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@heisenboner.bsky.social

ZEPPELI FUCKER 5000 @cenobytes sus account. 20y/o. Shoo if ur underage. All posts will be marked w an adult content warning ๐Ÿฉท SO BADLY INTO HASTE RN

62 Followers  |  50 Following  |  247 Posts  |  Joined: 09.11.2024  |  1.942

Latest posts by heisenboner.bsky.social on Bluesky

They don't tell u how hard even the easiest job is when ur autistic. And that shit AND school? Dude im gonna blow my shit smooth off <=(that is a joke i would not but still damn)

12.10.2025 05:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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A transmasc individual can be trusted w a strap on. Trust.
#haste #hastebrokenworlds #rizahaste #ganhaste #hastensfw

11.10.2025 05:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Well it works real well considering i can still see videos of giant asscheeks on here. U did it guys! U protected the kids!!!!

30.09.2025 14:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What the fuck is a kws and why does it want my id

30.09.2025 14:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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Rivvyp | Patreon NSFW art ft gay people

Yo if yall like fantasy smut u should check out my boyfriend's #patreon ! I'm helping him out w some pieces so ur technically supporting both of us teehee #nsfw #fantasynsfw #gaynsfw
www.patreon.com/cw/Rivvyp?fb...

25.09.2025 00:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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@kaejess.bsky.social thank you so so much for this commission of Belladonna! Shes absolutely adorable and i appreciate it so much ๐Ÿฉท
Check their work out and commission them if u can!
#splatoon #splatooncommission #commission

05.09.2025 03:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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Huge shout out to @riassy.bsky.social for drawing my girls Freestyle and Butterfly! They look super good, and I highly recommend yall commission them if u can :)
#nsfw #nsfwart #splatoonnsfw #slutoon

21.08.2025 15:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4

OK GOD BLESS YALL I think I'm gonna delete that post w the c word bc i did not know bsky had been swarmed w bยฐts. But if u rlly are interested in Art For Moneyโ„ข feel free to dm

04.08.2025 22:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Absolutely! Im ceno.bytes on there :)

04.08.2025 15:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

All of yall who responded to my commission post plz be patient w me, i will message u when i can i promise :)

04.08.2025 15:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Am fighting for my life not to ask all of yall to draw Gan from Haste lmao

04.08.2025 15:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Its going pretty good!!! Its just cashiering so its not too bad :)

And looking at ur art i think i have some characters u would love, that is if ur willing to draw splatoon characters lol (also might only have money for one rn ๐Ÿ˜ญ)

04.08.2025 15:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

SO MANY PEOPLE HAVE RESPONDED TO THIS MY WALLET IS IN SHAMBLESโ€ผ๏ธ/j

04.08.2025 15:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Doesn't have to be! I don't mind either way :))

04.08.2025 13:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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[Day 3]: Caught in the act

โ˜๏ธengagement is greatly appreciatedโ˜๏ธ
#clawzart #nsfw #jjba #jonawagon
#jonawagonweek2025

23.07.2025 13:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 53    ๐Ÿ” 25    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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[Day 2]: Touch-starved

๐Ÿฉทengagement is greatly appreciated๐Ÿฉท
#clawzart #nsfw #jjba #jonawagon
#jonawagonweek2025

22.07.2025 14:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 46    ๐Ÿ” 23    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Jonathan- โ€œYouโ€™re seriously wearing that to the concert?!โ€

Speedwagon- โ€œIโ€™ll have my jacket on.โ€

Jonathan- โ€œYouโ€™re seriously wearing that to the concert?!โ€ Speedwagon- โ€œIโ€™ll have my jacket on.โ€

[Day 1]: Rockstar AU + Lingerie

โ›“๏ธengagement is greatly appreciatedโ›“๏ธ
#clawzart #nsfw #jjba #jonawagon
#jonawagonweek2025

21.07.2025 14:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 60    ๐Ÿ” 25    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It is so funny to have one of the devs for Haste in my discord DM's and then right smack dab above her is the chat me and my Haste buddies send porn of the characters we draw from the game she worked on. What a life.

05.07.2025 05:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Me and the Hastersโ„ข have decided that Something lesbian-adjacent(?) is going on between Riza and Gan
#hastensfw #hastebrokenworlds #haste #ganhaste #rizahaste

04.07.2025 06:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We are so backโ€ผ๏ธ

02.07.2025 02:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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NEW OFFICIAL MEOW MEOW ART!!!!

30.06.2025 13:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 24    ๐Ÿ” 7    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Redrew this but better and hotter this time. Even tho i really liked Gan's expression in the first one,,,
#hastensfw #haste #hastebrokenworlds #ganhaste #thecaptainhaste (do i need to use tags again? O well.)

02.07.2025 02:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Tried to describe tarkus as a "big scary bitch" and it autocorrected to "big scary butch" take that as you will jojo fans

27.06.2025 04:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Met ppl that r silly about haste characters w me so ive been scribbling all kinds of fun things 4 those weirdos ๐Ÿฉท
#haste #hastebrokenworlds #hastensfw

22.06.2025 05:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

STRAP OBTAINED WE'RE SO BACK

20.06.2025 22:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Its so over guys. I am in it so bad for them. God bless.
#haste #hastebrokenworlds #ganhaste #hastensfw

12.06.2025 22:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I can't believe they're autistic, can't cook, AND have a fat ass. Let me in your FUCKING PANTS PLEASE

11.06.2025 18:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Landfall posted GANS ASS FOR ME. The tags said "u know who we posted this for" or something im losing my mind.

11.06.2025 18:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I dont think i ever reposted this but WHOOF

11.06.2025 02:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Something something frye onaga's short shorts

10.06.2025 15:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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