Really feeling the feminine urge to bedazzle something these days
04.03.2026 21:51 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Really feeling the feminine urge to bedazzle something these days
04.03.2026 21:51 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0No! I'm doing it for free! 😭
04.03.2026 19:46 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Why can't my job just be to be a likeable and fun lil guy whom everyone loves, I'm so good at it. My true talent and calling in life
04.03.2026 19:44 — 👍 16 🔁 1 💬 4 📌 0If I had a nickel for every time a bad photographer with sexual harassment allegations begged me to shoot with him I'd have 2 nickels which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice
04.03.2026 00:58 — 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Yes
04.03.2026 00:31 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It's making me feel like I'm on drugs and not even in the good way
03.03.2026 19:39 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0Noooo it's slightly bad LOL I'll text you
03.03.2026 18:51 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Having romantic feelings again is such a bad deal like what do you MEAN I wake up every day thinking about how his smile lights up a room....like are you kidding me
03.03.2026 18:02 — 👍 19 🔁 0 💬 4 📌 0Okay you are absolutely correct and this is the only guy still allowed to cosplay Leon 😂
03.03.2026 02:06 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0None of you men are hot enough to cosplay Leon like stop showing me your chopped ass bfs I can't take it anymore
03.03.2026 01:42 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 6 📌 0Do not the plane
03.03.2026 00:57 — 👍 14 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I feel your pain bro, I got banned for fully censored artistic nudes
03.03.2026 00:47 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I can actually edit them myself, it's just uncool/rude in most cases to do that. It's just more considerate to ask them to do it because then I'm not involving myself in the part of the art that isn't mine
02.03.2026 20:15 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Anyone wanna toss me a cool $10k for a lower face lift? 🥲
02.03.2026 19:22 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0This just happened again lmfao being an aging model sucks so bad
02.03.2026 19:21 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0You know I smoke way too much weed bc I'm drinking this and I'm like "oh it actually tastes kinda good"
02.03.2026 18:09 — 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I accidentally dropped a chunk of already smoked weed resin into my coffee and I'm just drinking it anyway, that's where we're at right now
02.03.2026 18:06 — 👍 18 🔁 0 💬 5 📌 0Holy shit Stella, this is absolutely crazy and I'm so sorry
02.03.2026 16:34 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Thanks for fighting the good fight bud 🙏
02.03.2026 00:29 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Nancy by Ernie Bushmiller. First panel, Nancy talking to a logger sawing a tree and pointing to a carved piece of trunk. Nancy: Can I have that piece? My boy friend carved it. Logger: Sure. Second panel, Nancy is watching the log burn in the fire place. Nancy: I'm mad at him.
Every once in awhile I think about this Nancy comic and it makes me laugh every single time. Absolute perfection.
01.03.2026 21:40 — 👍 10059 🔁 2161 💬 38 📌 35
Heartbreak felt across the entertainment industry as the world remembers Max Landis is still alive
(Source: tinyurl.com/mpbfamke)
A funny side effect of whenever Max Landis is in the news and I start screaming about him being a rapist again is all of his (very few) fans coming out of the woodwork to say I'm doing defamation. Gorl, facts are not defamation. Libel/slander does not apply to things that actually happened
01.03.2026 21:57 — 👍 19 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Damn I'm getting retrograded so hard right now
01.03.2026 20:05 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Someone asked me to make this on twitter so obvs bsky gets it too
01.03.2026 19:57 — 👍 30 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 0Lmfao thank you! This is just my normal posting cadence I just stopped holding myself back. The smaller/more personal audience on bsky is really perfect for that 😅
01.03.2026 19:56 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It should be finally showing up in a couple days and then I may finally be free of the iron grip of heterosexuality lmfao
01.03.2026 19:18 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I wish I didn't have to think about war and shit and only had to think about the various ways I could get my crush in bed sigh
01.03.2026 18:41 — 👍 18 🔁 0 💬 6 📌 0I dated a marine when I was like 20 and not only did he try to punch me IN THE FACE during an argument a few months in but all his friends openly boasted about beating their wives. Just a collection of all the worst people on earth
01.03.2026 15:51 — 👍 26 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Right? Can't even give a rapist a nice suggestion these days!
28.02.2026 21:12 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0We got to 2700+ likes before it got nuked and now I'm locked out for 12 hours. Worth it though 👌
28.02.2026 21:05 — 👍 19 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0