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Moved on from Twitter and I couldn't be happier! A free spirit that will never bow to the Orange Tyrant. I don't respond to DMs.

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And he really, REALLY doesn't want to release the Epstein files.

01.10.2025 18:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"I'd like to order an extra large pizza with ham. Ham is fantastic."

29.09.2025 19:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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29.09.2025 18:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hell needs to freeze over before I'd buy a swastikkkar.

29.09.2025 18:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man in a suit and tie is making a funny face and saying right tob . ALT: a man in a suit and tie is making a funny face and saying right tob .
29.09.2025 17:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Just a tad late for buyers' remorse.

27.09.2025 12:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If only w could have predicted this failure. ๐Ÿ™„

27.09.2025 12:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I smell a very lucrative lawsuit.

27.09.2025 12:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We humans are a funny bunch. If a species isn't pretty, cute, and/or fluffy, we demonize them.

The spider worked hard for that meal but it isn't as cute as the butterfly so it's out.
We do love to interfere with the laws of nature.๐Ÿ•ธ๐Ÿฆ‹

26.09.2025 11:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The things a rapist will do to keep the Epstein files buried. smh

23.09.2025 15:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Just gorgeous! ๐Ÿ˜

23.09.2025 15:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man sitting in front of a microphone with the words i 'm ok with it ALT: a man sitting in front of a microphone with the words i 'm ok with it
23.09.2025 15:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Can we please get back to the Epstein files?

23.09.2025 15:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man sitting in a field of yellow flowers ALT: a man sitting in a field of yellow flowers

Seriously, how much longer do we have to wait??!! ๐Ÿคช

23.09.2025 15:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a woman in a blue jacket is sitting in a classroom with other people . ALT: a woman in a blue jacket is sitting in a classroom with other people .
23.09.2025 13:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man in a suit is holding a microphone in front of a crowd and says `` it 's timeee '' . ALT: a man in a suit is holding a microphone in front of a crowd and says `` it 's timeee '' .
23.09.2025 13:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Shout out to the caregivers of the world! You are not alone and there is support for all of you! โค๏ธ

23.09.2025 13:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Racist is as racist does.

19.09.2025 12:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hitler be like....

16.09.2025 16:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Folks Have Claimed I Don't Know How To Sing...
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Best eff off I've seen in a while.๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃโค๏ธ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ
youtu.be/Xaj-6nHvCek?...

14.09.2025 20:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The cowards will never say that to his face or in public. ๐Ÿ˜’

10.09.2025 13:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Another one!

How to say I went to Epstein's Island without saying, 'I went to Epstein's Island.' ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคซ

09.09.2025 14:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This made my day! ๐Ÿฅฐ

Blue lives can make a difference!๐ŸŒŠ

09.09.2025 14:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a couple of cats laying next to each other with the caption us if we were cats ALT: a couple of cats laying next to each other with the caption us if we were cats

Another dead cat on the road today. ๐Ÿ’” Letting cats roam isnโ€™t just risky for them, it impacts the environment too. I understand farm life, but in the suburbs it feels avoidableโ€”and so frustrating to see again and again.

09.09.2025 14:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And so are those who voted for him. ๐Ÿ˜’

08.09.2025 18:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Best Anime Openings of All Time (& Why They Work) โ€“Dissecting the psychology of unforgettable intros.

Anime Worlds Youโ€™d Actually Want to Live In โ€“Ranking settings based on comfort vs. chaos.

Manga vs. Anime Adaptations โ€“When does the anime elevate the source material,& when does it miss the mark?

08.09.2025 18:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They want us to die horrible deaths so they can make profit off of the process.

Know it.

08.09.2025 13:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

How to say you are on the Epstein list without actually saying, "I'm on the Epstein list."

07.09.2025 11:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Let alone when they die from all those preventable illnesses. ๐Ÿ˜’

05.09.2025 16:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is such a predictable move from the 'law and order' party. ๐Ÿ™„

05.09.2025 16:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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