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It's kind of perfect tbh

If all the matter in the universe except the nematodes were swept away, our world would still by dimly recognizable, and if as disembodied spirits, we could then investigate it, we find its mountains, hills, vale’s,rivers, lakes, and oceans represented by a thin film of nematodes. The location of towns would be decipherable, since for every massing of human beings there would be corresponding massing of certain nematodes. Trees would still stand in ghostly rows representing our streets and highways. The location of the various plants and animals would still be decipherable , and, had we sufficient knowledge, in many cases even their species could be determined by an examination of their erstwhile nematodes parasites.

I find this passage in my zoology textbook about nematodes hauntingly beautiful

Google result. Photo of Meryl Streep next to the words “Granny (Whoopi Goldberg)”

Marilyn Street is granny (Whoopi Goldberg)

This is and has always been my favorite idea of yours

A machine that doses Iced Cream to you in bed and has electrons tied to your chest so you know exactly when you wake up. It has a conveyor belt to deliver iced cream exactly when you return to On Consciousness

well, they couldn't say Timon (top) and Pumbaa (bottom)

Vision

The Pricemaster (2001)

If it helps with your anxiety at all, four fifths of all animals are nematodes.

some people at lunch today were talking about how they successfully milked a mouse

No surprises here … #SpudgeWrapped

It looks like there's an imposter Waldo.

10 Favorite Animated Features (No Order)

Iron Giant
Prince of Egypt
Spirited Away
Treasure Planet
Fantastic Planet
Belladonna of Sadness
It's Such a Beautiful Day
Soul
Tokyo Godfathers
When the Wind Blows

I’m staring at myself in the mirror and screaming that I’m in control

If you look like this please dm me immediately

I'm gonna go to CVS and ask them who their supplier is

Moo deng is safe she's even smaller than a mosquito

Look how small the hippo is

@redfieldcooper.bsky.social there is a war brewing against the mosquitoes

I was literally just saying this

Just the way I like it

They sell them apart but in theory they could be combined in a place such as this.

Worth it :)

I will do it for SOUP

It's windy af but I want to try the combination Pizza/Pho place. A treacherous journey!

A watercolor illustration of an eye surrounded by a lot of thorny vines

piercing gaze ✺

The King of Movies 🍿 👑

I'd take a little bite. Maybe about 30-40 mosquitoes worth of burger