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"Pokémon Go to the polls" was iconic and I'm tired of pretending otherwise

The release of Pokémon Go was the last time the world was at peace

The other monkeys heard his name was Punch and took that personally

There's no Chunks where we're going!

FIRST OFFICIAL TEASER! AAA

#NowWatching Primate (2025)

With my current suite of Starfield mods that increase difficulty; I'm wondering how viable it'd be to just try to take my ship out into unsettled space and survive for as long as possible in a single system before needing to return to a Spaceport.

Finding food would be the first obstacle..

I'm so excited for A24's upcoming Backrooms movie!

There's a niche in the market for a tribute act called Sabrina The Carpenter who builds furniture whilst performing Manchild

I bet Sabrina Carpenter can't even make a fucking chair

🎊🎉 PRONOUNS FOR EVERYONE 🎉🎊

I have a mod called XenoMaster that allows me to capture aliens as pets and it's changed the way I play so much - I have mods that make combat pretty difficult so I'm definitely looking for the most dangerous aliens I can find to have as a pet

I really love how unusual some of Starfields aliens can be

Big Gender is conspiring against me so I don't become hot

I wonder why we aren't rioting

#NowWatching 28 Years Later: The Bone Temple (2026)

There's still time!

I have a theory that aside from the escapism that comes from the genre; stories of apocalypses are so compelling to us because humanity has literally lived through multiple societal collapses, perhaps it's something in our genetic memory.

I second that stance on the last part

It'd probably be easier for me to get euthanasied than get into a gender clinic at this point.

There's people that don't know Rasputin was a real person????

I'll be sure to check it out 👀

I thought you'd changed your pfp to Jeffrey Dean Morgan from The Walking Dead but I didn't bother to check, it was my head-canon

It could really be what the world needs right now - they could make a big televised thing like Eurovision or the Olympics

Maybe even a Big Brother style show of all the men in the weeks before the big event. Lots of possibilities here.

Picturing Lt Ellen Ripley from the cult classic movies; Alien (1979), Aliens (1986), Alien 3 (1992) and Alien Resurrection (1979) - telling me to "lock the fuck in" as I do chores today.

I've built the basic layout of my base on Starfield so far but I'd like an immersive crafting and storage area so I'm going to work on that next 😊

crazy novel product design, fresh from silicon valley -
a reflective blob that vibrates at random intervals; also it's listens to everything you says and explodes if you say something bad about "Them". (also it's somehow powered by ChatGPT)

Retail price starts at 1,000,000 USD and a pint of blood.

opera singers have mad aura fr fr

I miss my grandpa

The hip joint is both a body part and what Marty McFly might've called his favourite club.