Ed Burmila

The far right reaching deep into a bag labeled "Creative New Ideas" and blaming everything on...the perfidious Jews

I love when he tries the "Make sacrifices for the good of the Fatherland!" routine to his base of the whiniest, most entitled human beings who have ever lived, people who had a complete emotional breakdown when they couldn't go to Fuddruckers for a couple weeks in 2020.

What a feat by the guy in blue, also the guy in red is going to become an alcoholic until he offs himself in a Motel 6 five years from now.

Anyway this one's easier to interpret quickly

Imagine a race between how fast oil companies can raise the price of gasoline and how fast the price of crude oil can rise, that's the crack spread!

Related, do not under any circumstances search "Crack Spread" on Bluesky

If you want armageddon in a chart that's a little more indie, a little more "Oh you probably haven't heard of it," take a look at what the Crack Spread has done in the last ten days.

Is this where Eli Sunday was murdered

I doubt they have the foresight to have discussed it already, but we can safely bet our life savings that by the end of the week they'll be talking about it.

This presidency was always going to get to Price Controls and attempting to run the entire economy from inside the White House with the dumbest people alive. Honestly I thought tariffs would be what got us there, and that was wrong. But it was only a matter of time.

Do you remember how stupid he was in the 80s, when he was at his peak? OK wait til you see what time and cable tv and tertiary syphillis have done.

Well I *had* done a good job of forgetting it, dick

Boy people sure are touchy here about their century-long blood feud!

And then complain that people were shopping in-store less! Yeah maybe nobody wants to stand there for 10 minutes waiting for the sole employee to unlock the fucking deodorant!

I had a real "Oh, I get it now" moment about why people stay in crap marriages into old age when I was living alone in central Illinois, tore the labrum in my shoulder, and had to try to wrap my own torso and shoulder tightly in an Ace bandage every morning.

It's great how every retail chain that overexpanded or got undercut by online retail decided to blame store closures on "shoplifting" with no evidence at all, and the media and most of the country just ran with it.

As this was happening you were told shoplifting and home invasions were grave threats you needed to abandon any pretense of sympathy to address.

God I hate this idea. People are not one more image of a dead baby away from radicalisation. We don't lack will, we lack any real means to act on our will because the left has ceased to be a political project and become a few thousand people trying to Post their way out of Posting.

This is way, WAY wrong

(The pizza was rectangular come on)

Fun fact, I can do a *flawless* karaoke version of this, lmk if that helps the campaign somehow.

Close to perfection. And yet.

I just found out someone else’s team rejected “Stealy Dan”

Does everyone in our club just hate things that are good??

I drive an old German diesel car and the spread between diesel and regular unleaded doubled in like the past four days.

In summer 2023 diesel briefly hit $6.30 here and it cost me over $90 to fill up a goddamn Jetta. We should be back there in a week or two!

The day I learned tartar sauce is nothing but mayonnaise with pickles chopped up in it…

They've now killed four people -- three U.S. citizens and a Mexican national. They've shot several more.

They've lied about all of them. They haven't shaded the truth. They haven't "misled" us. They've brazenly, knowingly lied while in possession of the evidence disproving their lies.

Idk aren’t burritos a little “ethnic”

I wonder if part of the reason they don't win more often is their core belief that when they lose it's not their fault and the best response is to start spitting venom at everybody.

Nobody, literally nobody, who tries so hard and so publicly to make sure everyone knows what a good person they are (certainly a better one than YOU!) is actually a good person.

Please, the spoon flew in making an airplane noise

Not even fair of me to have framed it as "what she really thinks." I'm not sure that is even a thing that exists!

It's been established over and over again in research that America was Great when people were adolescents psycnet.apa.org/record/2017-...