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get that bag every last one of them get. that. bag.

The best thing about having a salary is giving 42% of it to my landlord.

to celebrate a wedding anniversary a couple went to slave city. then the joy was interrupted.

Visible satellite image of the southern Atlantic ocean off the coast of Brazil showing two subtropical systems, circled, moving southeast into open waters

niche weather content that is interesting to me and perhaps four to six other people: Brazil’s Naval Hydrographic Center is tracking two (2!) subtropical systems in the open waters of the south Atlantic. the 2020s have seen 15 total tropical systems so far, equaling the entirety of the 2010s #wxsky

How about this one

pls

In honor of the total lunar eclipse coming up tonight for which it will be too cloudy in Chicago: last year's total lunar eclipse. She was and is a beaut.

Big same about being grateful for clouds tonight, but reading up on this I learned there's places totality happen during sunrise/sunset and now there's something else I'd love to catch one day

my commitment to buying every bit of DLC ever made for Cities Skylines will be put to the test by this new brutalism pack

I ask for whimsy and I get world war 3

#EarlyVoting starts TODAY in all 50 Wards and the suburbs, and while the world is a dumpster fire and the Federal government is the worst, we've got a chance to fight back at the polls between now and the 17th. Whether you're in the City, in the suburbs, or in our new readership hotspot in Aurora...

never underestimate a good donut

A photo of a paper sign with a Chicago Public Library logo that says "La Biblioteca Pública de Chicago estará cerrada el lunes 2 de marzo, 2026, en Conmemoración del Día de Pulaski"

I love Chicago

a tattoo idea just unfolded in my head in about 6 minutes and I’m excited

not a revolutionary AI take but: what if we started making critical decisions with as much accuracy as a phone's autocorrect

I am not bikemaxxing enough

every time one of these markets dissembles and parses and weasels their way out of paying people on a technicality my heart grows three sizes like the grinch. i love to watch these people get scammed on crypto and nfts and gambling. they deserve it and it's funny and it's not my problem at all

perfect

hello cat how are you

the mistakes I was making when I jumped in thinking "yeah this team seems fine"

The elder millennial existence consists entirely of alternating geopolitical and financial crises

what a fuckin dumb day to do my taxes

"The Islamists oppose women getting an education," I mutter, as I aim my missile at the girls school

lol, lmao

five seconds looking at that account showed pro-MTG and Kamala posts and welp, alrighty. also thank you for the good you are a part of there

those 85 schoolgirls will never kill again

there has never been a false flag

I will say this morning I was shown earrings so cute I'd not not consider getting my ears pierced for them

what do you mean we're 26 years into the millennium what do you mean the park is more than 20 years old

you're a fucking obedient lap dog