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Sam Lloyd

@llamsoyd.bsky.social

my name is up here

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Schmidt and Cece. They were better than Nick and Jess and you know it

Schmidt and Cece. They were better than Nick and Jess and you know it

aloof wife / mayor husband

04.11.2025 03:45 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 2

you’ll need a way to be close to your best friend Derek Jeter

04.11.2025 03:36 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I mean they pretty easily still make the NLCS at the very least. The Giants scored eight runs in the wild card game and lost Bumgarner’s only start in the NLDS. And really it’s a toss-up whether they still beat the Yadi-less Cardinals without him, they probably don’t win Game 1 but Game 5 is a maybe

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Miguel Rojas homered with one out in the ninth inning to tie Game 7 of the World Series

04.11.2025 02:27 β€” πŸ‘ 32    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 1
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Six Dead in Listeria Outbreak Linked to Pasta Prepared pasta sold at grocery chains across the country, including Albertsons and Trader Joe’s, were recalled after 27 people in 18 states became ill, federal health officials said.

Six people became ill and died after eating prepared pasta meals that were contaminated with listeria and sold at major grocery chains across the U.S., federal health officials said.

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I would love to attend your event but I went to a party in 1996 that ends at ? and need to keep my schedule open in case it resurges

05.09.2025 22:33 β€” πŸ‘ 69    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

I’ve just come up with a great nickname for Victor Wembanyama: The Slim Reaper.

04.11.2025 02:00 β€” πŸ‘ 45    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0

Ocean’s Eleven guys worked too hard

03.11.2025 20:29 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

unsurprisingly, the dog-friendly b-side ”Gray Rain” also never caught on

03.11.2025 20:29 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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TV Ratings: World Series Game 7 Thriller Hits Eight-Year High for MLB Preliminary Nielsen ratings put the Fox telecast at more than 25 million viewers.

β€œbaseball is broken”
www.hollywoodreporter.com/tv/tv-news/w...

03.11.2025 20:26 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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When is a TD celebration too sexy? Plus, the NFL field goal record finally falls, Rodger's X's and O's corner, and a devastating lack of awareness by the NFL's leading franchise in devastating quarterback injuries.

Sunday, Rico Dowdle was penalized for giving 2 pumps.
However, in 2020, Aaron Rodgers gave a full 3 pumps WITHOUT drawing a flag.
If we get reviews of every sideline catch, the NFL MUST also produce clear, explicit guidelines of which celebrations are sexual enough to draw penalties.

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it's my secret weapon too

03.11.2025 14:43 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Urgent Appeal: Support Displaced Families in Gaza Every day, thousands of displaced families in Gaza face unimaginable hardships. Amid the rubble and ruin, hope survives through your compassion.Β Team Hussein, a grassroots volunteer initiative, is wor...

Please help families in Gaza to get food after two years of genocide amid an intentionally manufactured famine! Donate what you can and share the link. Everything helps! πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ

chuffed.org/project/1385...

03.11.2025 14:44 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 15    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I know

03.11.2025 03:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

SECOND ANNIVERSARY OF FOOTBALL POSSUM

LET HER PLAY

03.11.2025 02:50 β€” πŸ‘ 204    πŸ” 44    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 1

i blame disney films for making me believe birds would brush my hair

03.11.2025 02:17 β€” πŸ‘ 202    πŸ” 48    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 1

Scream 2

03.11.2025 00:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

never in doubt!

03.11.2025 00:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

VOIGHT-KAMPFF TEST PROCTOR: The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over, but it can’t, not without your help. But you’re not helping. Why is that?
HAKEEM JEFFRIES: i don't know man, why doesn't a snake do jumping jacks

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why doesn't he want to see a 75-yard FG. that sounds sick

02.11.2025 22:45 β€” πŸ‘ 129    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 0

will any kicker be bold enough to attempt to 69

02.11.2025 22:45 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

every cat has main character syndrome and every dog is super stoked to be player two

02.11.2025 06:38 β€” πŸ‘ 222    πŸ” 48    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 3

rams saints feels like a week 0 college football game

02.11.2025 22:16 β€” πŸ‘ 52    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 3
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​"THIS IS OUR MOMENT TO FIGHT BACK! We won’t let cancer win! Muhammad in Gaza a child of courage, urgently needs $16,000 to crush the tumor ravaging his head His life depends on our collective will. BE A LIFESAVER. Turn pain into power Donate your share NOW and secure his future
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02.11.2025 17:58 β€” πŸ‘ 54    πŸ” 83    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 13

I’ve watched this like 15x

02.11.2025 21:46 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

lol Joe Flacco lmao even

02.11.2025 21:26 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

it sucks that Don Mattingly is still ringless but if the Cubs breaking their curse in 2016 skewed us into the bad Back to the Future timeline, I don’t know if we could have handled the reality a Mattingly curse-breaking win would have sent us into. basically I’m saying the Dodgers saved the universe

02.11.2025 20:51 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

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