Mr. HP

"Ignore them and they'll stop" was bullshit I had to put up with all through elementary school. It never worked.

High school though? I had one kid harassing me and a teacher noticed. He talked to me about it after class one day and 24 hours later the bully ate a 3 week suspension.

THAT worked.

Somehow the one joke I picked up when I was only 10;

"Frankenstein!?"

"Yeah I used to go out with his sister."

"His sister?"

"Yeah, Phyllis."

(I forget how I learned the word 'philistine' at such a young age.)

It's one of those movies that's a lot of fun when you're a kid because it's a bright adventure with fun music, and then you watch it as an adult and SO MUCH WORDPLAY.

("Can't help it I'm a born lever-puller!")

"What's today?"

"Sitar-day."

"Then George'll be in here."

The puns in this movie are next level.

Saying "Every Janeway and Seven episode was the same because they disagree on things" is like saying "Every Data episode is the same because he learns something about humanity".

Fantasia

The more I learn about this stuff, the more grateful I am
for one of my grade school english teachers who made "read five books and summarize each of them" a quarter long (two and a half months about) assignment that counted for half your grade.

As someone who got their niece "The ABCs of D&D" for her third birthday; yes.

Daniel Craig crawls out of the rubble, amazed to still be alive.

He hears footsteps behind him and turns around to see Jodie Whittaker standing next to a blue police box.

"Listen, it's going to be alright..." she says cautiously as Bond begins to glow...

Observing Edmund Fitzgerald anniversary with MST3K 9:10 The Final Sacrifice

In honor of the 50th anniversary of the Edmund Fitzgerald going down, here’s the crowd at a Northern Michigan hockey game singing along during intermission.

The annual 24 hour charity stream to raise funds for Trans advocacy for the Trevor Project is THIS SATURDAY. (The 15th)

We got an amazing group this year and I'm excited to play games and raise money for a good cause with wonderful people.

It starts at 9am mountain time!
(Schedule to follow.)

Ashley J. Williams (portrayed by Bruce Campbell) in The Evil Dead. Such a majestic jawline.

The Final Girl concept that took off in the mid 70s was so successful that men started being Final Girls too.

Prey: The Animated Series, and it's about Naru facing new threats to her village. Threats range from other alien races to colonizers to the season finale that sees her face Xenomorphs.

Eventually jumps the shark in season 3 with a time travel episode where she meets the Ghostbusters.

predator is a slasher movie and arnold schwarzenegger is the final girl

Of course it happened by way of him getting wrecked by an elephant no less.

Congrats! May your wedding be 50% gayer in light of this news.

On one hand; I have an uneasy feeling this was less "no we're not doing it" and more "we're not doing it this time; somebody come back with a stronger case"

But also I welcome this verdict and am spitefully happy to see her eat shit again.

It's an artistic representation of a circulatory system walking through a kitchen, as drawn by Dave Gibbons and written about by Alan Moore. It happens a lot 'round here.

Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.

*deep breath*

Young people’s ignorance of how homophobic American society was 30 years ago is a welcome sign of progress. Young people’s ignorance of how homophobic American society was 30 years ago is a welcome sign of progress. Young people’s ignorance of how homophobic American society was 30 y

Okay, Ezra is confirming that he's hearing D senators are actually plotting to cave to Trump and end the shutdown WITHOUT any extension of the ACA, just a promise of a vote later down the line.

Call your senators, friends, NOW, and tell them NO DEAL without ACA funding!

Find them here: reps.fyi

Did not have "watching Ricky Morton beat his son's ass in person" on my bingo card today, but here we are. #GCW

Also; everything around Hogback and Cindry reeks of "I made myself an AI girlfriend that looks like a celebrity I have a parasocial attachment to"

I think you can make a case for there being a commentary on exploitation of the dead for one's own purposes there given that Moria only really wants what *he* thinks made people great on his side (their power) rather than what actually made them great (who they were as people)

a man wearing a suit and tie with a square pattern Alt: Frank Drebin jr. pulling on a glove to examine a crime scene. He then wipes his nose on the gloved hand and picks up evidence with the bare hand.

Also a movie with that style of humor was just made AND well received?

Lillie Franks, Writer of Wrongs (@onyxaminedlife) on twitter: "Replacing the words "the economy" with "rich people's yacht money" -How can we respond to COVID without sacrificing rich people's yacht money? -Saving the environment sounds nice but what about rich people's yacht money? -Medicare for all would destroy rich people's yacht money"

I remember chunks of Predators.

I have pretty well blotted The Predator from my memory. I remember seeing it, but that's about it.

I decided years ago that Lando became Baron Administrator of Cloud City in a way that was basically "The Inspector General, but Star Wars" and I still kinda want that movie.

Target started losing business when they caved to the right on multiple fronts earlier this year. That they're doing this reeks of "surely the people will come back if OUR EMPLOYEES SMILED MORE."