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Aerial satellite photo labelled in bright yellow letters: 1. Plastic Church 2. Pagan Ham Sandwiches

Transmission #5741 from █████ ███████ ██ (Q CLEARANCE)

1. Plastic Church
2. Pagan Ham Sandwiches

"NORAD 35mm presentation slides," slide 22 of 41 [gallery]

If you have tenure at Texas A&M and aren't maliciously emailing the president a dozen times every day to ask if you can say this or you can say that, then what's the point in having tenure?

these are not even the files lol

4 photos. One is of a mostly eaten pecan pie, the other three are of a very large fluffy white dog who is absolutely delighted with her choices

Today is the 9th anniversary of the day Maggie stole an entire pecan pie and got drunk from all the sugar. Happy Purloined Pecan Pie Day from our family to yours!

A black and white photograph of Karen Silkwood sitting on a chair in front of a curtain casually posing for the camera. She has long, dark hair and is wearing a striped top.

A black and white photograph of Karen Silkwood posing with her three young children (left to right): Kristi, Dawn, and Michael.

Today in 1974, Karen Silkwood’s white Honda Civic was apparently forced off a quiet highway in western Oklahoma where it crashed into a culvert, killing her instantly. Silkwood, 28, was employed as a technician at Kerr-McGee Nuclear Corporation’s plutonium fuel rod fabrication plant in Cimarron.

Distractions volume 69

A man holding up a weathered, gold-edged picture frame. Inside the frame, there is an image of a silhouetted treeline beneath a vibrant red and green aurora in the night sky.

My feed right now

things are gonna get really stupid. or not. who knows.

just like the diplomat except real and terrifying

You gotta listen to Gordon Lightfoot's daughter, Meredith Moon, play Cumberland Gap

a new genre of photo in the last year is federal agents working for ICE pointing guns directly at photographers

The centrists in the Senate Democratic caucus saw that the country was rallying to the party in the 2025 elections and resolved that they would do anything they could to kill that momentum.

average ICE officer handling their gun in public

Otters with hats again, for no reason other than otters in hats!

AP Race Call: Texas voters approve constitutional amendment requiring US citizenship to vote Texas voters approved a constitutional amendment on Tuesday that states people must be citizens of the United States to vote in Texas.

Reminding us daily why Texas is 41st in education.

U.S. citizenship is already required to register to vote in Texas.

TERMINATE THE FILIBUSTER!

bro have you tried calling senators instead of yelling on Truth Social

I love that the Boston cop slide never got fixed and now people just willingly go down it in tribute. It’s basically a national landmark at this point

This is Lukas. It's his first time swimming. He's kinda nervous, but we think he's doing a great job. 13/10 (TT: lukassss707)

Arguing with a toaster

An official color photograph of an unarmed Minuteman III Intercontinental Ballistic Missile launching during an operational test at 1:35 AM Pacific Standard Time on Wednesday Nov. 5, 2025, from Vandenberg Space Force Base, California. The long exposure shows the missile leaving a bright arc as it blasts out of its silo and rises into the partly cloudy sky. (U.S. Space Force photo by Tech. Sgt. Draeke Layman)

A color screenshot from an official video (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0uEaxsRSRk) showing an airman aboard a Mercury E-6B aircraft using the Airborne Launch Control System to launch an unarmed Minuteman III ICBM from Vandenberg Air Force Base on April 18, 2023. The airman's left hand is turning the launch key on the launch control panel while his right hand turns a separate switch. An "ALCS" patch is visible on the left arm of his flight suit.

At 1: 35 AM PDT Wed., the US conducted a flight test (Glory Trip 254) of an unarmed Minuteman III ICBM from Vandenberg Space Force Base, CA. The missile (from Warren AFB, WY) was launched by a crew on a Navy E-6B using the Airborne Launch Control System. www.vandenberg.spaceforce.mil/News/Article...

Aerial satellite photo labelled in bright yellow letters: 1. Blessed Furbies 2. Grotto of Incense

SIGINT #73231 from RASR-2 (USAP)

1. Blessed Furbies
2. Grotto of Incense

Once upon a time, American soldiers handed out food to Germans because *they* had followed a fascist madman into national ruin.

How times change.

if you're ever Photoshopping your own face into the smoke of the Twin Towers, Adobe should have a pop-up that says "are you sure that whatever it is you're doing is a good idea"

dawg not the steakhouse wedding font

"I could smell the onions and mustard"

mamdani is going to break 50% and centrist pundits are going to convolute themselves in new ways to say he doesn’t have a mandate

lol