Jarrett Bellini

Todd Snider is still an alright guy Let's just call it exhaustion

Todd Snider is still an alright guy
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Smell ya later, 2024.

Read: St. Nick is watching us shower.

Oh, I love a pot filler! I almost missed it because some lady was in the way.

I mean, has anyone considered that maybe these drones are just spraying a fine mist of Purell over New Jersey?

How's the view up there? Not much to see here in 10,000th place.

* bows *

I mean ... as classy as one gets with a poop joke. 🤷‍♂️

Quite regular, I'd imagine.

What is something Scott says before a long business trip.

"Should we?"
- HGTV Execs

"Dad, can you just ship her off somewhere far?"
"Best I can do is Greece."
"That works. Thanks, Dad. I love you."
"Gross."

Now just hold on. Let's hear them out.

"Smash that subscribe button!"

Pretty sure I saw that on PornHub.

I dunno, Dog. For me it's Hawk Tuah Coin or nothing.

The team handed out paper cards to hold up to create a tifo. It looked nice. But not knowing what to do next, many of them (with a combined brain cell total of 8) decided to throw the crumpled up cards onto the pit h. Hence why we can’t have nice things.

The stadium has cameras. Round up these idiot fans at halftime and drag them out to the street. Arrest them even. Send a message. This is why we can’t have nice things.

What are things you want to hear in bed.

"Micky, how's the hammy feel?"
"Well, its still a b..."
"Super duper!"

Thank you! VERY much appreciated!

I swear if we take just one shot from distance I'll dance naked on the bar at Waffle House.

"Crypto enthusiast" sounds like a kink.

You see a crisis. I see NBC's new hit sitcom.

"Que?"
- Mexico

deck.blue

Still somehow better than "Freebird!"

When it comes to travel, I can’t accurately recall a single penny I’ve ever spent on a good memory. But I can ABSOLUTELY tell you things I DIDN’T do because I wasn’t willing to drop some money.

How 'bout a gravy boat? 🤷‍♂️