Storm Machine

Wait - the siren might be tv production thing. I thought it might have been the megaphone in the stands, but it’s coming in with a backing track on the Nine replay.

S28E23 #NRLStormBroncos
Game 734 — 22–2
Shutting out the Broncos from scoring more than a measly penalty goal. You love to see it. Melbourne weren’t exactly dominate, but these are the wins that you build upon.
#purplepride

The Greg Louganis of fullbacks.

If Harry Grant is the hooker that cried wolf, Walsh has to be the fullback

Take that off us?

A called forward pass‽ In this economy‽

The drone strike is well overdue.

Rugby league. Chris Butler really doesn’t like it.

Carrigan’s tactics are very funny and obvious.

It’s a very muted vibe here. Really odd

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Chris Butler.

Surely Melbourne direct traffic to the right flank now against Cobbo.

This has a bad odour about it.

#RyanTandyMemorialSpecial™

That though was dumb. Giving away dumb penalties.

Well that was equal parts horrifying and amusing.

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Joe Chan in the centres though

THE CHIN IS BACK.

Forgotten worm food Anubis has the Panthers on the scales of justice

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Indigenous artists music playing is a good starting vibe.

S28E23 Preview – Head on collision Big Battle LVIII

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Previewing tonight’s action while looking back at a 2017 classic AND Melbourne’s Thursday night football stats… which aren’t as counterintuitive as playing on a weeknight.

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That statement. Oh man.

They can self-flagellate all they like, but surely at this point just releasing the Indigenous jersey might have been the better play.

Game 733 – S28E22 Review Parramatta Eels 10–16 Melbourne Storm

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I had to watch this match again, it was not recommended.

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“Crucial errors”. Yeah, that.

S28E22 #NRLEelsStorm
Game 733 — 16–10
Melbourne’s habit of playing down to the level of their opponents almost comes back to bite them. A frustratingly poor display that does not bode well.
#purplepride

Praise be. X.

Fuck me. We’re being Suttoned

This is bad and they should feel bad.

This is a dumb challenge. Why bother.

Playing with 15 isn’t great. Can we not keep doing this.

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