Dick hole so loose, kidney stones just fall out.
05.06.2025 00:32 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0@gaxthegoblin.bsky.social
26/male/bi/single +18 pls no miners I am shark. #1 Canis Simp
Dick hole so loose, kidney stones just fall out.
05.06.2025 00:32 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0When a bottom is constipated, do they lube up their hands and just dig it out?
15.04.2025 03:04 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Cum so hard I pushed out a kidney stone.
15.03.2025 21:04 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Aren't some guys scared of rimming another dude? Cause they can fart in yo face at any moment.
05.03.2025 14:03 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I am that one guy who's banned from his family group chat.
03.03.2025 16:57 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Twirling my ass hair thinking about him.
28.02.2025 17:19 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0You use buttplugs for pleasure. I use buttplugs so I don't shit myself. We are NOT the same.
27.02.2025 19:02 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Goon so much and throwing my tissues in the garbage. I probably made my garbage can pregnant.
26.02.2025 16:40 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Wish I was home gooning and farting
20.02.2025 16:18 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Already do
12.02.2025 20:14 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I like to go in front of my bosses desk and pretend I'm an NPC
12.02.2025 19:50 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0His armpits must be like cocaine the way I be sniffing them
11.02.2025 15:55 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0If I had a dream about you, do not assume it's sexual. We fought. Some times I die by your hand and some times you die by my hand.
08.02.2025 20:04 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0We need to send some of these twinks to the mines
03.02.2025 18:27 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Need to find someone who's just as autistic as me
02.02.2025 18:49 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0If aliens are real I'm either going to fuck them or kill them. Both are for the greater good of humanity.
30.01.2025 18:09 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Always scared when wiping my ass cause what if the paper breaks and my finger gets in there?!
29.01.2025 19:02 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I just found out that I'm 5'7"! I always thought I was 5'8".... ๐
28.01.2025 19:33 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Wish I was stroking my shit at home instead of being at work.
27.01.2025 17:38 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I don't want to take it easy. I want to take it hard.
23.01.2025 19:35 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0You are into vore and transformation because it's kinky. I enjoy it so I can reach my perfect form. We are NOT the same.
22.01.2025 22:28 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Spreading my cheeks just to fart
22.01.2025 02:50 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0auburn the goat
19.01.2025 17:58 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Shit so big it hit my g-spot
17.01.2025 20:18 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Imagine the Gax Multiverse like the Spiderverse but with Gax. We have our own base and stuff. We are all the exact same except for one guy cause he isn't a Gax and one of the Gax's accidentally let him in.
16.01.2025 23:47 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Valentine's is next month... Who wants to be my Valentine? Just so you know, it do squirt.
15.01.2025 21:50 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I'm only gay on Tuesdays
14.01.2025 17:05 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Yes I did. Besides the earthquake lol
13.01.2025 23:48 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I'm coming home from Mexico.
13.01.2025 23:44 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0It's crazy to wear white underwear cause if you don't wipe yo ass good enough then you going to get some mad shit stains on them.
13.01.2025 21:10 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0