Manzi Rae

I dated a marine when I was like 20 and not only did he try to punch me IN THE FACE during an argument a few months in but all his friends openly boasted about beating their wives. Just a collection of all the worst people on earth

Right? Can't even give a rapist a nice suggestion these days!

We got to 2700+ likes before it got nuked and now I'm locked out for 12 hours. Worth it though 👌

LMFAOOOOO

What can I say....the people agree!!!!!

This is now officially the most "viral" post I've ever made in all my years over on twitter and that's so funny dude

Texting my therapist to tell her there's no way she can be ready for the amount of shit I have to tell her this week

Tail pillow 🥹

Not to be dramatic or anything but if I don't do some recreational drugs soon I may perish

My gay ex uncle just died. He divorced my aunt like 50 years ago but they stayed friends and him and his bf of ~40 years always came to family events. I need things to stop happening right now bro

Can everything just stop for a second I'm getting tired of feeling emotions

Oh my god lmfaooo I don't know if I ever knew this

I don't think I have ever stated the exact way I was involved in all this because I fear legal retaliation from someone who has way more money than me but I was very involved, especially with the articles. Take that as you will

In b4 "how do you know this Manzi?" Well bitch I was unfortunately fucking there

The people on twitter have been hearing me scream about this for years but never forget that Max Landis is QUITE LITERALLY A SERIAL RAPIST. HE HAS SEXUALLY ASSAULTED AN ALARMING NUMBER OF WOMEN, WAY more than ever contributed to the number of articles exposing him for it

POV you put your face directly into his round back

Yes a big inhale is the very next step

LMAO YESSS it's just as good as I imagined ahaha 🥹

In revisiting a lot of my fav albums that made me feel things and damn Tame Impala Currents is probably one of the best albums ever made. It's just fucking perfect. Immaculate piece of art as a whole

God I want to put my face directly into his round back so bad

Some of the best vaporwave songs are ten years old now and I am getting emotional about this realization lol

I feel like I've said this before but we really fucked up like as a society by letting nightcore and vaporwave die out as music subgenres

Update just got semi-un-rejected lmfao

LMFAO

Lmfao thank you bb and I kind of agree. Either that or I have officially Lost the Sauce™️

I don't even know what this is supposed to mean other than I would hope to get rejected less lmfao

Just a thought but I think it's high time everyone on earth wanted to have sex with me way more than they already do like, as a courtesy, to me

Kevin Nguyen @knguyen ... Tried to add "12 Years a Slave" to Google Calendar and it created a 12-year-long event called "a Slave" • a Slave Tue, February 25, 8pm - Wed, February 25, 2026, 8pm Delete Edit event » 5:27 PM • Feb 23, 2014

It’s finally over

I make this joke all the time but I was built to go pick berries in the forest to bring back to the village, you know? Then I'd feed the chickens and kiss them all on the head individually