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Absolutely.

Wembley investigating claims people were smuggled into Oasis gig without tickets According to reports, up to 200 people paid £350 each to be smuggled into the stadium through a disabled entrance.

Disabled people get screwed over at every turn: Few disabled tickets, inaccessible websites, and scammers pretending to be disabled or using the disabled entrance.🤬

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Don't worry. All those white South Africans they're fast tracking for citizenship will take them after they've taken all the farms.

What's your name? Miss Anthrope? 😂

Congratulations, sir! Appearing on South Park is an honor, indeed. Not only have you "finally made it", you had the best line of dialogue in the show.

Good luck with your love of furniture and your continuing EPSTEIN Cover-Up,

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I'm guessing they'll be 867-5309.

With MAGA fascism on the rise, it’s easy to fall into pessimism.
But don’t. Gen. Nathaneal Greene wrote in 1779: “The loss of morals and the want of public spirit leaves us almost like a rope of sand.” Two years later, the Continental Army won the Battle of Yorktown and a new nation was born.

Tim Apple has a thing for button mushrooms then?

I know Tim Cook is just trying to protect his company but saying the president is a “well endowed and quite generous lover” seems a bit too far

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Condolences to David Ortiz and his family. His father, Americo “Leo” Ortiz passed away earlier today.

The Onion serves up its Skeets ice cold.

imagine if the democratic leadership had like 5% of the backbone of the good pierogi vendors

Ghislaine Maxwell has been barred from participating in service dog training while in prison because of her crimes.

I feel like if prison officials don't trust you around dogs, you shouldn't be eligible for a pardon under any circumstances.

You're welcome. I hope you are having a great day.

Happy Anniversary! 🎉

So, now we have unequivocal proof that Team TACO is working with and helping Cuomo in the NYC mayoral race.

ANY Democrat who sticks with Cuomo is collaborating with that asshole, and will be treated as such.

I am LOOKING AT YOU Cory Booker.

What’s cool is that now when you yell “losers” at a bunch of masked ICE goons, there’s a chance one of them is Dean Cain

Stephen Colbert is going SCORCHED EARTH right now. To RFK Jr: “Fuck you, you roid-addled nepo carnie! Fuck you, you roadkill-munching Luddite human slim jim!”

We are in a deeply dangerous, illiberal place in America when the federal government will deploy law enforcement to force state legislators to act on legislation that's contrary to their conscience and an attempt to undermine free elections.

Pritzker: Neither Texas nor the FBI at the federal level has the authority to arrest these Texas Democrats

They’re welcome to visit to take in the great views and enjoy the incredible restaurants we have. But they won’t be taking anyone home with them, or out of the state.

I dunno bbc could it?? The vaccine that just recently saved tens of millions of lives?! This is why I despair, people saw this with their own eyes, everyone knows someone who died of it and somehow it’s treated like not a settled fact that mRNA vaccines helped stop it and return life to normal

Could they have found more phallic umbrellas?

If he was hunting that cape buffalo then it wasn't "an unprovoked attack."

The next part of the plan to steal the midterms and/or the 2028 election - an attempt to do a mid-decade census to take seats and electoral votes away from blue states. I knew this was coming.

If it's true that Robert Mueller has been in a Memory Care Facility for years then:

A)Why was he selected to lead the Trump-Russia investigation, and

B)Why is the GOP trying to subpoena him now?

Have you seen those ICE Agents lately?

Henceforth, Dean Cain is Mediocreman™️.

What's next? Kevin Sorbo joining the FBI and Scott Baio joining ATF?

You can bet Kevin Sorbo, Scott Baio, Jon Voight, John Schneider, and James Woods are all chewing out their agents for not getting them Dean Cain's ICE gig.