Manzi Rae

Yes that counts ahaha

If there's a sword shwing sound effect, a dog barking or a crow cawing as part of the beat in your rap song I am 100% guaranteed to like it

There's a bunch of different versions with more or less functionality, unfortunately the expensive ones are more versatile because they have more dies available

Someone get me this so I can stop hitting things with hammers and making the Most Noise Possible

Women only want one thing and it's fucking disgusting: the Craftool Rivet Press from Tandy Leather

Really feeling the feminine urge to bedazzle something these days

No! I'm doing it for free! 😭

Why can't my job just be to be a likeable and fun lil guy whom everyone loves, I'm so good at it. My true talent and calling in life

If I had a nickel for every time a bad photographer with sexual harassment allegations begged me to shoot with him I'd have 2 nickels which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice

Yes

It's making me feel like I'm on drugs and not even in the good way

Noooo it's slightly bad LOL I'll text you

Having romantic feelings again is such a bad deal like what do you MEAN I wake up every day thinking about how his smile lights up a room....like are you kidding me

Okay you are absolutely correct and this is the only guy still allowed to cosplay Leon 😂

None of you men are hot enough to cosplay Leon like stop showing me your chopped ass bfs I can't take it anymore

Do not the plane

I feel your pain bro, I got banned for fully censored artistic nudes

I can actually edit them myself, it's just uncool/rude in most cases to do that. It's just more considerate to ask them to do it because then I'm not involving myself in the part of the art that isn't mine

Anyone wanna toss me a cool $10k for a lower face lift? 🥲

This just happened again lmfao being an aging model sucks so bad

You know I smoke way too much weed bc I'm drinking this and I'm like "oh it actually tastes kinda good"

I accidentally dropped a chunk of already smoked weed resin into my coffee and I'm just drinking it anyway, that's where we're at right now

Holy shit Stella, this is absolutely crazy and I'm so sorry

Thanks for fighting the good fight bud 🙏

Nancy by Ernie Bushmiller. First panel, Nancy talking to a logger sawing a tree and pointing to a carved piece of trunk. Nancy: Can I have that piece? My boy friend carved it. Logger: Sure. Second panel, Nancy is watching the log burn in the fire place. Nancy: I'm mad at him.

Every once in awhile I think about this Nancy comic and it makes me laugh every single time. Absolute perfection.

Heartbreak felt across the entertainment industry as the world remembers Max Landis is still alive

(Source: tinyurl.com/mpbfamke)

A funny side effect of whenever Max Landis is in the news and I start screaming about him being a rapist again is all of his (very few) fans coming out of the woodwork to say I'm doing defamation. Gorl, facts are not defamation. Libel/slander does not apply to things that actually happened

Damn I'm getting retrograded so hard right now

Someone asked me to make this on twitter so obvs bsky gets it too

Lmfao thank you! This is just my normal posting cadence I just stopped holding myself back. The smaller/more personal audience on bsky is really perfect for that 😅