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Why does everyone who plays for the Phillies look like they haven’t bathed in a month? Is that part of their strategy?

i think anyone saying he practiced politics the right way or that we should continue his work should first have to read out loud his last days worth of posts to someone they love who doesnt know who he is

they fired the guy in charge of the 2004 Bush campaign for saying what everyone is thinking

He was just, like, a guy. Not a politician. Not a statesman of any kind. Just some really mean guy. Flags at half mast. Yankee moment of silence. Whatever the shit this is.

I feel like I'm taking crazy pills.

Here are some things that Charlie Kirk said in his life.

The man is dead, and so it only seems fair to share his legacy by cataloguing the values he spread while alive.

"Sorry, all my competent investigators were busy dragging Hispanic grandmothers out of their cars."

The problem with allowing guns everywhere is that no one is safe anywhere.

I love Chicago

Malort

Getting ejected for spitting on another player 6 seconds into the game is a WILD choice to start your NFL season man

Post from Donald Trump on Truth Social: A really deadly weekend in Chicago. 6 dead, 27 hurt in crime sprees all over the city. Panic stricken Governor Pritzker says that crime is under control, when in fact it is just the opposite. He is an incompetent governor who should call me for help. Mayor Johnson is no better. Make Chicago great again!

According to federal data, 13 of the top 20 cities in homicide rates have Republican governors. None of those cities are Chicago.

8 of the top 10 states in homicide rates are led by Republicans. None of those states are Illinois.

And yet Trump is sending troops here.

An ICE detention center in Indiana sponsored by Indy Car…as a native Hoosier who fled at 18, my bar for my homeland is low but Jesus Fucking Christ

I wish a very happy “fuck you” to everyone who thought throwing trans people under the bus was going to stop these lunatics

Their goal has *always* been the eradication of the entire LGBTQ+ community, and they’re not gonna stop at Obergefell either

This is why we fight for *everyone*

Wall Street Journal headline and deck: "New York Shooting Puts Mamdani on the Spot Over Policing Views: The killing of four people in a Midtown office building rattled a city where mass attacks are rare and violent crime has declined."

It's really weird to demand accountability from a NYC mayoral candidate for a deadly NYC shooting rather than the current NYC mayor, an ex-cop who campaigned on a "tough on crime" platform and promptly got indicted for crimes

Trump’s presidency in one image:

A 90,000-square-foot golden ballroom built for himself—while millions lose healthcare, billionaires get tax cuts, and housing and living costs skyrocket.

Chicago in a nutshell. “Let’s do this park project that no one wants and that will be hugely disruptive for years and then let’s also shut half of our train lines down and eliminate 80% of our buses which everyone uses and needs”. I love this city but goddamn sometimes…

Death, taxes, Lucy Bronze losing her mark at the back post in a major tournament

“Does Lucy Bronze know she’s a defender?” I ask for the 127th time since 2015

Friday night Tequila tweet: Fuck all pedophiles. So fuck Jeffrey Epstein, fuck Ghislaine Maxwell, fuck Donald Trump, & fuck EVERY adult who participated in Epstein’s sex trafficking ring and who raped & sexually abused under age girls.

And never forget the 1,000 plus victims.

Positioning this as a good thing is hilarious. Clown commissioner for a clown league.

If my taxes don’t pave my roads or fix my bridges or keep my schools open 5 days a week or pay local teachers a living wage or help keep my hospital open or help my neighbor’s kid eat lunch or fund public television or my healthcare…

Why the f’ck should I pay taxes?

Pretty annoyed with Emma Hayes and USSF for doing the "bro just trust me" on this one

The degree of willful illiteracy that engulfs our entire cultural and political landscape truly defies the imagination.

You are boring me Jason. I don’t care if lazy people are on Medicaid. I don’t. It’s not a crime. It’s none of my business. It isn’t happening. And also lazy people run this country so if we are going to eradicate laziness start at the top and then micromanage yourself.

26 of the 31 states that were won by Trump last year have homicide rates higher than New York City's. Mississippi's rate is about 4 times NYC's rate. Alabama's rate is about 3 times NYC's rate. But you don't hear the Trump regime talking about crime in the GOP-run states of Mississippi and Alabama.

#booksky

64 percent.