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Migraines and Magic Bears

@austinjbooks.bsky.social

Everyone's favorite magic-bear-writing weirdo (with strawberries!). Feminist. Queer AF. Big on human rights. Will absolutely fight gen-AI in the parking lot of an IHOP. Writer | Reader | Gamer | Dungeon Master | 175/200

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That's Mrs. James (ok not my legal name but semantics) to you.

I GOT MARRIED

18.12.2025 20:41 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

It's impressive that Big Tech was like: We aren't douchy enough. What if we made asshole intelligence and burned up some of the earth's power and water faster?

08.12.2025 16:25 β€” πŸ‘ 7584    πŸ” 1557    πŸ’¬ 174    πŸ“Œ 63
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Signs of Seduction: Sagittarius Signs of Seduction: Sagittarius - Kindle edition by Landen, Thea. Download it once and read it on your Kindle device, PC, phones or tablets. Use features like bookmarks, note taking and highlighting while reading Signs of Seduction: Sagittarius.

Pull up the cuck chair and watch someone get railed

(look, it's December and I'm tired, I'm trying, okay)

www.amazon.com/dp/B0FX372BFP

09.12.2025 15:27 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Gonna pull together some end of the year rec lists in the final week, cuz out of the 200+ books I've read, there are some real winners everyone should enjoy at least once. πŸ’™πŸ“š #booksky

09.12.2025 06:32 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If I bite someone today, one of y'all will testify that they totally deserved it, right? Also bring my rabies certificate with you I need someone to vouch for me that I did that by choice.

08.12.2025 16:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Spotify Wrapped: exactly what *I* expected

My fiance: "Since when do you listen to Sleep Token?!"

08.12.2025 14:39 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Macro photograph of an abalone shell

Macro photograph of an abalone shell

This one has real watercolor vibes
#873 taken 12:39 pm
#photography
#art
#macro
#shell

08.12.2025 14:23 β€” πŸ‘ 779    πŸ” 56    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 3
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The remains of Gresham castle photographed with a regular camera and how it looks with a LiDar drone camera.

07.12.2025 19:58 β€” πŸ‘ 4902    πŸ” 467    πŸ’¬ 82    πŸ“Œ 22

Happy birthday Walter!!!!

02.11.2025 21:08 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Me dressed as a Plague Doctor holding a copy of The Broken Heart

Me dressed as a Plague Doctor holding a copy of The Broken Heart

Are your humors unbalanced? Miasma getting you down? Try β€œThe Broken Heart”! Readers say β€œit’s better than leeches!”

02.11.2025 20:29 β€” πŸ‘ 52    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

This November I want everyone to remember:

-it is not realistic to write every single day. There will be days you don't have time/have other priorities and commitments.

-writing 1667 words in a sitting is A LOT.

-Writing 50,000 in a month is not a sustainable practice.

02.11.2025 18:41 β€” πŸ‘ 213    πŸ” 51    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 4
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I am not awake enough for this YouTube

02.11.2025 15:26 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Men are like β€œwomen won’t even look at a man if they aren’t 6’3 and built entirely of muscle” meanwhile every woman I know would date either of the Kratt Brothers.

01.11.2025 14:04 β€” πŸ‘ 160    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 2

One good trick for remembering the names of new people in your life is to not bother with meeting new people.

02.11.2025 13:19 β€” πŸ‘ 315    πŸ” 94    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 5

Why do people buy pizza with EBT?

Because cauliflower is five dollars a head and you can buy five pizzas with the same money.

It’s not that folks don’t want to be healthy. They can’t afford to be healthy.

02.11.2025 02:46 β€” πŸ‘ 18579    πŸ” 3852    πŸ’¬ 857    πŸ“Œ 299

Reminder:

Food banks need money more than food!

They have access to buying things cheaper than you do, and they know what the community needs better than we do!

01.11.2025 18:26 β€” πŸ‘ 957    πŸ” 320    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 12

If you want or need SNAP benefits, literally the only barrier should be...signing up.

"But what about fraud?" My sibling in red, white, and blue, THE PENTAGON HASN'T PASSED AN AUDIT IN YEARS AND MONEY IS FAKE. I don't care if too many people have food assistance.

01.11.2025 04:08 β€” πŸ‘ 6788    πŸ” 1932    πŸ’¬ 113    πŸ“Œ 89

Not asking for donations or tips, just asking for shares to get more exposure to my business. There is a donation portion on my page but personally I want to be able to provide you with a little thank you from me, via a product.

01.11.2025 09:42 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

if you’re online and you know it touch some grass
if you’re online and you know it touch some grass
if you’re online and you know it and your post makes people scroll it
If you’re online and you know it touch some grass

01.11.2025 16:02 β€” πŸ‘ 74    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0

INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE

SECOND INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE OVER ZOOM TO MEET MORE OF THE TEAM

UNFORTUNATELY, YOU HAVE NOT BEEN SUCCESSFUL ON THIS OCCASION, BUT WE HOPE YOU'LL APPLY FOR FUTURE POSITIONS WITH THE VAMPIRE

01.11.2025 06:34 β€” πŸ‘ 5499    πŸ” 1379    πŸ’¬ 54    πŸ“Œ 51

😍😍😍GORGEOUS!

01.11.2025 18:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Woot woot go you!!!

01.11.2025 18:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

hot girls have library cards

18.10.2025 00:17 β€” πŸ‘ 114    πŸ” 34    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

If β€˜get off my lawn’ was a person, it’d be me.

01.11.2025 00:53 β€” πŸ‘ 43    πŸ” 13    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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Happy HalloweenπŸŽƒ

#va11halla

31.10.2025 22:58 β€” πŸ‘ 532    πŸ” 219    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Let’s be sure we learn this lesson from history as global uranium demand and Labour’s nuclear plans threaten the lives of the people of the Orkney Islands Professor John Robertson OBA Thanks to Frances McKie for alerting us to this again, as she did in March 2025. In Investing.com, two days ago, the above graph and: When the U.S. government announced…

Let’s be sure we learn this lesson from history as global uranium demand and Labour’s nuclear plans threaten the lives of the people of the Orkney Islands talkingupscotlandtwo.com/2025/10/31/l...

31.10.2025 10:53 β€” πŸ‘ 620    πŸ” 194    πŸ’¬ 24    πŸ“Œ 6
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If you're in need of positive and rather wholesome news, there's a high school teacher named Bryan who took a ton of freely licensed celebrity headshots at the New York Film Festival last month for Wikipedia, and I truly can't believe how drastic the upgrade is for some articles (thread)

01.11.2025 13:18 β€” πŸ‘ 6773    πŸ” 1081    πŸ’¬ 39    πŸ“Œ 60

I'm groggy on allergy meds but I keep thinking about how many people I've known who grew up in poverty and enlisted in the military and like...

...I feel like this is partially a tactic to feed the military machine although I could be wrong idk idk

01.11.2025 16:42 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0