The boats the regime is claiming are going from Venezuela to the US would need to refuel over 20 times to get to Miami.
They are lying to us.
@obliterous.bsky.social
The boats the regime is claiming are going from Venezuela to the US would need to refuel over 20 times to get to Miami.
They are lying to us.
I'd pick the one that can hug back. ;)
28.11.2025 22:24 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0When the Wampanoag first fed the Pilgrims
they didn't realize
they'd just invented Socialism
for undocumented refugee immigrants.
Happy Thanksgiving.
Cybertruck stuck nearly vertically on a utility pole's support wire
nose down ass up
that's the way we cyberstuck
Comic. Panels up to the 10-year point are grayed out. New panels since the Ten Years comic, which chronicles the first ten years of PERSON 1's journey with cancer: (1) [two people in bed] PERSON 1 (woman): One more chapter? PERSON 2 (man): Donβt we both have to get up early? PERSON 1: Nnnnnggggh PERSON 2: Sure, good point. (2) [many people wearing masks, walking while looking at graphs on their phones] (3) [birds landing on people] PERSON 2 in beanie and scarf: Hah! They like *my* seeds best. PERSON 1 in scarf holding phone with a bird sitting on it: Wait, how do I take a picture of this one? (4) [two people rowing boats with tree landscape] (5) [Person 1 carries overflowing stack of things to Person 2 in bed] PERSON 1: I brought you honey lemon tea, more pillows, a cinnamon roll, Tylenol, another blanket, aβ PERSON 2: It was just Appendicitis, Iβm reallyβ PERSON 1: *It is my turn to take care of you and I am going to do it right!* (6) [Two people in car] (7) [still in car) PERSON 1: Oh my god. PERSON 2: Oh my god. (8) [car driving] PERSON 1: Pull over! PERSON 2: I am! (9) [both people get out of car] (10) [Large colored panel of aurora borealis over water with both people looking on] (11) [Person 1 sits against tree while Person 2 lies on the ground] PERSON 1: Fifteen years. No sign of the cancer. (12) I *am* having some weird symptoms. Joint pain. Fatigue. I think Iβm losing my close-up vision. PERSON 2: Yeah. Me too. (13) PERSON 2: I think weβre getting old. (14) PERSON 1: I guess thatβs okay. PERSON 2: Itβs all I wanted.
Fifteen Years
xkcd.com/3172/
Absolutely EPIC.
24.11.2025 06:07 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Possibly the most pro move ever.
20.11.2025 08:39 β π 7 π 0 π¬ 0 π 03 frame comic. at a soccer game, a boy arrives near a group of 3 and says : hey frank! I was told your "girlfriend" is transgender? Frank replies : Yeah, got a problem with that? The two others say : My cousin is trans too, so watch your mouth. another boy says : I'm also trans, you know... the first boy replies : what? no. What?! my dad is transitioning, but no one will tell me anything because apparently, I'm too young to understand. mind if we talk?
Trans Awareness week. Mind if we talk?
16.11.2025 21:37 β π 434 π 106 π¬ 2 π 0sitting at home sick, appreciating things I find on the internet while my soup heats up.
17.11.2025 20:52 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0(wait fuck "mono no aware" is kinda the trans experience, innit?)
17.11.2025 20:45 β π 4 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Looks like a fun time waiting to be had.
16.11.2025 22:53 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I had to type the source code in from a magazine.
13.11.2025 08:27 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0But does it play music?
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First bit of interactivity! Spent the weekend refactoring most of the code from the last two weeks, significantly improving the responsiveness of the keypad hander and simplifying the drivers. Now itβs all integrated with the embedded-graphics crate for consistent color typing.
10.11.2025 13:30 β π 44 π 7 π¬ 1 π 0Larry Tesler, inventor of the cut, copy, and paste commands, dies at 74
15.09.2025 06:35 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Much like "crab", industrial music is constantly re-evolving from first principles basically anywhere where there's a bunch of metal and plastic laying about
01.09.2025 00:14 β π 11173 π 3484 π¬ 237 π 348I need these tools
31.08.2025 19:34 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0yep. its wet here.
16.08.2025 01:47 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0What system are you using to render these? I'm trying to learn how to do shaders, but I am not at the point of understanding that I can run someone else's.
10.08.2025 19:20 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0The Earth has a pulse.
10.07.2025 07:24 β π 848 π 189 π¬ 47 π 26A person sitting in front of a wall of books. The caption reads, "reading can seriously damage your ignorance."
30.06.2025 21:46 β π 21863 π 5299 π¬ 294 π 228share this post if you like cats [pic of cute cat] or you have lost your faith in humanity
03.06.2025 14:02 β π 208 π 98 π¬ 14 π 10You need M.U.L.E. on that list. Danni was a wonderful person.
04.06.2025 08:38 β π 7 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0No matter how badly putin bullshits that Ukraine is the villain, their actions never match!
04.06.2025 02:50 β π 5 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0illustration of a sad cat on a laptop "I clicked accept cookie...but I still no cookie...."
still no cookie π
15.05.2025 04:48 β π 2488 π 559 π¬ 22 π 7True.
22.03.2025 03:25 β π 11 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0Figured Iβd hop on here today for the 15th anniversary of the Affordable Care Act.
With everything going on right now, itβs easy to feel like regular folks canβt make a difference β but the ACA is a reminder that change is possible when we fight for progress.
Glad to see you here, sir; and even though it got used a lot as a sarcastic meme, I have to say it: Thanks.
24.03.2025 08:00 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0