this dumb ass bitch thinks every catapult is a trebuchet 😭😭😭 stupid ho

blastmyass.com

TIL it is possible to grow a second butthole

you won't be much fun, being blind deaf and dumb, but I've no one to play with today

@wordman44.bsky.social

Weaponized autism™

@kemnjca.bsky.social

10/10 praying. for mustang dick

Creative director / artist Ben Ditto is building up a “Library of Forbidden Knowledge”. Really fascinating project. I love this. Have a look: t.me/ditto_nation...

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They will kill you for being a sleepy lil guy too many days in a row

dude this party is such an echo chamber. it's just friends hanging out and chilling and having a good time. you need to invite some people over who want to kill you with hammers

Forever getting confused by the difference between Ducks Unlimited and Duck Dynasty

Something about driving an f350 with a butt plug really tickles me

*Discuss*

in the interest of fairness every zoo should have one enclosure full of guys

I no u r butt wutt am I?

Some of the smartest people you've ever met will go online and post something like, "smooth pnut butta for my sangwich crunchy style for da balls"

(soliciting a prostitute for sexual acts ) can you hit me with my car

If Mozart and Ayesha Erotica were collaborators it would be breathtaking

Deactivated Instagram, Threads, and, after nearly 20 years, FB. After I’m confident of my backups they’ll be deleted. I’ll be weening myself off Messenger and WhatsApp next. Zuck’s lost the plot and my business. I can choose to not be a cog in an unjust, unethical, and immoral machine. Facts matter.

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keep on pooing in the pee world

Hmm

The number of room keys I collect is sadistic

when anyone asks my name i get very confused for like 5 seconds

Is there such a thing as toxic positivity?