That's Mrs. James (ok not my legal name but semantics) to you.
I GOT MARRIED
@austinjbooks.bsky.social
Everyone's favorite magic-bear-writing weirdo (with strawberries!). Feminist. Queer AF. Big on human rights. Will absolutely fight gen-AI in the parking lot of an IHOP. Writer | Reader | Gamer | Dungeon Master | 175/200
That's Mrs. James (ok not my legal name but semantics) to you.
I GOT MARRIED
It's impressive that Big Tech was like: We aren't douchy enough. What if we made asshole intelligence and burned up some of the earth's power and water faster?
08.12.2025 16:25 β π 7584 π 1557 π¬ 174 π 63
Pull up the cuck chair and watch someone get railed
(look, it's December and I'm tired, I'm trying, okay)
www.amazon.com/dp/B0FX372BFP
Gonna pull together some end of the year rec lists in the final week, cuz out of the 200+ books I've read, there are some real winners everyone should enjoy at least once. ππ #booksky
09.12.2025 06:32 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0If I bite someone today, one of y'all will testify that they totally deserved it, right? Also bring my rabies certificate with you I need someone to vouch for me that I did that by choice.
08.12.2025 16:16 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Spotify Wrapped: exactly what *I* expected
My fiance: "Since when do you listen to Sleep Token?!"
Macro photograph of an abalone shell
This one has real watercolor vibes
#873 taken 12:39 pm
#photography
#art
#macro
#shell
The remains of Gresham castle photographed with a regular camera and how it looks with a LiDar drone camera.
07.12.2025 19:58 β π 4902 π 467 π¬ 82 π 22Happy birthday Walter!!!!
02.11.2025 21:08 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Me dressed as a Plague Doctor holding a copy of The Broken Heart
Are your humors unbalanced? Miasma getting you down? Try βThe Broken Heartβ! Readers say βitβs better than leeches!β
02.11.2025 20:29 β π 52 π 10 π¬ 0 π 1
This November I want everyone to remember:
-it is not realistic to write every single day. There will be days you don't have time/have other priorities and commitments.
-writing 1667 words in a sitting is A LOT.
-Writing 50,000 in a month is not a sustainable practice.
I am not awake enough for this YouTube
02.11.2025 15:26 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Men are like βwomen wonβt even look at a man if they arenβt 6β3 and built entirely of muscleβ meanwhile every woman I know would date either of the Kratt Brothers.
01.11.2025 14:04 β π 160 π 10 π¬ 6 π 2One good trick for remembering the names of new people in your life is to not bother with meeting new people.
02.11.2025 13:19 β π 315 π 94 π¬ 10 π 5
Why do people buy pizza with EBT?
Because cauliflower is five dollars a head and you can buy five pizzas with the same money.
Itβs not that folks donβt want to be healthy. They canβt afford to be healthy.
Reminder:
Food banks need money more than food!
They have access to buying things cheaper than you do, and they know what the community needs better than we do!
If you want or need SNAP benefits, literally the only barrier should be...signing up.
"But what about fraud?" My sibling in red, white, and blue, THE PENTAGON HASN'T PASSED AN AUDIT IN YEARS AND MONEY IS FAKE. I don't care if too many people have food assistance.
Not asking for donations or tips, just asking for shares to get more exposure to my business. There is a donation portion on my page but personally I want to be able to provide you with a little thank you from me, via a product.
01.11.2025 09:42 β π 11 π 6 π¬ 0 π 0
if youβre online and you know it touch some grass
if youβre online and you know it touch some grass
if youβre online and you know it and your post makes people scroll it
If youβre online and you know it touch some grass
INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE
SECOND INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE OVER ZOOM TO MEET MORE OF THE TEAM
UNFORTUNATELY, YOU HAVE NOT BEEN SUCCESSFUL ON THIS OCCASION, BUT WE HOPE YOU'LL APPLY FOR FUTURE POSITIONS WITH THE VAMPIRE
πππGORGEOUS!
01.11.2025 18:27 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Woot woot go you!!!
01.11.2025 18:27 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0hot girls have library cards
18.10.2025 00:17 β π 114 π 34 π¬ 1 π 1If βget off my lawnβ was a person, itβd be me.
01.11.2025 00:53 β π 43 π 13 π¬ 2 π 0
Happy Halloweenπ
#va11halla
Letβs be sure we learn this lesson from history as global uranium demand and Labourβs nuclear plans threaten the lives of the people of the Orkney Islands talkingupscotlandtwo.com/2025/10/31/l...
31.10.2025 10:53 β π 620 π 194 π¬ 24 π 6If you're in need of positive and rather wholesome news, there's a high school teacher named Bryan who took a ton of freely licensed celebrity headshots at the New York Film Festival last month for Wikipedia, and I truly can't believe how drastic the upgrade is for some articles (thread)
01.11.2025 13:18 β π 6773 π 1081 π¬ 39 π 60
I'm groggy on allergy meds but I keep thinking about how many people I've known who grew up in poverty and enlisted in the military and like...
...I feel like this is partially a tactic to feed the military machine although I could be wrong idk idk