Karen (Not A Karen)

As we debate the future of Mittens’ tumor, he is getting spoiled rotten. As he should.

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We are very dignified.

A true story from my personal Facebook page, in case you needed a little boost in your faith in humanity today. (My partner’s name is blacked out to protect the innocent.)

Still life with Mittens.

I will never understand why or how he sits like this.
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Mittens and Cheezit are both momma’s boys, and get jealous of each other and which of them is getting my attention. But sometimes they are best buddies and love each other, too.

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Balls.

Not really, but really…

Oh to be a soft, small kittyboy… safe and loved and warm in front of a fire… and totally oblivious to anything outside their secure little home.
I envy my cats.

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Enjoy the last day before tomorrow. Then four years…

Cheezit has an uncontrollable rage because I have told him I have to go to work so I can pay for our home and his wet food.
He has no time for any of my bullshit.
If Cheez was a fiction character, he would probably be Dennis Reynolds.
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a cartoon robin hood is standing in the woods with his arms outstretched . ALT: a cartoon robin hood is standing in the woods with his arms outstretched .

I mean, sure, soulmates exist but going by the internet, roughly half the women online would immediately run off with this fox if he asked them to…

The world is set to become a very scary place soon.
So here is a picture of my cat looking very serious while sitting in a basket. If it makes anyone’s day just a little better, then my (and his) work for the day is done.

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I enrolled in mortuary school at 39. Graduated at 41. I now have the most successful and fulfilling career of my life.

You know.. if your dad showed up for family dinner and spewed half the nonsense we heard yesterday, you and your siblings would be discussing having him put in a home.

This cat is a ridiculous mess. But he is my mess, and I love him.

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Oh to have the unconditional love and trust of a little orange cat that knows he is safe and adored…

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This doesn’t concern you, human.

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Sometimes a girl just needs a possum tattoo for Christmas.

My arm chair cushion will never be the same again.
But they are so cute, it’s ok.

Me too, Mittens. Me, too.

Why do Trump supporters get angry when we say: "We hope everything you voted for happens to you."

Guys, my cat broke again. What do?

The world is just too much, and it is very, very hard to be a small orange cat.

Ok… I have been eating and drinking my feelings since election night and now I can’t comfortably button my jeans.
Time to get my shit together.

This is my first official post here on Bluesky. It seems appropriate that it be a photo of my cat. As grim as the world gets, we still have warm and fuzzy kitties. And each other.