Miss Appropriate

Uncanny how correctly that’s spelled.

At least men now get to experience mansplaining. Even it it’s botsplaining the resemblance is frightening

A shitty map created by ChatGPT5. it purports to be US States with an R in their name, but it's wrong and dumb and worthless just like LLMs.

My goto is to ask LLMs how many states have R in their name. They always fail. GPT 5 included Indiana, Illinois, and Texas in its list. It then asked me if I wanted an alphabetical highlighted map. Sure, why not.

The TasMemian Party

Happy to be your general

🫠🙃 why is it like this?

“Betters”

If any unanimous sentiment could be gleaned from the vote it’s that Tas collectively said, “Prove you can play with others” & both men replied, “I’d rather puncture the ball.”

How can we trust them to steward an entire state of complex interests when they’re so focussed on personal aggrandisement?

Neither potential Premier for Tasmania has laid out a pathway to office which demonstrates they can GOVERN, only that they can ‘win’ on a technicality. That’s what’s so offensive. The result of #politas suggests you should humble yourself before your electorate in both word & deed, but neither has.

An ultrasound machine

Yikes. $5000-$150000 give or take.

IV fluid infusion pump

We’ve all seen one of these. They start at $1500. Why do they look like this?

Nanoknife machine

This guy? $250k. It doesn’t even look easy to keep sterile.

Can anyone tell me why medical equipment costs insane amounts of money, yet the majority of it looks like it was pulled out of a defunct university student computer lab a decade ago? Why make it look dated both physically and softwarically? The colours? The beiges? The soft corners? The interfaces?

So when are we founding the “can we just get on and do some shit capably?” Party?

The road toll would plummet I reckon

Would be SO GREAT and I KNOW I would spend more time tourisming here rather than staying south.

If we can’t establish from Hobart we set bright up as a hub with park and ride.

Tourism idea:
Establish north-south passenger trains in Tasmania as part of the program to establish launnie as the home of AFL. Folks down south can arrange an amazing trip to the north via rail.

Boom. There you go.

Still 👏 cheaper 👏 than 👏 building 👏 down 👏 here 👏

I don’t know if this counts but I went to the cinema when I was 10 or 11 and halfway through the film, a homeless guy who had been living in the roof fell through the ceiling, FORTUNATELY over the balcony area where we were sitting, not the full two storeys.

I will never forget my friend’s scream.

Fun theory going round that trump has tertiary syphilis and… yeah. I can see that. He’s got them tertiary stage symptoms. Honestly it’s not going to be a shock that someone like that would have and sti.

Friday's cartoon in The Mercury Newspaper: At least he's thorough.

Death toll nears 60,000 in Gaza as Israel kills at least 92 in one day Israeli forces killed at least 92 Palestinians in Gaza on Monday despite ‘pauses’ in fighting to deliver aid.

Israeli forces killed at least 92 Palestinians in Gaza on Monday despite ‘pauses’ in fighting to deliver aid.

Buffalo Business: Pioneering buffalo farming in Queensland ABC Rural News provides authoritative coverage of the business and politics of Australian farming, livestock, forestry, agriculture and primary production

Beaut Landline yarn for some background. (~14 min)
www.abc.net.au/news/rural/p...

Are with the sauce of the buffalo? (🤷🏻‍♀️)

Excuse me. I just learned, and this had never occurred to me before, but buffalo mozzarella is made from BUFFALO MILK.

It’s in the name. It’s right there.

Damn lol hulk hogan died like 4 days ago and I’m only hearing about it now

When you strip away humanity

And we’d be remiss not to mention the #Epstein fiasco is still dogging Trump’s day.

Here’s Jimmy Fallon spreading some joy—and awareness—through song 🎼

Protest in Tel Aviv against the Genocide