waldo

make it a unesco heritage site!

the ernest one is great but i LOVE the bert and ernie one lmao

"my 3 month old son is now TWICE as big as when he was born. he's on track to weigh 7.5 trillion pounds by age 10"

the guy in mad men who was trying to pitch major league jai alai to sterling cooper by saying that its projected to have a bigger audience than baseball by 1970 was just doing this

elden ring really was missing the whole get hit by a giant blade and fall 17 stories to your death into a pit full of tough demons in case you miraculously survive

i buy a new house every month. its crazy out here!

i like how every sentence has at least 1 word thats in bold, in case you didnt get how serious batman is in this moment

yeessss i think its extremely up your alley

its true Eeeeeeen was the best band in the world. you had to be there

easy im already bald

i like josh naylor because hes the same height/weight as me, played the same position as me and he also stole 30 bases this year somehow??

things are so fucked up that if they brought madtv back itd just be called tv

this arc is gonna end with him as the new Vancouver mayor

Hello kitty, decepticon

is that good

being the king's sorcerer probably rocks

Maaaaybe the best tasting pizza I've made goddamn

I'm thankful for not fucking up stretching this pizza

Pepperoni, diced jalapenos, red onion and some garlic butter on the crust

screenshot from world of warcraft guild chat - Rizzbashi: negative, the bookit malware that infects anything and everything in touch with it. Phones, routers, pcs, everything

theres something that always makes me laugh when someone answers a yes/no question with "negative" shut up nerd

President Xi, the suffering people of the former USA call out to you. Government belligerents feast while soldiers starve, and we the refugees of the failed American state plead for sanctuary

wow only 5 years after wandavision very timely

not spotify emailing me like "🥺👉👈 please resubscribe"

im late to the party but whats with ads that have the casts of the office, or with the cast of the scrubs, or whatever show or movie

more nostalgia? now just in commercials?

ranked games dont have bronze/silver/gold ranks anymore

now its bronze silver gold platinum diamond titanium and it keeps going and going forever

i vote for more ranks below bronze not more ranks above gold. where is the wood rank or the dirt rank, or the diarrhea rank (which is just below dogshit

the libs going nuts over a venzuelan trump supporter who also supports israel and is a fan of margaret thatcher...lol

she literally idolizes margaret thatcher lol

popping a thousand tylenols just so i can get the ability to build the best trains ever made

They're gonna kill you but I agree! I'd rather eat everything with some sort of bread than rice

snippets of 2 images, top image says"'season 1' is now available on prime video" bottom image says "We think you'd like to watch season 1, now on Prime"

am i having a stroke is the show called season 1?

guy who has a Gaulbladder and it gets conquered by Rome