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Jan Dogmart

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Let me read your brainwaves.

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It's kind of perfect tbh

18.01.2025 04:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
If all the matter in the universe except the nematodes were swept away, our world would still by dimly recognizable, and if as disembodied spirits, we could then investigate it, we find its mountains, hills, vale’s,rivers, lakes, and oceans represented by a thin film of nematodes. The location of towns would be decipherable, since for every massing of human beings there would be corresponding massing of certain nematodes. Trees would still stand in ghostly rows representing our streets and highways. The location of the various plants and animals would still be decipherable , and, had we sufficient knowledge, in many cases even their species could be determined by an examination of their erstwhile nematodes parasites.

If all the matter in the universe except the nematodes were swept away, our world would still by dimly recognizable, and if as disembodied spirits, we could then investigate it, we find its mountains, hills, vale’s,rivers, lakes, and oceans represented by a thin film of nematodes. The location of towns would be decipherable, since for every massing of human beings there would be corresponding massing of certain nematodes. Trees would still stand in ghostly rows representing our streets and highways. The location of the various plants and animals would still be decipherable , and, had we sufficient knowledge, in many cases even their species could be determined by an examination of their erstwhile nematodes parasites.

I find this passage in my zoology textbook about nematodes hauntingly beautiful

23.12.2024 17:21 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Google result. Photo of Meryl Streep next to the words β€œGranny (Whoopi Goldberg)”

Google result. Photo of Meryl Streep next to the words β€œGranny (Whoopi Goldberg)”

Marilyn Street is granny (Whoopi Goldberg)

19.12.2024 00:28 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

This is and has always been my favorite idea of yours

19.12.2024 02:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

A machine that doses Iced Cream to you in bed and has electrons tied to your chest so you know exactly when you wake up. It has a conveyor belt to deliver iced cream exactly when you return to On Consciousness

14.12.2024 04:29 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

well, they couldn't say Timon (top) and Pumbaa (bottom)

19.12.2024 02:28 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Vision

22.10.2024 03:47 β€” πŸ‘ 295    πŸ” 85    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The Pricemaster (2001)

14.08.2023 18:04 β€” πŸ‘ 51    πŸ” 17    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 4

If it helps with your anxiety at all, four fifths of all animals are nematodes.

09.12.2024 04:51 β€” πŸ‘ 7706    πŸ” 399    πŸ’¬ 504    πŸ“Œ 76
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some people at lunch today were talking about how they successfully milked a mouse

04.12.2024 19:13 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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No surprises here … #SpudgeWrapped

04.12.2024 15:09 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It looks like there's an imposter Waldo.

03.12.2024 20:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

10 Favorite Animated Features (No Order)

Iron Giant
Prince of Egypt
Spirited Away
Treasure Planet
Fantastic Planet
Belladonna of Sadness
It's Such a Beautiful Day
Soul
Tokyo Godfathers
When the Wind Blows

03.12.2024 07:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

I’m staring at myself in the mirror and screaming that I’m in control

27.11.2024 03:50 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 2
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If you look like this please dm me immediately

26.11.2024 20:52 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm gonna go to CVS and ask them who their supplier is

24.11.2024 03:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Moo deng is safe she's even smaller than a mosquito

24.11.2024 03:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Look how small the hippo is

24.11.2024 03:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

@redfieldcooper.bsky.social there is a war brewing against the mosquitoes

24.11.2024 03:13 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I was literally just saying this

24.11.2024 03:11 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Just the way I like it

23.11.2024 23:09 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They sell them apart but in theory they could be combined in a place such as this.

23.11.2024 23:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Worth it :)

23.11.2024 22:47 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I will do it for SOUP

23.11.2024 22:02 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It's windy af but I want to try the combination Pizza/Pho place. A treacherous journey!

23.11.2024 22:00 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
A watercolor illustration of an eye surrounded by a lot of thorny vines

A watercolor illustration of an eye surrounded by a lot of thorny vines

piercing gaze ✺

20.11.2024 14:58 β€” πŸ‘ 162    πŸ” 32    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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The King of Movies 🍿 πŸ‘‘

08.02.2024 18:49 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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23.11.2024 18:29 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I'd take a little bite. Maybe about 30-40 mosquitoes worth of burger

23.11.2024 14:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0