*posting on twitter* oh ho, I’ve made a wry observation. Better make sure a bunch of pedophiles see it
10.01.2026 22:46 — 👍 8086 🔁 1398 💬 34 📌 11*posting on twitter* oh ho, I’ve made a wry observation. Better make sure a bunch of pedophiles see it
10.01.2026 22:46 — 👍 8086 🔁 1398 💬 34 📌 11Claro que Chelsea va a joderme el ultimo día del año.
01.01.2026 00:01 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The question of if a country could fuck itself harder than the UK did with Brexit has today been answered.
02.04.2025 21:03 — 👍 52181 🔁 10058 💬 791 📌 507El canal es de Panama!!
21.03.2025 00:59 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0remember stuff like this when they tell you that diversity means a lowering of standards
29.01.2025 16:32 — 👍 64346 🔁 15222 💬 963 📌 279In 6 yrs we will see movies about how being ICE agents made the ICE agents so sad.
30.01.2025 02:06 — 👍 13318 🔁 1230 💬 299 📌 76Imagine your whole family dies in a plane crash and on the news they're talking about how the president posted "NOT GOOD!!!!" about it
30.01.2025 12:47 — 👍 410 🔁 34 💬 2 📌 2Told my 4 year old I had to go to jail to visit some clients and she said she was going to tell all her friends her dad’s going to jail. So, yeah how’s your night going?
16.01.2025 02:22 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Le voy a poner el CD de BB en repeat a la heredera. Ella es boricua no tejana.
07.01.2025 12:26 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Está cabrón que el único shot que me he dado hoy es de café.
01.01.2025 04:59 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It’s 80° in December. Why am I saving for retirement?
15.12.2024 01:34 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Wow, gold, frankincense, AND myrrh. This is so great. My wife’s boyfriend’s baby is going to love it. Thank you so much.
08.12.2024 00:32 — 👍 6231 🔁 824 💬 57 📌 21Do I really have to work today?
02.12.2024 12:47 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
image of a two-story Godzilla shaped Christmas tree covered in white lights in a Japanese mall
remember the reason for the season
30.11.2024 00:01 — 👍 8999 🔁 2767 💬 93 📌 134Mine is just alcohol related.
27.11.2024 16:11 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Is it too early to start drinking?
27.11.2024 15:30 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
if you're working today* you're allowed to have two beers on the clock
*this is the exception for americans and the guaranteed by law minimum for europeans
Jake Paul looks like a guy who lives in Puerto Rico to dodge taxes while scamming people with crypto and fake lunchables
16.11.2024 05:34 — 👍 2523 🔁 255 💬 55 📌 18mike tyson is too old. he should have stepped aside months ago and let kamala take over
16.11.2024 05:38 — 👍 3504 🔁 405 💬 25 📌 12mental health break? you bet it did
14.11.2024 02:38 — 👍 33765 🔁 6172 💬 188 📌 121
alex jones is livestreaming with steve bannon on infowars as the onion takeover is in progress. jones is yelling "they're in the control room! they're in the control room!"
14.11.2024 15:09 — 👍 4143 🔁 776 💬 171 📌 234
I think the best part may be that you can’t tell if The Onion has taken over yet.
14.11.2024 14:58 — 👍 2359 🔁 584 💬 42 📌 30Just straight up cheese
14.11.2024 02:59 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Last day as a father of a two year old child 🥲
17.12.2023 01:29 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Happy Fathers Day everyone
18.06.2023 20:12 — 👍 449 🔁 59 💬 20 📌 6It’s 5am and it’s already 80°. Is this the hell everyone’s talking about?
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