18 — 👍 135    🔁 3    💬 13    📌 1
Joe Ingles with Mike Conley in a chokehold

Joe Ingles with Mike Conley in a chokehold

look at the fellas

01.03.2026 22:21 — 👍 57    🔁 2    💬 2    📌 2

Post a pic you took, no context, to bring some zen to the feed

27.02.2026 17:05 — 👍 27    🔁 9    💬 1    📌 4
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Debra it’s nice outside

01.03.2026 20:06 — 👍 1074    🔁 42    💬 12    📌 9

Please make a terrible ruckus about this, if you live in Oregon

01.03.2026 21:49 — 👍 350    🔁 270    💬 6    📌 5

energy colors, ranked:

1. amber
2. all others (tie)

01.03.2026 21:53 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Cat-Griz is the best rivalry game I have ever attended and it is not close

01.03.2026 21:19 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

yes

01.03.2026 21:18 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
community meme

community meme

01.03.2026 20:36 — 👍 20    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

brutal

01.03.2026 20:32 — 👍 19    🔁 3    💬 0    📌 0

could a dying empire do THIS

01.03.2026 19:06 — 👍 3281    🔁 604    💬 73    📌 17

the Knicks, already the definitive NBA champions of 2025, now look to become the definitive NBA champions of 2026

01.03.2026 20:33 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

four Cat-Griz games as a student? there is no better collegiate experience

01.03.2026 20:30 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

even as a pilot his track record isn’t great

- would have missed the exhaust port shot without Obi-wan telling him to use the Force

- would have died before firing it had Han not swooped in

- Battle of Hoth was a decisive defeat where he got shot down and got his gunner killed

that’s it I think?

01.03.2026 18:59 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

yes, in Revenge of the Sith

01.03.2026 18:57 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

they’re just preparing for the inevitable (cod is releasing another modern warfare game)

01.03.2026 18:54 — 👍 11    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

took an L to Sidious that ended the Jedi

01.03.2026 18:53 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

just based on the movies, Rey is the clear and obvious GOAT, I don’t think anyone even tires her out

01.03.2026 18:53 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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